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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2220 - June 19, 2009, 07:10 PM



    I knew there would be some jokers.

    But no way jose.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2221 - June 19, 2009, 07:47 PM

    Quote
    are green beans a fruit or a vegetable? (they grow above ground)

    Found the answer - good work MS - looks like those exams have given your brain a thorough workout.  I always thought the difference was meant to be one grows above ground and the other below. Heres the answer:

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    A fruit is actually the sweet, ripened ovary or ovaries of a seed-bearing plant. A vegetable, in contrast, is an herbaceous plant cultivated for an edible part (seeds, roots, stems, leaves, bulbs, tubers, or nonsweet fruits). So, to be really nitpicky, a fruit could be a vegetable, but a vegetable could not be a fruit.

     http://ask.yahoo.com/20010411.html

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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2222 - June 19, 2009, 07:51 PM

    Found the answer - good work MS - looks like those exams have given your brain a thorough workout.  I always thought the difference was meant to be one grows above ground and the other below. Heres the answer:
     http://ask.yahoo.com/20010411.html


    Lucky, I didnt even revise any of this shit. lol
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2223 - June 20, 2009, 03:05 AM

    Could someone suggest me a new avatar as well.


    http://bp0.blogger.com/_JB-YbL2BhvM/SE1XPdZIDlI/AAAAAAAABcc/JQ9B79RWGZs/s1600-h/Love+Sikh.jpg




    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2224 - June 20, 2009, 06:34 AM

    Some great music tracks here http://www.youtube.com/user/MissEmaPeel

    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2225 - June 20, 2009, 11:36 AM



    erm.....naaah.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2226 - June 20, 2009, 02:52 PM

    Hi Singh!

    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2227 - June 20, 2009, 06:40 PM

    Hi Singh!


    Hello son. What's going on?
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2228 - June 26, 2009, 07:54 PM

    *COUGH*
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2229 - June 27, 2009, 05:57 AM

     piggy

    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2230 - June 27, 2009, 08:12 AM

    piggy


    Youra piggy.  Smiley Piggy Iggy.

  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2231 - July 03, 2009, 08:15 PM

    I hate you guys.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2232 - July 03, 2009, 08:21 PM

    Why?

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2233 - July 03, 2009, 08:22 PM

    I dunno. I used to like  you guys and ever since I came back I just hate everyone. Wierd innit?
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2234 - July 03, 2009, 08:23 PM

    Very.  Have you taken that test I posted to see whether you're possessed by a demon?

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2235 - July 03, 2009, 08:24 PM

    Yeah I have. But it turns out I wasnt. Dunno what it could be.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2236 - July 03, 2009, 11:11 PM

    Ooh! I just blew a bubble!   Huh?

    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2237 - July 03, 2009, 11:17 PM

    I dunno. I used to like  you guys and ever since I came back I just hate everyone. Wierd innit?


    Pure Genius!  Wink

    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2238 - July 12, 2009, 11:56 AM

    I hate you guys.

    I hate you too
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2239 - July 16, 2009, 10:35 PM


    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2240 - July 18, 2009, 10:15 PM

    How old are Adam & Eve?

    Following on from a discussion I had with my brother, I said carbon dating proves that 250,000year old ancient skeletons have been found which are far older than the Quran states Adam & Eve were.  He said it does not say how old they were, is that true?

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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2241 - July 18, 2009, 10:17 PM

    Do you mean how old were they when they died, or how long ago did they live?

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2242 - July 18, 2009, 10:18 PM

    the latter

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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2243 - July 18, 2009, 10:22 PM

    Your brother is right afaik.  I always thought that was why Harun Yayha was an old earth creationist, unlike his Christian counterparts.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2244 - July 18, 2009, 10:30 PM

    Thanks, so it looks like the only angle for argument I have is that science has disproved the OT by carbon dating, something Muslims are supposed to believe (and wait for the come back - the OT has been adulterated  Roll Eyes)

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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2245 - July 18, 2009, 10:32 PM

    Well, you could also tell him that science has established that humans evolved from earlier primates. as opposed to being created in Heaven and then sent to earth as per the Qur'an.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2246 - July 19, 2009, 10:53 PM


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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2247 - July 20, 2009, 12:29 AM

    Three cheers for primate evolution! dance

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2248 - July 20, 2009, 08:27 AM

    Hip Hip Hurray

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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2249 - July 20, 2009, 08:38 AM

    For He's a Jolly Good Fellow... For He's a Jolly Good Fellow ! Hip Hip Horraaaaaay! bunny

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