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OP - March 17, 2015, 10:47 AM

One for every occasion!

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Whoever tolerates and listens to you should know that they are listening to the devil himself, incarnate and abominable, as he speaks out of the mouth of a possessed person.

From Infiltrating and Clandestine Preachers, pg. 393 of Luther's Works, Vol. 40

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

A.A. Milne,

"We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
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Reply #1 - March 17, 2015, 10:53 PM

You are the prostitute of heretics!

From Explanations of the Ninety-Five Theses, pg. 185 of Luther's Works, Vol. 31

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
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Reply #2 - March 17, 2015, 10:55 PM

Oh yeah? Well:

There you are, like butter in sunshine.

From Concerning Rebaptism, pg. 252 of Luther's Works, Vol. 40
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Reply #3 - March 17, 2015, 11:32 PM

You are the prostitute of heretics!

From Explanations of the Ninety-Five Theses, pg. 185 of Luther's Works, Vol. 31

(Is that an insult? I'm cool with that...)

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Reply #4 - March 17, 2015, 11:34 PM

You should not write a book before you have heard an old sow fart; and then you should open your jaws with awe, saying, "Thank you, lovely nightingale, that is just the text for me!"

From Against Hanswurst, pg. 250 of Luther's Works, Vol. 41

Ok - stay classy...

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