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  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #30 - April 03, 2015, 05:41 PM
    Jinn can't survive in Northern Europe. Too much rain and water. It puts them out. That's why non muslims never had trouble with them.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #31 - April 03, 2015, 06:55 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on April 03, 2015, 05:31 PM
    That was in the old days.

    Now they're just like: "Muhammad just ripped off Galen" and "Haha the sun doesn't set in a muddy spring"

    I think they've been reading anti-Islam websites.


    Maybe you should try filing a lawsuit against them. Perhaps lawyering up would scare them and show that you mean business.

    Quote
    (CNN) -- A family in Saudi Arabia has taken a genie to court, alleging theft and harassment, according to local media.

    The lawsuit filed in Shariah court accuses the genie of leaving them threatening voicemails, stealing their cell phones and hurling rocks at them when they leave their house at night, said Al-Watan newspaper.

    An investigation was under way, local court officials said.

    http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/07/13/saudia.arabia.genie.suit/

    "we stand firm calling to allah all the time,
    we let them know - bang! bang! - coz it's dawah time!"
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #32 - April 03, 2015, 06:58 PM
    Quote from: kephas on April 03, 2015, 06:55 PM
    Maybe you should try filing a lawsuit against them. Perhaps lawyering up would scare them and show that you mean business.

    http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/07/13/saudia.arabia.genie.suit/



    Unbelievable
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #33 - April 03, 2015, 07:25 PM
    See what I mean? Over here it's gremlins.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #34 - April 03, 2015, 07:40 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on April 03, 2015, 07:25 PM
    See what I mean? Over here it's gremlins.

    Germlins ...   QSE  dammit that was my CEMB picture.  finmad finmad
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    You will not be cured if you do not do your obligations in Islam. People who are afflicted with Jinn & Sihr (such as yeezevee) will almost never be cured unless they come to Islam as well as go above and beyond and do more in terms of deen.  Devouting yourself to Allah SubhanWatala will cure you inshallah. He afflicts us with trials and illnesses to test us and bring us closer to him as well as forgive our sins. The best thing you can do is do all of the above I've told you and practice Sabr.
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    There are lots of Dhikrs you need to recite all day, everyday..even avoid talking to people when the Jinn comes around or afflicts you and recite Dhikr such as La Illaha Illallah, Subhanallahil Azeem, La Illaha Illallahu Wahdahu La Shareeka Lahul Mulku Wa Lahul Hamdu Wa Huwa Allah Kulli Shayeen Kadeer (100 times after Fajr and Maghrib), La Hawla Wala Kuwata Illa Billah Hilalil Azeem..


    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #35 - April 03, 2015, 07:59 PM
    You'd make a cute gremlin. Though like jinns, you may wish to live in a dry country.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #36 - April 03, 2015, 08:29 PM
    Quote from: kephas on April 03, 2015, 06:55 PM
    Maybe you should try filing a lawsuit against them. Perhaps lawyering up would scare them and show that you mean business.



    Not surprising that was near Madinah. I found people in Madinah talk about having jinn in their houses the way we might talk about leaky faucets or poor insulation.
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #37 - April 03, 2015, 08:58 PM
    But do they have diy jinn removal superstores as we have diy warehouses?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #38 - April 03, 2015, 09:07 PM
    Yeah. They're called mosques.
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #39 - April 03, 2015, 09:34 PM
    N the service is usually free right?
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #40 - April 03, 2015, 09:45 PM
    I'm gonna wash that Djinn right outta my hair
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #41 - April 03, 2015, 09:56 PM
    I no joke knew a guy who moved out of his apartment because his wife claimed to have been molested by an invisible jinn. (I always figured she just didn't like the apartment. It was pretty crummy.)
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #42 - April 04, 2015, 06:15 AM
    What if I myself am a jinn?  Is there an easy way to tell?
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #43 - April 04, 2015, 06:53 AM
    Quote from: Zaotar on April 04, 2015, 06:15 AM
    What if I myself am a jinn?  Is there an easy way to tell?


    You could try feeling your ankles. Or perhaps ask a friend to stare into your eyes.

    http://forums.islamicawakening.com/threads/raaqi-detecting-jinn-possession-by-examining-the-ankles-of-the-patient.27565/

  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #44 - April 04, 2015, 09:19 AM
    Quote from: moi on April 03, 2015, 09:30 AM
    I think actually we should set up a proper website that is not actually a spoof but uses proper religious language and quotations but slowly leads people to think about what they are doing.

