You say Muhammad was never an arsehole? Well here is the scientific proof.

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- infinite_del
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You say Muhammad was never an arsehole? Well here is the scientific proof.
OP - April 24, 2014, 04:07 PM

Im not sure if this has been mentioned on here and im sure many of you who are far more intelligent than me already know this but i thought i'd put it up anyway.
I came across this fact a few months back and last night as i was contemplating about arses among other things and it suddenly hit me that Muhammad was indeed an arsehole and here is the proof.
All human beings belong to a group in the animal kingdom called the 'Deuteronomes' which means we come to be as who we are as anus first. So keeping that in mind every human being who was, is and will be is going to start out his life as an arsehole, surely Muslims can't deny this and say Muhammad started out as a heart, mouth or a prick. He(If he ever existed) and many other Prophets all started out as arseholes and in my humble opinion never ceased to be arseholes.
Sorry for the arse infested post, i had no choice.
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Reply #1 - April 24, 2014, 04:29 PM

Not sure if I understand

"The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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Reply #2 - April 24, 2014, 06:30 PM

What did I just read!? I second Cornflower. I don't understand this post.
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Reply #3 - April 24, 2014, 06:56 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embryological_origins_of_the_mouth_and_anus

Humans form the anus first, hence we are all assholes.
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Reply #4 - April 24, 2014, 07:06 PM

Ha! Now it makes sense.
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Reply #5 - April 24, 2014, 07:12 PM

It all makes sense if you are drunk, i do apologize for the incoherent ramblings. Some what sober i shall explain my point of view.
As i mentioned human beings belong to a group called 'Deuterostomes', which means the first body part to emerge from a fertilized egg is basically an anus. That is essentially how we humans start out. Hope that clears it up, i would suggest further reading about it online.
Now apply all of that to the birth of Muhammad, who Muslims consider Pak and adorn with lofty praises but in reality like everyone else he started out as an arsehole floating aimlessly in his mothers womb. Hope this makes more sense
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Reply #6 - April 24, 2014, 07:14 PM

Yes, bogart and descent and all you lovely people out there. We are all arseholes
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