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Reply #2130 - April 09, 2009, 11:09 AM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 10:54 AM
Aslam-a-laikum Singh, thusa teekho?

(That's the best I can do with a conversation starter)

Its a good starter.

Main teek aah, thusi sunao. Ki bandha? Bhen, Bhra kidah?
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Reply #2131 - April 09, 2009, 11:48 AM

Quote from: MSinghK on April 09, 2009, 11:09 AM
Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 10:54 AM
Aslam-a-laikum Singh, thusa teekho?

(That's the best I can do with a conversation starter)

Its a good starter.

Main teek aah, thusi sunao. Ki bandha? Bhen, Bhra kidah?

I have no idea what that means.

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Reply #2132 - April 09, 2009, 11:50 AM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 11:48 AM
Quote from: MSinghK on April 09, 2009, 11:09 AM
Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 10:54 AM
Aslam-a-laikum Singh, thusa teekho?

(That's the best I can do with a conversation starter)

Its a good starter.

Main teek aah, thusi sunao. Ki bandha? Bhen, Bhra kidah?

I have no idea what that means.

Yeh, tis hard speaking using english. lol

Ki bandha literally means "what's making", as in "what's going on"
Then I asked how your bro and sis are.
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Reply #2133 - April 09, 2009, 11:56 AM

Quote from: MSinghK on April 09, 2009, 11:50 AM
Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 11:48 AM
Quote from: MSinghK on April 09, 2009, 11:09 AM
Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 10:54 AM
Aslam-a-laikum Singh, thusa teekho?

(That's the best I can do with a conversation starter)

Its a good starter.

Main teek aah, thusi sunao. Ki bandha? Bhen, Bhra kidah?

I have no idea what that means.

Yeh, tis hard speaking using english. lol

Ki bandha literally means "what's making", as in "what's going on"
Then I asked how your bro and sis are.

We must speak slightly different dialects then. I say 'brother' as 'pra' and sister as 'appa'

And 'bhanda' means person/human.

Maerey pra te appa teekhen. Thusa ke karne-ho?

(I'm reaching my limit in conversation making now )

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Reply #2134 - April 09, 2009, 01:38 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 11:56 AM
Quote from: MSinghK on April 09, 2009, 11:50 AM
Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 11:48 AM
Quote from: MSinghK on April 09, 2009, 11:09 AM
Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 10:54 AM
Aslam-a-laikum Singh, thusa teekho?

(That's the best I can do with a conversation starter)

Its a good starter.

Main teek aah, thusi sunao. Ki bandha? Bhen, Bhra kidah?

I have no idea what that means.

Yeh, tis hard speaking using english. lol

Ki bandha literally means "what's making", as in "what's going on"
Then I asked how your bro and sis are.

We must speak slightly different dialects then. I say 'brother' as 'pra' and sister as 'appa'

And 'bhanda' means person/human.

Maerey pra te appa teekhen. Thusa ke karne-ho?

(I'm reaching my limit in conversation making now )

I did say pra, but with a bh instead of p---this is why doing Punjabi in English is so fucked. lol

And I know that bhanda is human but I said bandha. Pronounced diff. lol

Main computer the baita hai, main tohade naal gal baat karda haan. Thusi ki kar reho?
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Reply #2135 - April 09, 2009, 02:33 PM

Quote from: MSinghK on April 09, 2009, 01:38 PM
I did say pra, but with a bh instead of p---this is why doing Punjabi in English is so fucked. lol

And I know that bhanda is human but I said bandha. Pronounced diff. lol

Main computer the baita hai, main tohade naal gal baat karda haan. Thusi ki kar reho?

Fair enough.

Mai-wee computer ke baiti hai, main game kair-nee ha, thu computer nai ke karna?

(I'm not sure if that last bit is asked properly)

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Reply #2136 - April 09, 2009, 02:57 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 02:33 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on April 09, 2009, 01:38 PM
I did say pra, but with a bh instead of p---this is why doing Punjabi in English is so fucked. lol

And I know that bhanda is human but I said bandha. Pronounced diff. lol

Main computer the baita hai, main tohade naal gal baat karda haan. Thusi ki kar reho?

Fair enough.

Mai-wee computer ke baiti hai, main game kair-nee ha, thu computer nai ke karna?

(I'm not sure if that last bit is asked properly)

Yeah, what was your last question?
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Reply #2137 - April 09, 2009, 03:03 PM

I was asking what you were doing on the computer

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Reply #2138 - April 09, 2009, 03:06 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 03:03 PM
I was asking what you were doing on the computer

Mai tere naal bolda aah. phila mai kam kita see, hon mai youtube dekhda aah. Thusi kee karde ho?
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Reply #2139 - April 09, 2009, 03:24 PM

I already told you that This is getting a bit tedious, we'll continue tomorrow, I'm not in the mood for this atm.

BTW, I'll give you some starter tips on holy War. When you've started the game upgrade your skills first. Then go to 'Attack' and fight a low level player, after the battle you are protected from any attacks on yourself for an hour so no one can steal your gold.