    For example, is it a jinn?  What country are you in?  Might it be like a cottingley fairie or a tolkienesque elf?

    is it good or bad or both?  Untrained, young?

    Might it be something else?  autism?

    It would have to be very carefully written, but I think we have the skills here.  The point is it must be accepted as authentically Islamic.

    (I would also suggest separately a Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Jinn - think of the homeless Jinn the op book is causing!)


    This is an excellent idea. I am a great writer, apparently, according to anyone who reads stuff I've written; let's collaborate on this! Cheesy

    What kind of stuff do jinns eat? What do they need to survive? How long can they hold a human form, if they take one? What are the symptoms of jinn possession, and what are the symptoms of real diseases that may be alternatives (e.g., epilepsy including temporal lobe epilepsy, schizophrenia, autism as you mentioned, etc.). Yeah, we could totally do this. Hmm. I'll go make a document, pm me if you want access, and we can collab on it, I led this sort of collab project all the time in uni.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #45 - April 04, 2015, 09:24 AM
    Lol… sounds great, though I won't get involved I look forward to re ading it  grin12
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #46 - April 04, 2015, 12:02 PM
    Hassan
    Wasn't that forum full of salafi jihadis many years ago.
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #47 - April 04, 2015, 12:06 PM
    I thinkso but I never visited it regularly.
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #48 - April 04, 2015, 12:08 PM
    hmm....
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #49 - April 04, 2015, 12:11 PM
    Leprechauns are the real danger.  They take over the streets and the pubs every March 17th and dance around in a drunken manner.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #50 - April 04, 2015, 12:18 PM
    Sounds like Grimsby on Saturday night.
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #51 - April 04, 2015, 12:30 PM
    Quote from: Zaotar on April 04, 2015, 06:15 AM
    What if I myself am a jinn?  Is there an easy way to tell?

    Do you enjoy eating bones?
    Do you like hanging out behind camels?
    Do you spend loads of time in the bathroom, almost like you live there?
    Have you ever turned into a black snake? Or perhaps a black dog?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, you just might be a jinn.
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #52 - April 04, 2015, 01:35 PM
    Do jinn have orgies?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #53 - April 04, 2015, 01:43 PM
    Quote from: galfromusa on April 04, 2015, 09:19 AM
    This is an excellent idea. I am a great writer, apparently, according to anyone who reads stuff I've written; let's collaborate on this! Cheesy

    What kind of stuff do jinns eat? What do they need to survive? How long can they hold a human form, if they take one? What are the symptoms of jinn possession, and what are the symptoms of real diseases that may be alternatives (e.g., epilepsy including temporal lobe epilepsy, schizophrenia, autism as you mentioned, etc.). Yeah, we could totally do this. Hmm. I'll go make a document, pm me if you want access, and we can collab on it, I led this sort of collab project all the time in uni.


    I know nothing about jinn but to do this we just need to define a structure - a clear definition from Koran Hadith etc, problems, solutions, what ifs, slowly gently gettiing people to think things through
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #54 - April 04, 2015, 02:38 PM
    happymurtad
    What do you think of this argument...would be interesting to have your comment
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=27685.msg793746#msg793746
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #55 - April 04, 2015, 03:22 PM
    Almost everyone in my husband's household has reported seeing, at some point or another, a jinn in their house. Just flying out of the corner of their eyes. Grin

    Honestly, I don't know how people who believe in this shit don't go crazy with paranoia. I'd expect a million Sarah Winchesters.
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #56 - April 04, 2015, 03:29 PM
    What do they think they have seen? 

    Has tv cinema and magazines reduced the numbers of jinn seen?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #57 - April 04, 2015, 04:20 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on April 03, 2015, 08:29 PM
    Not surprising that was near Madinah. I found people in Madinah talk about having jinn in their houses the way we might talk about leaky faucets or poor insulation.

    you would think that the baraka from having the prophet's tomb there would keep the jinn away!
    "we stand firm calling to allah all the time,
    we let them know - bang! bang! - coz it's dawah time!"
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #58 - April 04, 2015, 04:23 PM
    Quote from: moi on April 04, 2015, 03:29 PM
    What do they think they have seen?

    "we stand firm calling to allah all the time,
    we let them know - bang! bang! - coz it's dawah time!"
  • Important book published - Expelling Jinn from Your Home
     Reply #59 - April 04, 2015, 04:28 PM
    A little theme song for the thread.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA
    "we stand firm calling to allah all the time,
    we let them know - bang! bang! - coz it's dawah time!"
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