wow, you went away for five years? hell, I converted to Islam five years ago.

But seriously that's a long time. I only joined a few months ago, so I don't know you. I feel like I should say something witty, but I can't think of anything. (It's 1:40 AM, I haven't slept, and I have had a rough week; not sure why, just felt like I was in a fog, and couldn't do anything that required brain).