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  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     OP - December 16, 2014, 03:10 AM
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    About Second Wife

    SecondWife.com was created to fulfil the dyre need of a section of the women of our Ummah who till now were left without hope of ever having a nikah again. The team behind this project is very capable of delivering and maintaining high end technological products like this. Inshallah we are taking every precaution to be sure that we are in-line with the teachings of Islam.




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  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #1 - December 16, 2014, 03:54 AM
    Oh no.
    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #2 - December 16, 2014, 06:50 AM
    Guardian....
    Who are these women who will be unable to ever find a partner? Like, oh you were married once, or you just turned 28, so you're unwanted goods. Really, it sickens me.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #3 - December 16, 2014, 06:57 AM
    What puzzles me is why a basic dating service is being called "high end technological products". Unless they mean they will only accept membership from women who are qualified in production of high end tech, which would be kinda cool.

    And what's "dyre"? Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #4 - December 16, 2014, 07:04 AM
    Hey here's a thought. Are they planning to extend the service to offer right hand possessions too, in accordance with the rest of that surah?

    Oh and orphan girls too, of course.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #5 - December 16, 2014, 08:03 AM
    buy one get one free, buy all four get a concubine thrown in and a goat.

    interestingly what CF said, i know a handful of older women with 4 plus children in the lslamic and non islamic world, all the muslim women have failed in finding a second husband, only received offers of temporary marriage for sex and the non muslim women who all have 5 or six children, which is unusual in the west anyway are all married to younger men..    ofcourse i'm generalising   : )   
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #6 - December 16, 2014, 08:42 AM
    You had me as soon as you mentioned the goat. 001_wub Where do I sign up? dance
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #7 - December 16, 2014, 09:01 AM
    I've even met women with brain damages who are happily married with kids. Meanwhile, I had a beautiful Somali friend, smart and very nice person, who turned 28 and was told her only chance for marriage was being 2nd wife... and even those she couldn't be picky with, you know. I guess that gender segregation and Islamic/cultural views about women and marriage are to blame Roll Eyes
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #8 - December 16, 2014, 09:02 AM
    Was the brain damage caused by having kids?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #9 - December 16, 2014, 11:11 AM
    I've always thought having more than one wife is a bit kinky  grin12
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #10 - December 16, 2014, 11:41 AM
    I always thought it was disgusting. Living in a traditional marriage and all it entails, woman keeping her "chastity", and the man fucking around with up to 4 women, who are very easily exchanged.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #11 - December 16, 2014, 11:45 AM
    Yes I must admit I would feel very wrong going from the bed of one wife to the bed of another. It would feel immoral and shameful.

    But of course that's because living so long in the evil West, with its twisted morality has corrupted my mind.  Wink
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #12 - December 16, 2014, 12:58 PM
    If you are allowed four wives and a goat, do you all go to bed together?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #13 - December 16, 2014, 02:36 PM
    ^ If islam doesnt say anything about it, then its fine I guess :p
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

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  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #14 - December 16, 2014, 03:51 PM
    Quote from: Cornflower on December 16, 2014, 11:41 AM
    the man fucking around with up to 4 women


    But what if its also up to 4 husbands too?  Wink
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #15 - December 16, 2014, 03:52 PM
    Quote from: asbie on December 16, 2014, 03:51 PM
    But what if its also up to 4 husbands too?  Wink


    Whatever floats boats, as long as well informed and have equal rights!
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #16 - December 16, 2014, 03:58 PM
    Meh, on second thought an 8 person menagerie seems more trouble than its worth.  Cheesy
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #17 - December 16, 2014, 03:59 PM
    Why stop at four? Be like Genghis and spread your DNA everywhere!  Smiley
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #18 - December 16, 2014, 04:06 PM
    I bet Ghengis had a lot more stamina than Mo, which Muslims are weirdly proud of... but joke aside, it's horrible when men rape women. Whether that be little girls, Jewish princesses or peasent women and ladies in the way of a great army.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #19 - December 16, 2014, 04:10 PM
    Try to start a discussion about large polyamorous groups, and you all go to war rape.

    Boner killers.  Tongue
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #20 - December 16, 2014, 04:16 PM
    Quote from: asbie on December 16, 2014, 04:10 PM
    Try to start a discussion about large polyamorous groups, and you all go to war rape.

    Boner killers.  Tongue


    Yeah, why so serious? Consensual orgies anyone?
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #21 - December 16, 2014, 04:24 PM
    Quote from: Lilyesque on December 16, 2014, 04:16 PM
    Yeah, why so serious? Consensual orgies anyone?


    Apparently not in Islam. Guess we'd have to try like Utah or something.  Grin
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #22 - December 16, 2014, 04:27 PM
    Quote from: asbie on December 16, 2014, 04:24 PM
    Apparently not in Islam. Guess we'd have to try like Utah or something.  Grin


    Road trip to Utah anybody?
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #23 - December 16, 2014, 04:40 PM
    What about the goat!
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #24 - December 16, 2014, 04:42 PM
    Quote from: moi on December 16, 2014, 04:40 PM
    What about the goat!


    Not the goat, I ain't no beastialist!
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #25 - December 16, 2014, 07:40 PM
    Lily the goat is holy. Dont be so ignorant  finmad
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #26 - December 16, 2014, 07:56 PM
    Oooo, is it the Holy Goat, did people get it wrong when they thought it was the Holy Ghost?
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #27 - December 16, 2014, 08:42 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #28 - December 16, 2014, 11:00 PM
    Oh man, lol.
    ✿ Bad news is: ✿
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    accept, or be nice to you. You can't control them either.
    ✿ Good news is: ✿
    It doesn't matter.
  • SecondWife: Muslim Nikah Service
     Reply #29 - December 17, 2014, 04:58 AM
    Alright, at the risk of sounding like a perv, I have always wondered about something. All of the sira etc. say that Mo would take turns with all of his 20 or so wives and concubines (I think Bukhari said he could "satisfy" them all in one night, talk about a minute man lol). He would go from one bed or even one house to another. So does that mean, if you have more than 1 wife, you can't make love to them both at the same time? Like same bed same time? Would that be Islamically acceptable according to ijmaa3? If you can't do that I don't even see the point in it lol.
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    Der mutige Springer erreicht sie doch.

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