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Reply #840 - September 08, 2008, 01:02 PM

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Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:57 PM
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I had to look that up lol Orange people

Who are they? Tanning booth?

I smirked

No wiki on this one :mysmilie_977:

http://www.religionnewsblog.com/17938/osho-orange-people

lol, smirk day!

Oh right, I see. Not very nice it sounds like
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Reply #841 - September 08, 2008, 01:02 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 01:00 PM
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Dude, it was for a split second. It wasnt extremely OTT funny but I know you've got it in you to make one of those funnies

What, no pressure

Just do it in you're own time
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Reply #842 - September 08, 2008, 01:06 PM

I need a cup of tea, 2 and a half sugars please

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Reply #843 - September 08, 2008, 01:08 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 01:06 PM
I need a cup of tea, 2 and a half sugars please

Go and get it then. I might be a secretary but they dont just make tea
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Reply #844 - September 08, 2008, 01:09 PM

Orange People were crackers. Old Bhagwan was a right nutter and his sidekicks were worse.

Beats me why anyone would join that crew. Actually there's a story here.
See one of the crew split with Bhagwan and was going round saying he was on da drugs. So he gets interviewed on the teev by 60 Minutes or someone and the interviewer asks about the drug allegations.

Bhagwan tries to play it cool and says to the reporter "Look into my eyes. What do you think of these allegations?"

Good ol' Aussie reporter says "Well actually Bhagwan I always wondered what the hell you were on."

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Reply #845 - September 08, 2008, 01:11 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:09 PM
Orange People were crackers. Old Bhagwan was a right nutter and his sidekicks were worse.

Beats me why anyone would join that crew. Actually there's a story here.
See one of the crew split with Bhagwan and was going round saying he was on da drugs. So he gets interviewed on the teev by 60 Minutes or someone and the interviewer asks about the drug allegations.

Bhagwan tries to play it cool and says to the reporter "Look into my eyes. What do you think of these allegations?"

Good ol' Aussie reporter says "Well actually Bhagwan I always wondered what the hell you were on."

lmao. that was a good one. Mr fake Bhagwan. lol
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Reply #846 - September 08, 2008, 01:11 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:09 PM
Orange People were crackers. Old Bhagwan was a right nutter and his sidekicks were worse.

Beats me why anyone would join that crew. Actually there's a story here.
See one of the crew split with Bhagwan and was going round saying he was on da drugs. So he gets interviewed on the teev by 60 Minutes or someone and the interviewer asks about the drug allegations.

Bhagwan tries to play it cool and says to the reporter "Look into my eyes. What do you think of these allegations?"

Good ol' Aussie reporter says "Well actually Bhagwan I always wondered what the hell you were on."

good one

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Reply #847 - September 08, 2008, 01:15 PM

Sikhs call them Pakhandi Babe, they do your pakhand (fakeness, there isnt a word in English for Pakhand) and Babe- translated as gradads but they can be anyone old/senior.
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Reply #848 - September 08, 2008, 01:23 PM

http://www.bandsforhire.co.nz/chocolate_fish.htm <<< band. Including ex-Orange Wench.

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Reply #849 - September 08, 2008, 01:25 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:23 PM
http://www.bandsforhire.co.nz/chocolate_fish.htm <<< band. Including ex-Orange Wench.

Chocolate fish, what a wierd name. Did you know that woman who's on the front page on the right?
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Reply #850 - September 08, 2008, 01:26 PM

Hey have you ever seen two cats trying to sleep on top of a fax machine?

One of them adopted the fax and now his brother wants a piece of the action. Bloody nutters.

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Reply #851 - September 08, 2008, 01:28 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:26 PM
Hey have you ever seen two cats trying to sleep on top of a fax machine?

One of them adopted the fax and now his brother wants a piece of the action. Bloody nutters.

Im guessing they you're cats no? lol

That is quite wierd. I thought they would love a bed or a pillow or a rug next to a fire but no, they wants the fax machine. lmao
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Reply #852 - September 08, 2008, 01:28 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:26 PM
Hey have you ever seen two cats trying to sleep on top of a fax machine?

One of them adopted the fax and now his brother wants a piece of the action. Bloody nutters.

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Reply #853 - September 08, 2008, 01:29 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 01:28 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:26 PM
Hey have you ever seen two cats trying to sleep on top of a fax machine?

One of them adopted the fax and now his brother wants a piece of the action. Bloody nutters.

Great use of emoticon language there, very nice. Maximum points
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Reply #854 - September 08, 2008, 01:31 PM

Got to go and get my little un from school soon. can't wait to hear how his first day went. he was so nervous he wouldn't make any friends, I spent most of yesterday telling him how cool he was and how he would be loved by everyone.

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Reply #855 - September 08, 2008, 01:33 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 01:31 PM
Got to go and get my little un from school soon. can't wait to hear how his first day went. he was so nervous he wouldn't make any friends, I spent most of yesterday telling him how cool he was and how he would be loved by everyone.

