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  • Bibleman
     OP - June 15, 2015, 04:59 PM

    This is hilarious - but seriously wtf is up with you Yankies??

    I can imagine some Muslim countries coming up with Quranman - wait, they already have  :(

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doDpko6YE68
  • Bibleman
     Reply #1 - June 15, 2015, 05:08 PM

    I wanted to defend our honor by pointing out that that series was apparently received as a joke all around, but then I remembered the huge success of our biblical vegetable movies.  Undecided
  • Bibleman
     Reply #2 - June 15, 2015, 06:32 PM

    Pah. Bibleman has nothing on this guy:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMK48ReHKJs
  • Bibleman
     Reply #3 - June 15, 2015, 08:34 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Bibleman
     Reply #4 - June 15, 2015, 10:36 PM

    I wanted to defend our honor by pointing out that that series was apparently received as a joke all around, but then I remembered the huge success of our biblical vegetable movies.  Undecided


    Yeah, VeggieTales is equally fucked up. Bibleman I guess was the sort of thing people who thought that mainstream = sinful wanted. Like, they won't let their kids watch Superman or Batman because they're too mainstream, and Satan is the god of this world so if people of this world like it, it must be made by Satan. My parents would say that the people who played superman were cursed, because superman isn't human, has super-human abilities, and fell to earth and therefore he's a fallen angel an playing a demon lets demons enter you or some such bs. But then again they also said that Dairy Queen was flavored with aborted fetuses (which just sounds so fucking insane at face value, I don't know how it could have made sense, even to them), among other schizophrenic ramblings.

    And VeggieTales isn't any better. One I remember that sticks out as particularly bad is the one about Bathsheba, in which they literally compared raping a woman to stealing a rubber ducky. Watching it felt like they knew that they were wrong to make that the comparison. They didn't even have Bob and Larry (the main characters) tell the story the first time, it was one of their shortest movies, and they cleaned up the story by not having Uriah die so the king could make amends. Plus there's a racist caricature, where the grape who was the stand in for the prophet Nathan is clearly an American Jewish stereotype. Also the "Silly Songs With Larry" segment makes light of the issue of endangered species, and features Larry jumping or falling onto the manatee (who he has been declaring his love for) out of frame and standing up looking ashamed and sheepish, which in the context of being an interruption in the middle of a story about rape, seems a lot like a rape joke. The whole thing is just so sickening and awkward that it makes you wonder who thought it was a good idea to publish it, and makes it unsurprising that they did not do any more Bible stories (or were not allowed to do any more Bible stories) for several years afterwards.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Bibleman
     Reply #5 - June 15, 2015, 10:48 PM

    My kids got ahold of a Bibleman movie, and thought he was a real superhero. Sometimes movies just go missing, you know?

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Bibleman
     Reply #6 - June 16, 2015, 12:06 AM

    Bibleman was the shit when i was a kid! I think I even dressed up as him one Halloween. I re-watched an episode recently and it was hilarious  Cheesy

    I still like veggie tales. Anyone who's not into silly songs with Larry has a stick up their butt

    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • Bibleman
     Reply #7 - June 16, 2015, 01:25 AM

    I "lost" a bunch of those videos, too.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Bibleman
     Reply #8 - June 16, 2015, 06:28 AM

    Bibleman being introduced to the UK at 43 seconds.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea6w3zp-dYY

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Bibleman
     Reply #9 - June 16, 2015, 11:23 AM

    Bibleman was bizarre - all that quoting scripture didn't exactly make for zippy dialog!

    (and Hentai-Kamen will be stalking my nightmares - like WTF  Cheesy)
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