The Hadith of Ted
One day while we were sitting on the forum, along came a man with an extremely bizarre user name and an extremely strange writing style. None of us knew him from amongst the forum members, nor did we see in him any semblance of an education.
He sat amongst us and said, "Tell me about evolution." We said, "Evolution is the process through which life changes and adapts to its environment." He said, "You are incorrect." So we thought it was strange that he would ask a question then deny the answer without providing any evidence.
Then he said, "Tell me about the Earth." We said, "The Earth is the third planet from the sun in the solar system. It is spherical and orbits the sun while rotating on its axis." He said, "You are incorrect." So again, we thought it was strange that he would ask a question then deny the answer without providing any alternate evidence.
Then he said, "Tell me about hovering rockets." We said, "The ones being asked don't give any more fucks than the one asking." So he said, "Then tell me about inertia, and gravity, and Newton, and other things I should have learned in grade school." So he was provided with multiple links from reputable sources detailing the errors in his arguments. He said, "You are still incorrect."
We were baffled as to who this stranger was. He said, "I am Ted. I came to teach you science."
- Agreed upon