Your eldest?

That's quite cute when you think about it really. I cant wait to find out either now. He sounds cool to me, sounds normal.
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Reply #856 - September 08, 2008, 01:36 PM

His brother buggered off when I turned the laptop around but doofus is still there.

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Reply #857 - September 08, 2008, 01:37 PM

It looks cute but heavily out of place at the same time. Nice one though. Cats do the wierdest things hey.
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Reply #858 - September 08, 2008, 01:37 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:25 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:23 PM
http://www.bandsforhire.co.nz/chocolate_fish.htm <<< band. Including ex-Orange Wench.

Chocolate fish, what a wierd name. Did you know that woman who's on the front page on the right?

Yes. Her name is Anu Grace and she's got a great voice.

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Reply #859 - September 08, 2008, 01:38 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:33 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 01:31 PM
Got to go and get my little un from school soon. can't wait to hear how his first day went. he was so nervous he wouldn't make any friends, I spent most of yesterday telling him how cool he was and how he would be loved by everyone.

Your eldest?

That's quite cute when you think about it really. I cant wait to find out either now. He sounds cool to me, sounds normal.

No not my eldest, we're still waiting on a reply from the boarding school for him. My 6yr old son is the one who went to his new school today, ever so smart in his uniform and trying to look cool.

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Reply #860 - September 08, 2008, 01:38 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:37 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:25 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:23 PM
http://www.bandsforhire.co.nz/chocolate_fish.htm <<< band. Including ex-Orange Wench.

Chocolate fish, what a wierd name. Did you know that woman who's on the front page on the right?

Yes. Her name is Anu Grace and she's got a great voice.

But...
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Reply #861 - September 08, 2008, 01:38 PM

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It looks cute but heavily out of place at the same time. Nice one though. Cats do the wierdest things hey.

His brother was trying to lie across the top of him. Looked really funny.

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Reply #862 - September 08, 2008, 01:39 PM

So cute

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Reply #863 - September 08, 2008, 01:39 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:38 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:37 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:25 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:23 PM
http://www.bandsforhire.co.nz/chocolate_fish.htm <<< band. Including ex-Orange Wench.

Chocolate fish, what a wierd name. Did you know that woman who's on the front page on the right?

Yes. Her name is Anu Grace and she's got a great voice.

But...

An ex is an ex for a reason?

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Reply #864 - September 08, 2008, 01:40 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 01:38 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:33 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 01:31 PM
Got to go and get my little un from school soon. can't wait to hear how his first day went. he was so nervous he wouldn't make any friends, I spent most of yesterday telling him how cool he was and how he would be loved by everyone.

Your eldest?

That's quite cute when you think about it really. I cant wait to find out either now. He sounds cool to me, sounds normal.

No not my eldest, we're still waiting on a reply from the boarding school for him. My 6yr old son is the one who went to his new school today, ever so smart in his uniform and trying to look cool.

Oh right, boarding school YEAH.

That's even more cute. I know what 6 year olds are like. That's so fucking cute man. Well I think he's cool and if the views of a 17 year old dude from somewhere else in the country who he doesn't know's views dont matter then I dunno what the world is coming to.

How can you try to look cool? LMAO
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Reply #865 - September 08, 2008, 01:41 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:38 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:37 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:25 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:23 PM
http://www.bandsforhire.co.nz/chocolate_fish.htm <<< band. Including ex-Orange Wench.

Chocolate fish, what a wierd name. Did you know that woman who's on the front page on the right?

Yes. Her name is Anu Grace and she's got a great voice.

But...

But what?

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Reply #866 - September 08, 2008, 01:42 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:38 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:37 PM
It looks cute but heavily out of place at the same time. Nice one though. Cats do the wierdest things hey.

His brother was trying to lie across the top of him. Looked really funny.

That would have been crazy wierd picture. lol

Should have got it man.
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Reply #867 - September 08, 2008, 01:42 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:41 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:38 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:37 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:25 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:23 PM
http://www.bandsforhire.co.nz/chocolate_fish.htm <<< band. Including ex-Orange Wench.

Chocolate fish, what a wierd name. Did you know that woman who's on the front page on the right?

Yes. Her name is Anu Grace and she's got a great voice.

But...

But what?

You don't like her- why?
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Reply #868 - September 08, 2008, 01:43 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 01:39 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:38 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:37 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:25 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 01:23 PM
http://www.bandsforhire.co.nz/chocolate_fish.htm <<< band. Including ex-Orange Wench.

Chocolate fish, what a wierd name. Did you know that woman who's on the front page on the right?

Yes. Her name is Anu Grace and she's got a great voice.

But...

An ex is an ex for a reason?

Is she even an ex?
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Reply #869 - September 08, 2008, 01:44 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 01:39 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 01:38 PM
But...

An ex is an ex for a reason?

She's not my ex. Just because I used to know a woman it doesn't necessarily follow that she's my ex.

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