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  • Re: Passed over again for that promotion, no Degree for a suitable life. acetabu
     Reply #2400 - July 09, 2010, 02:49 AM

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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2401 - July 09, 2010, 05:11 AM

    HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2402 - July 09, 2010, 05:14 AM

    HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO

    im gay
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2403 - July 09, 2010, 05:23 AM

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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2404 - July 09, 2010, 06:16 AM

    HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO


    how is it ?

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2405 - July 09, 2010, 08:08 AM

    Bored out my brains, I've not been this bored for a very very very long time...but here it is again. ARrrrggghhh it's a killer.

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2406 - July 09, 2010, 08:11 AM

    What's everyone's fav colour?

    Mine is red and i quite like yellow, only the pale yellow version. I like all colours generally.

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2407 - July 09, 2010, 08:48 AM

    I like all colours too, but I think I like brown and blue a bit more than the others.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2408 - July 09, 2010, 09:16 AM

    Blue used to be my fav colour for a long time. My first favourite colour was Yellow, that sunshine, yummy edible type of yellow. Then blue-all shades, i think purple for a while. Now it's red.

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2409 - July 09, 2010, 09:28 AM

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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2410 - July 09, 2010, 09:40 AM

    Orange baby! Just hoping the netherlands take the cup!

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2411 - July 09, 2010, 10:55 AM

    Black, red, green. Smiley
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2412 - July 11, 2010, 09:58 AM

    Blue, burgundy and black.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2413 - July 11, 2010, 10:06 AM

    I like colour

  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2414 - July 11, 2010, 10:09 AM

    Favourite colours for wearing = Red, white, green, denim blues, black and yellows.  Can't wait to go buy my polka dot yellow sundress on the morrow.

    Favourite colours for home decor = browns, white, and greens.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2415 - July 11, 2010, 10:10 AM

    Pink, like piggies.   piggy

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2416 - July 11, 2010, 10:30 AM

    Red and white

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2417 - July 11, 2010, 10:45 AM

    Black, red and white.  Smiley

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2418 - July 11, 2010, 10:47 AM

    green ain't very popular, is it Smiley
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2419 - July 11, 2010, 10:50 AM

    It is in Iran at the moment

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2420 - July 11, 2010, 10:54 AM

    green ain't very popular, is it Smiley


    Green is pretty but it makes me look fat.  Lime green is the worse offender!  Tongue

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2421 - July 11, 2010, 10:56 AM

     Huh? Huh?

    How does a colour make you look fat?  I can understand some colours would suit you than others but fat?

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2422 - July 11, 2010, 10:59 AM

    it could be that her current green clothes have the worst fit and makes her look fat. thereby giving the false link between green and fat.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2423 - July 11, 2010, 11:04 AM

    Huh? Huh?

    How does a colour make you look fat?  I can understand some colours would suit you than others but fat?


    Well as a rule dark colours make you look slimer.  As for green, I don't know, it makes me feel blobby-ish.

    It's about wearing colours that suit your shape.  

    It's ok though - green is this pwretty.

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2424 - July 11, 2010, 11:05 AM

    it could be that her current green clothes have the worst fit and makes her look fat. thereby giving the false link between green and fat.


    Maybe.  Tongue

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2425 - July 11, 2010, 04:06 PM

    Dark blue. Black. Dark Green.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2426 - August 13, 2010, 01:55 AM

    Red.

    Tan.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2427 - August 13, 2010, 04:43 AM

    HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO

    im gay

    Congrats....I guess... Huh?

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2428 - July 15, 2011, 12:00 PM

    Trust Solara to kill a 99 page thread.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #2429 - January 20, 2012, 04:35 AM

    I just saw this... -_-

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
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