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 Topic: Ello ello ello :)

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  • Ello ello ello :)
     OP - June 15, 2014, 10:19 AM
    Hello everyone  Smiley

    I'm a British ex-Muslim and I've been a apostate for about 3 years now and an agnostic before that.
    Only a couple of my good friends are aware - the more people I tell the higher the risk of my family finding out.
    [I still live with my family.]

    Glad I'll be able to speak freely here.  yes

    As a young child I struggled with Islam because it was so restrictive.
    I wasn't allowed to sing songs. Wasn't allowed to whistle. Wasn't allowed to dance. Wasn't allowed to wear my hair open.
    ^The above activities would apparently result in Shaytaan taking a leak on me  Tongue

    Now I see it's so much worse than that.
    Hooking it's followers and keeps them in line with threats of eternal damnation in the hell-fire.
    My grandmother is in her late sixties and does kazaa of all the Salaah she missed [about 30 years worth]. She does this because she has nightmares that she's going to be asked in her grave "Why didn't you read your Salaah?"  Cry

    There are many reasons why  left Islam, but  guess the main one is the lack of logic behind so many of it's laws and rulings.

    I'll leave it at that!

    Now, can anyone tell me how to get permission to change my profile settings?  grin12

    Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #1 - June 15, 2014, 10:29 AM
    Welcome Expresso...

    Go into "my stuff" tab

    xxxx
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #2 - June 15, 2014, 10:40 AM
     dance
    Ta Suki  Smiley
    Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #3 - June 15, 2014, 10:55 AM
    Welcome. Have a parrot. parrot
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #4 - June 15, 2014, 11:20 AM
    Welcome!  parrot

    The future is full of thrilling possibilities.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #5 - June 15, 2014, 11:21 AM
    I knew this was a Brit joining from the thread title.  Grin

    Welcome to the dark side....or at least the forum part of the dark side, which you joined 3 years ago anyway.   parrot
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #6 - June 15, 2014, 11:41 AM
    Quote
    I knew this was a Brit joining from the thread title.


     Grin same here

    Welcome to the forum, you are amongst friends here  Afro
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #7 - June 15, 2014, 11:43 AM
    Hi Espresso! Welcome to the forum, and have a rabbit!  bunny

    Islam pretty much seems more and more fucked up the longer you think about it. I try not to, too often. Good thing we got out young then, eh?  Afro
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #8 - June 15, 2014, 11:57 AM
    Welcome
    Really heart breaking reading about your grandma...

    so can we drink you?
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #9 - June 15, 2014, 12:01 PM
     Afro Hehe thanks for the warm welcome....and the livestock.  parrot

    Quite a lot of Brits here eh! Pleasantly surprised.  grin12


    Quote from: Jila on June 15, 2014, 11:57 AM
    so can we drink you?

    You may :3
    Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #10 - June 15, 2014, 12:01 PM
    Quote from: Jila on June 15, 2014, 11:57 AM
    so can we drink you?


    Shhh. We don't drink her blood until after the baby sacrifice, remember? Don't spoil the plot!
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #11 - June 15, 2014, 12:05 PM
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #12 - June 15, 2014, 12:10 PM


    Is there a cem chat? Tried the link in your sig asbie, no workie.  Cry
    Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #13 - June 15, 2014, 12:19 PM
    Just checked the link, it worked fine for me.

    You ever used mibbit before? It should direct you to put in a name and then you can just enter.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #14 - June 15, 2014, 12:24 PM
    Welcome home Espresso. My magical horn pulsed upon your arrival.



    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #15 - June 15, 2014, 12:27 PM
    Quote from: Espresso on June 15, 2014, 12:10 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Is there a cem chat? Tried the link in your sig asbie, no workie.  Cry

    Skype group and an unofficial mibbit one. See asbie's link.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #16 - June 15, 2014, 12:28 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on June 15, 2014, 12:24 PM
    Welcome home Espresso. My magical horn pulsed upon your arrival.



     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #17 - June 15, 2014, 12:30 PM
    Welcome!  parrot
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #18 - June 15, 2014, 12:33 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on June 15, 2014, 12:27 PM
    Unofficial Skype group and an unofficial mibbit one. See asbie's link.


    FIFY

    Yeah, two can play that game.  Tongue
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #19 - June 15, 2014, 12:33 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on June 15, 2014, 12:24 PM
    Welcome home Espresso. My magical horn pulsed upon your arrival.

    (Clicky for piccy!)




    LMAOOOOOOOOO!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Hey there  Smiley

    Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #20 - June 15, 2014, 02:23 PM
    'Ello Espresso! Here are your customary welcome animals. bunny piggy parrot Chicken
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #21 - June 15, 2014, 02:47 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on June 15, 2014, 12:24 PM
    Welcome home Espresso. My magical horn pulsed upon your arrival.



    EPIC.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #22 - June 15, 2014, 03:11 PM
    Hello, nice to meet another another non-American  grin12
    Welcome to the forum.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #23 - June 15, 2014, 03:13 PM
    Welcome!  parrot bunny

  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #24 - June 15, 2014, 03:17 PM
    Quote from: Qtian on June 15, 2014, 03:11 PM
    Hello, nice to meet another another non-American  grin12


    What's wrong with us?  Cry
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #25 - June 15, 2014, 03:21 PM
    Nothing asbie, you are beautiful... no matter what they say.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #26 - June 15, 2014, 03:23 PM
    Welcome to the forum.
    If Islam doesn't get you when you're young, to fuck up your life, it seems to get you when you're old, to fuck up the way you think about your spent life.
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #27 - June 15, 2014, 03:36 PM
    Welcome!  parrot
  • Ello ello ello :)
     Reply #28 - June 15, 2014, 03:50 PM
    Quote from: Qtian on June 15, 2014, 03:21 PM
    Nothing asbie, you are beautiful... no matter what they say.


     Kiss
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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