After this start pludering (in 'Attack'). Only plunder for 10 minute intervals and don't go higher, you'll get the most gold this way. To get your gold after the 10 minutes are over go back to Attack and you should get it.

I'd recommend attacking a player every hour so you stay protected. You don't get much gold from them though.

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Reply #2140 - April 09, 2009, 03:30 PM

I smashed this kid and only got 6 gold but I plundered beforehand and got around 90 gold from a young maid. lol
My strength and stamina and all that is alright.
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Reply #2141 - April 09, 2009, 03:33 PM

This game is starting to feel a bit simple. I'd prefer it if they us manually plunder.

I might try and find a more complicated game.

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Reply #2142 - April 09, 2009, 03:36 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 03:33 PM
This game is starting to feel a bit simple. I'd prefer it if they us manually plunder.

I might try and find a more complicated game.

I used to be on the Runescape and used to literally go to a farm every time and kill chickens so that when this wizard guy used to come he would pay me for them. Loads of ppl were there, killing chickens and would flock around this Wizard dude who was fucking loaded. One day, there was this guy in Mithril armour (means he was fucking rich and a badass) at the farm and I didnt know what he was up to so I let him alone because I didnt wanna be killed and then the Wizard shows up and the Mithril guys pwns him and takes all his money. A few ppl tried to help the Wizard bcoz he was a good source of income and that he was screaming for help as well but they got toasted by that badman.

This was like ages ago but Ill never forget the Wizards comments.
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Reply #2143 - April 09, 2009, 03:39 PM

what was his comments?

My brother used to play the game, he was really rich, had mithril armour and everything! I used to play it too but got bored of it. I get bored of games quite easily.

I need a game to play while I am at work which is why I'm looking for text-based ones.

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Reply #2144 - April 09, 2009, 03:42 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 03:39 PM
what was his comments?

My brother used to play the game, he was really rich, had mithril armour and everything! I used to play it too but got bored of it. I get bored of games quite easily.

I need a game to play while I am at work which is why I'm looking for text-based ones.

he was shouting stuff like "Help me", then he started making deals like "25 coins per chicken if you help me"
I cant remember how many coins but insert number.
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Reply #2145 - April 09, 2009, 03:50 PM

That's hilarious! Poor guy.

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Reply #2146 - April 09, 2009, 03:53 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 03:50 PM
That's hilarious! Poor guy.

Not as hilarious as the responses

Some were like "oooooh" when tey saw him getting smashed.

The guys helping him started panicking and crying for help and started demanding more gold from the Wizard. It was anarchy.

Mithrildude was such a badass. He fucked up the whole chicken trade.
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Reply #2147 - April 09, 2009, 03:57 PM

LMAO!

I'm starting to miss that game now.

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Reply #2148 - April 09, 2009, 04:03 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 03:57 PM
LMAO!

I'm starting to miss that game now.

Im not. I quit after a little Canadian girl befriended me so that Id take her to the farm then she totally kicked my ass.
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Reply #2149 - April 09, 2009, 04:15 PM

awwww that sucks.

I've started playing Last Life, you can go plunder yourself there and fight monsters. It's not terrific though.

The best text-based game I've ever played was Legend of the Green Dragon which is a parody game where you get to fight monsters like mystical toilets That was awesome!

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Reply #2150 - April 09, 2009, 05:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o

Charlie reminds me of me, strangely.

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Re: The Off Topic Thread
Reply #2151 - April 09, 2009, 05:22 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 09, 2009, 02:33 PM
Quote from: MSinghK on April 09, 2009, 01:38 PM
I did say pra, but with a bh instead of p---this is why doing Punjabi in English is so fucked. lol

And I know that bhanda is human but I said bandha. Pronounced diff. lol

Main computer the baita hai, main tohade naal gal baat karda haan. Thusi ki kar reho?

Fair enough.

Mai-wee computer ke baiti hai, main game kair-nee ha, thu computer nai ke karna?

(I'm not sure if that last bit is asked properly)

that sounds more like pothawari!

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Reply #2152 - April 09, 2009, 06:26 PM

I feel like Charlie too.
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Reply #2153 - April 12, 2009, 09:02 AM

This is where it's at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2ZzYuDTaTE
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Reply #2154 - April 12, 2009, 09:36 AM

Sticky date and ginger pudding is where it's at.

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Reply #2155 - April 13, 2009, 06:08 AM

NonStampCollector is fantastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0A4_bwCaX0&feature=channel_page

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Reply #2156 - April 13, 2009, 06:09 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVbnciQYMiM&feature=channel

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Reply #2157 - April 15, 2009, 09:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T69TOuqaqXI&feature=channel_page

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Reply #2158 - April 16, 2009, 10:42 AM

Someone post some funnies instead of Iggy's shite attempt at humour.
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Reply #2159 - April 16, 2009, 11:12 AM

Those vids are great. Only the first two were meant to be funny though (and they were).

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