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Reply #720 - July 25, 2008, 03:45 PM

She was probly looking for a toy boy.

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Reply #721 - July 25, 2008, 04:01 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on July 25, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on July 25, 2008, 01:44 PM
Simple, she wants you to worship Jesus. She was doing her good deed for the day by inviting you. An average day for a Christian who believes that they need to help save the world, one by one. So, imo, I'd say toss the paper and forgittaboudit.

I think she knows Im not gonna convert. Most of the talk was just casual and not about religion but religion was how we started our convo.

In any case im not going to her house. That's wierd. lol

Oh, I bet it would get really weird if you were courageous enough to go.

Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated. The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya. He had her husband, her father and her people killed.

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Reply #722 - July 25, 2008, 04:02 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 25, 2008, 03:45 PM
She was probly looking for a toy boy.

She's married.

Just no.
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Reply #723 - July 25, 2008, 04:02 PM

Quote from: Serquet11 on July 25, 2008, 04:01 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on July 25, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on July 25, 2008, 01:44 PM
Simple, she wants you to worship Jesus. She was doing her good deed for the day by inviting you. An average day for a Christian who believes that they need to help save the world, one by one. So, imo, I'd say toss the paper and forgittaboudit.

I think she knows Im not gonna convert. Most of the talk was just casual and not about religion but religion was how we started our convo.

In any case im not going to her house. That's wierd. lol

Oh, I bet it would get really weird if you were courageous enough to go.

But I dont want to go.
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Reply #724 - July 25, 2008, 04:06 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on July 25, 2008, 04:02 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on July 25, 2008, 04:01 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on July 25, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on July 25, 2008, 01:44 PM
Simple, she wants you to worship Jesus. She was doing her good deed for the day by inviting you. An average day for a Christian who believes that they need to help save the world, one by one. So, imo, I'd say toss the paper and forgittaboudit.

I think she knows Im not gonna convert. Most of the talk was just casual and not about religion but religion was how we started our convo.

In any case im not going to her house. That's wierd. lol

Oh, I bet it would get really weird if you were courageous enough to go.

But I dont want to go.

No harm in making friends M.

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Reply #725 - July 25, 2008, 04:08 PM

Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 25, 2008, 04:06 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on July 25, 2008, 04:02 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on July 25, 2008, 04:01 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on July 25, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on July 25, 2008, 01:44 PM
Simple, she wants you to worship Jesus. She was doing her good deed for the day by inviting you. An average day for a Christian who believes that they need to help save the world, one by one. So, imo, I'd say toss the paper and forgittaboudit.

I think she knows Im not gonna convert. Most of the talk was just casual and not about religion but religion was how we started our convo.

In any case im not going to her house. That's wierd. lol

Oh, I bet it would get really weird if you were courageous enough to go.

But I dont want to go.

No harm in making friends M.

I agree. Im not going though.
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Reply #726 - July 25, 2008, 04:14 PM

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She's married.

That wouldn't stop her wanting a toy boy. Don't you watch Desperate Housewives?

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Reply #727 - July 25, 2008, 04:14 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on July 25, 2008, 04:08 PM
Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 25, 2008, 04:06 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on July 25, 2008, 04:02 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on July 25, 2008, 04:01 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on July 25, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: Serquet11 on July 25, 2008, 01:44 PM
Simple, she wants you to worship Jesus. She was doing her good deed for the day by inviting you. An average day for a Christian who believes that they need to help save the world, one by one. So, imo, I'd say toss the paper and forgittaboudit.

I think she knows Im not gonna convert. Most of the talk was just casual and not about religion but religion was how we started our convo.

In any case im not going to her house. That's wierd. lol

Oh, I bet it would get really weird if you were courageous enough to go.

But I dont want to go.

No harm in making friends M.

I agree. Im not going though.

Okay chill and have a chilled beer ...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=td66odpNf9Q

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Reply #728 - July 25, 2008, 04:15 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 25, 2008, 04:14 PM
Quote from: MSingh
She's married.

That wouldn't stop her wanting a toy boy. Don't you watch Desperate Housewives?

I never really liked that show.

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Reply #729 - July 25, 2008, 04:16 PM

Me either.

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Reply #730 - July 25, 2008, 04:18 PM

My favorite all time tv show is Seinfeld, still watch the re-runs and lmao

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Reply #731 - July 25, 2008, 04:25 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 25, 2008, 04:14 PM
Quote from: MSingh
She's married.

