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Reply #810 - August 28, 2008, 03:07 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on August 28, 2008, 03:05 PM
And where is mohammed?

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Reply #811 - August 28, 2008, 03:09 PM

Oh that's good then, he will stick out like a sore thumb over here and can be dealt with accordingly.

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Reply #812 - August 28, 2008, 03:10 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on August 28, 2008, 03:09 PM
Oh that's good then, he will stick out like a sore thumb over here and can be dealt with accordingly.

yeh, catch him red handed wiht a jalebi in his mouth.
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Reply #813 - September 08, 2008, 12:32 PM

This one wil do
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Reply #814 - September 08, 2008, 12:33 PM

I don't know, might make me look superficial and all.

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Reply #815 - September 08, 2008, 12:34 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:33 PM
I don't know, might make me look superficial and all.

Berbs...Berbs... What is Superficial? (In child voice)
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Reply #816 - September 08, 2008, 12:36 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:34 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:33 PM
I don't know, might make me look superficial and all.

Berbs...Berbs... What is Superficial? (In child voice)

Wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superficial

Oh and the other day you asked what is sumerian, and sally said it was something rude, well it's not lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumerian_language

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Reply #817 - September 08, 2008, 12:38 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:36 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:34 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:33 PM
I don't know, might make me look superficial and all.

Berbs...Berbs... What is Superficial? (In child voice)

Wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superficial

Oh and the other day you asked what is sumerian, and sally said it was something rude, well it's not lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumerian_language

Right, right. Understood Miss. I see what you is meaning. And Im gonna be all grumpy with Sally.

Anything new happened?
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Reply #818 - September 08, 2008, 12:39 PM

Bet they had rude words though. What's Sumerian for scum-sucking, gutter-dwelling, bottom-feeding shitheaded excuse for a fuckwit's arsehole?

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Reply #819 - September 08, 2008, 12:40 PM

nope, nothing new to report, except that I think I am losing my mind, I keep talking to myself.

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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #820 - September 08, 2008, 12:41 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 12:39 PM
Bet they had rude words though. What's Sumerian for scum-sucking, gutter-dwelling, bottom-feeding shitheaded excuse for a fuckwit's arsehole?

Anu?

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Reply #821 - September 08, 2008, 12:41 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:40 PM
nope, nothing new to report, except that I think I am losing my mind, I keep talking to myself.

I know waht you mean. That person on my wall said I was saying random thing man, how embarassing is that.

What about the gym? You still gyming?
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Reply #822 - September 08, 2008, 12:43 PM

Not as embarassing as having your kid say "mum, only crzy people talk to themselves"

No gym, still waiting for all the kids to go back to school.

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Reply #823 - September 08, 2008, 12:43 PM

Then i think the money I spent on the gym each month I will use on driving lessons instead.

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Reply #824 - September 08, 2008, 12:43 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 12:39 PM
Bet they had rude words though. What's Sumerian for scum-sucking, gutter-dwelling, bottom-feeding shitheaded excuse for a fuckwit's arsehole?

It was "thapar maar ke sir ganja kardhaun"
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Reply #825 - September 08, 2008, 12:45 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:43 PM
Then i think the money I spent on the gym each month I will use on driving lessons instead.

Not worth it. Youre gonna have to get a car and pay petrol. Im not gonna get one.

But then again, girls only do cardio- you could go runnin in da morning
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Reply #826 - September 08, 2008, 12:47 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:45 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:43 PM
Then i think the money I spent on the gym each month I will use on driving lessons instead.

Not worth it. Youre gonna have to get a car and pay petrol. Im not gonna get one.

But then again, girls only do cardio- you could go runnin in da morning

I hate running, and I need a car, I got 3 kids, and I'm tired of travelling the way I have to at the moment. Shopping would be so easy.

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Reply #827 - September 08, 2008, 12:48 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:47 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:45 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:43 PM
Then i think the money I spent on the gym each month I will use on driving lessons instead.

Not worth it. Youre gonna have to get a car and pay petrol. Im not gonna get one.

But then again, girls only do cardio- you could go runnin in da morning

I hate running, and I need a car, I got 3 kids, and I'm tired of travelling the way I have to at the moment. Shopping would be so easy.

Oh yeah, suppose so and that.

I hate running to, but you just have to go and bust it out............... 5 in the morning.
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Reply #828 - September 08, 2008, 12:48 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:41 PM
Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 12:39 PM
Bet they had rude words though. What's Sumerian for scum-sucking, gutter-dwelling, bottom-feeding shitheaded excuse for a fuckwit's arsehole?

Anu?

I used to know a girl called Anu.

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Reply #829 - September 08, 2008, 12:51 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:48 PM

Oh yeah, suppose so and that.

I hate running to, but you just have to go and bust it out............... 5 in the morning.

Fortunately I have 3 kids who don't start school til 8.50 so no early morning jog for me and a good reason for it too

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 12:48 PM
I used to know a girl called Anu.

Parents with a deity issue?

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Reply #830 - September 08, 2008, 12:54 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:51 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:48 PM

Oh yeah, suppose so and that.

I hate running to, but you just have to go and bust it out............... 5 in the morning.

Fortunately I have 3 kids who don't start school til 8.50 so no early morning jog for me and a good reason for it too

Quote from: osmanthus on September 08, 2008, 12:48 PM
I used to know a girl called Anu.

Parents with a deity issue?

Fine, what about half four?
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Reply #831 - September 08, 2008, 12:55 PM

What about at 25:00 hours?

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Reply #832 - September 08, 2008, 12:56 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:51 PM
Parents with a deity issue?

Nah. Silly bint joined the Orange People for a while and got given a new name. Fuck she could sing though. Bloody gorgeous too.

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Reply #833 - September 08, 2008, 12:56 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:55 PM
What about at 25:00 hours?

How about no. I cant be your personal organiser/ secretary if you keep inventing new hours.

I did actually laugh out loud at that one.- Actually I smirked sort of, good enough hey?
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Reply #834 - September 08, 2008, 12:57 PM

I had to look that up lol Orange people

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Reply #835 - September 08, 2008, 12:57 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:57 PM
I had to look that up lol Orange people

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Reply #836 - September 08, 2008, 12:57 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:56 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:55 PM
What about at 25:00 hours?

How about no. I cant be your personal organiser/ secretary if you keep inventing new hours.

I did actually laugh out loud at that one.- Actually I smirked sort of, good enough hey?

Careful now, too much smirking will give you wrinkles

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Reply #837 - September 08, 2008, 12:58 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:57 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:56 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:55 PM
What about at 25:00 hours?

How about no. I cant be your personal organiser/ secretary if you keep inventing new hours.

I did actually laugh out loud at that one.- Actually I smirked sort of, good enough hey?

Careful now, too much smirking will give you wrinkles

Dude, it was for a split second. It wasnt extremely OTT funny but I know you've got it in you to make one of those funnies
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Reply #838 - September 08, 2008, 01:00 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:57 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on September 08, 2008, 12:57 PM
I had to look that up lol Orange people

Who are they? Tanning booth?

I smirked

No wiki on this one :mysmilie_977:

http://www.religionnewsblog.com/17938/osho-orange-people

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Reply #839 - September 08, 2008, 01:00 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on September 08, 2008, 12:58 PM

Dude, it was for a split second. It wasnt extremely OTT funny but I know you've got it in you to make one of those funnies

What, no pressure

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