Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster maybe?
In all seriousness, I think the Anglican church, at least in England, is pretty docile and easy going. Think of toothy vicars on bicycles judging jam-making contests.
My dad is Greek-Cypriot so I was christened in the Greek Orthodox church and at the time I screamed my head off (a sign of things to come perhaps ;-) ?) and my mum is a nominal Anglican, but is just apathetic I guess.
My household was healthily secular though, I was sent off to Sunday school at the local Greek church (prob just to get rid of me for a few hours) but was never forced or encouraged to take it seriously. Was never forced to pray or read the bible, so I was just kind of left to make my own decisions. I remember me and mum laughing about the bible once, and we used to hide in the back room whenever the God Squad came knocking. They were just apathetic with regards to religion I suppose really.
I also remember when I was a kid, having read some absurd part of the bible, and came down with a confused look on my face and asked my dad about it, as if to say "Is all this really true?" and I will never forget what my dad said to, he stooped low to my eye level, and said to me very seriously........
"This book was written by men, and don't forget that".................that was it, probably my first baby step to atheism, and from then on I was free to take the primrose path with no pressure or coercion to hold me back, to think about this for myself. From that point onwards, over the years, the doubts just began to mount up.
I also remember being invited to 'go to Wembley football stadium' with a schoolfriend when I was about 13. I was so excited and got dressed up in my football kit and brought my football along expecting to have a kick-about on the hallowed turf, but my heart dropped when I found out it was an evangelist preacher who was giving a sermon. I was SO pissed off that my friend had never told me in advance that it was a religious thing. I must have looked a right prick with my Hitachi Liverpool kit, footy boots and a ball.
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I still considered myself nominally Christian up until 8 years ago, but I don't really know why. I was always sceptical of religion. I think I was an atheist all along, just I hadn't given it enough consideration.
Thank you dad, for that single wise phrase. Its probably a major part of the reason I am here today, and along with Richard Dawkins' God Delusion, that just pushed me off the fence many years later.
Topic: If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?