That wouldn't stop her wanting a toy boy. Don't you watch Desperate Housewives?

No, why?
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Reply #732 - July 25, 2008, 07:26 PM

Anyone onlineage?
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Reply #733 - July 25, 2008, 08:53 PM

Airplane Etiquette

When you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1) Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case

2) Remove your laptop

3) Start up

4) Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen

5) Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if you are praying

6) Then run this screen

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Reply #734 - July 25, 2008, 11:32 PM

Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 25, 2008, 04:18 PM
My favorite all time tv show is Seinfeld, still watch the re-runs and lmao

me too.

Mohammed ordered Kinana b. al Rabi' to be gruesomely tortured and then decapitated. The 'prophet' then 'married' Kinana's wife, Safiyya. He had her husband, her father and her people killed.

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Reply #735 - July 26, 2008, 07:53 AM

Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 25, 2008, 08:53 PM
Airplane Etiquette

When you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1) Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case

2) Remove your laptop

3) Start up

4) Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen

5) Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if you are praying

6) Then run this screen

That reminds me of the time I was flying over to New Zealand and reading the latest New Scientist. It contained an artilce on ejoctor seats for fighter planes, and the lead photo was a two page spread of a MiG-21 exploding in a huge ball of flame with this tiny dude in an ejector seat flying out of the top of the flames.

I turned to the couple next to me and showed them the pic, saying "Cool photo, huh?"

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Reply #736 - July 26, 2008, 12:16 PM

Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 25, 2008, 08:53 PM
Airplane Etiquette

When you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1) Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case

2) Remove your laptop

3) Start up

4) Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen

5) Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if you are praying

6) Then run this screen

That's wicked. I wouldnt do it myself. Having a turban and everything they'd already have me under watch. lol

Seriously, white people hate the turban. Turban = terrorist to them. They think im storing the old bomb in there you know.
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Reply #737 - July 26, 2008, 01:30 PM

Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on July 25, 2008, 08:53 PM
Airplane Etiquette

When you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1) Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case

2) Remove your laptop

3) Start up

4) Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen

5) Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if you are praying

6) Then run this screen

Bloody brilliant !

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Reply #738 - July 26, 2008, 03:29 PM

http://www.youtube.com/v/lhmjnYKlVnM&hl

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Reply #739 - July 26, 2008, 03:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFgtFXfnv0

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Reply #740 - July 26, 2008, 07:46 PM

Note to self: When your gatka teacher starts smashing up a watermelon with a sword for you to eat- DONT TAKE THE BIG PIECE!!!!!!

On a plus side, when sparring I pushed my teacher back. I got my ass handed to me royally afterwards but for 20 seconds I held him and pushed him back. Afterwards he gave me a hug and said thats the best Ive ever done. yeah
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Reply #741 - July 30, 2008, 09:54 AM

If anyone cares, I might be getting a job in a baker that will fit round my gatka practice.
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Reply #742 - July 30, 2008, 11:04 AM

Cool. You can beat the crap out of stale bread rolls for practice.

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Reply #743 - July 30, 2008, 11:06 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on July 30, 2008, 11:04 AM
Cool. You can beat the crap out of stale bread rolls for practice.

Depends if that's what they want me to do.
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Reply #744 - July 30, 2008, 11:09 AM

Hey stale bread rolls can be hard man. It'd toughen you up like those kung fu dudes who stick their hands into hot coals n stuff.

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Reply #745 - July 30, 2008, 12:26 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on July 30, 2008, 11:09 AM
Hey stale bread rolls can be hard man. It'd toughen you up like those kung fu dudes who stick their hands into hot coals n stuff.

I have a makiwara that I made and do press ups on my 2 main knuckles. That's more effective than the hot coal bollocks.
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Reply #746 - August 01, 2008, 06:12 PM

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists
Found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
Conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after,
Headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.

'One week later, the 'Courier-Journal' in Louisville Kentucky reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 yards in corn fields near
Marrowbone, Billy Bob Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Billy Bob has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Kentucky had already gone wireless.

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Reply #747 - August 01, 2008, 06:14 PM

A new phrase ....

Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

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Reply #748 - August 01, 2008, 08:17 PM

Where is Berbs gone to these days?

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Reply #749 - August 01, 2008, 08:42 PM

Dunno. I'm kinda pissed actually. It seems like I'm the sucker who always ends up being responsible for the place. Buggered if I know where the rest of the staff are.

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