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 Topic: How to become a Sheikh

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  • How to become a Sheikh
     OP - December 29, 2015, 10:44 PM
    https://youtu.be/JGchpwwHNwU
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #1 - December 29, 2015, 10:52 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy..... RASCAL
     
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #2 - December 29, 2015, 10:58 PM
    That was really good Grin What was even funnier, the suggested videos were all actual shaikh prototypes  piggy
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #3 - December 29, 2015, 11:39 PM
    Lol
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #4 - December 30, 2015, 03:19 PM
    For those who remember our notorious troll Kope from way back, you might be interested to know he has surfaced on YouTube and commented on this video. His name on YouTube is Syed Sye. You can see his comments in reply to one of my own.
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #5 - December 30, 2015, 03:22 PM
    Hassan, being a Mujaddid, do you look down on sheikhs?

    Also, thought you didn't believe kope was a muslim?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #6 - December 30, 2015, 03:33 PM
    Can't find his video
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #7 - December 30, 2015, 03:34 PM
    This one's better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtTqBhyD_6A
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #8 - December 30, 2015, 04:21 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on December 30, 2015, 03:34 PM
    This one's better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtTqBhyD_6A


    Nope  .. THIS IS MUCH MUCH BETTER

    hmm  this one is much better

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGCqoj7rdE

    American Politicians are fooling Americans for a loong time on  sauds of sand land..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #9 - December 30, 2015, 05:52 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on December 30, 2015, 03:22 PM
    Hassan, being a Mujaddid, do you look down on sheikhs?

    Also, thought you didn't believe kope was a muslim?


    The traditional Sheikhs & Imams are a massive part of the problem.

    I wondered whether he was just trolling, but he seems to be genuinely nuts.
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #10 - December 30, 2015, 05:52 PM
    Quote from: Cornflower on December 30, 2015, 03:33 PM
    Can't find his video


    It's the video in the original post.
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #11 - December 31, 2015, 02:49 AM
    Hassan
    How is it going?
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #12 - December 31, 2015, 03:36 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on December 30, 2015, 05:52 PM
    The traditional Sheikhs & Imams are a massive part of the problem.

    The Mujaddid has spoken. Cool
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #13 - January 04, 2016, 01:10 AM
    Quote from: Skywalker on December 31, 2015, 02:49 AM
    Hassan
    How is it going?


    Good thanks. Hope you are well, young Luke Smiley
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #14 - January 04, 2016, 02:18 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on December 30, 2015, 03:34 PM
    This one's better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtTqBhyD_6A

    Wow! That was really good. I had to play it several more times.
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #15 - January 05, 2016, 12:11 PM
    haha…dawahman and zakir naik…
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #16 - January 06, 2016, 05:24 PM
    Was Lawrence of Arabia a Sheikh?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #17 - January 06, 2016, 05:35 PM
    Yes, moi. Yes he was.
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #18 - January 06, 2016, 11:01 PM
    Does that mean you do not need to be Muslim to be a Sheikh?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #19 - January 06, 2016, 11:15 PM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiEwBWWQcj8
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #20 - January 19, 2016, 01:21 AM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cVIKfxmmHU
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #21 - January 19, 2016, 01:55 AM
    I can't believe that this is real:

    https://youtu.be/D92WiScx2aY?t=558
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #22 - January 19, 2016, 12:37 PM
    Quote from: olweasel on January 19, 2016, 01:55 AM
    I can't believe that this is real:

    https://youtu.be/D92WiScx2aY?t=558

     

    well someone has to carefully go through his religious lies and gibberish rhetoric of that fool and do this to him olwease
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #23 - January 19, 2016, 01:30 PM
    I endured 7 seconds before I had to turn it off. He is really obnoxious. Where's your humbleness, ya "shaikh".
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #24 - January 19, 2016, 05:05 PM
    Quote from: olweasel on January 19, 2016, 01:55 AM
    I can't believe that this is real:

    https://youtu.be/D92WiScx2aY?t=558


    Zakir Naik has an amazing memory for references and he gets applause and wins arguments on the basis of listing an amazing number of quotes. But if you actually check the quotes they do not prove his point. It all depends on interpretation. But he doesn't let the discussion get to actually looking at his quotes one by one. He just blinds people with his memory of references and everyone cheers, takbeers and claps.

    I remember one video where he was asked whether the quran discovered the water cycle. He rattled off a list of verses and everyone gasped and clapped. I took the time to go through the verses. Not one confirmed the water cycle. Most just said God sends down rain or brings the dead earth to life. Nothing specifically detailing the water cycle.

    The guy is a fraud and charlatan of epic proportions.
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #25 - January 19, 2016, 05:35 PM
    Zakir Naik once stated that his goal is  to "concentrate on the educated Muslim youth who have become apologetic about their own religion and have started to feel the religion is outdated".

    He is apart of the reactionary movement that started due to to insecurities that existed among Muslims after seeing the Muslim world be completely dominated by the west.

    That's what the whole 'scientific miracle' nonsense was about. The west made huge advanced in science and the insecure Muslim reaction was 'oooh, well, the Quran says that anyway already so Islam wins'. The whole modern dawah movement was never based in anything intellectually honest, just a way to make insecure Muslims feels good about their religion.
  • How to become a Sheikh
     Reply #26 - January 24, 2016, 04:37 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on January 19, 2016, 05:05 PM
    Zakir Naik has an amazing memory for references and he gets applause and wins arguments on the basis of listing an amazing number of quotes. But if you actually check the quotes they do not prove his point. It all depends on interpretation. But he doesn't let the discussion get to actually looking at his quotes one by one. He just blinds people with his memory of references and everyone cheers, takbeers and claps.

    I remember one video where he was asked whether the quran discovered the water cycle. He rattled off a list of verses and everyone gasped and clapped. I took the time to go through the verses. Not one confirmed the water cycle. Most just said God sends down rain or brings the dead earth to life. Nothing specifically detailing the water cycle.

    The guy is a fraud and charlatan of epic proportions.


    This is how Sheiks are behaving when they know no answer to the questions.
    They can't say I DON'T KNOW. To mislead you, they are interfering the verses of the Quran in their answers, so you keep silent and never argue.
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