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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
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  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #630 - March 30, 2009, 09:12 PM
    Get voting then.   Tongue
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #631 - March 30, 2009, 09:17 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2009, 09:12 PM
    Get voting then.   Tongue


    Are you eligible? I'd vote for you on the basis of avatars alone.
    fuck you
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #632 - March 30, 2009, 09:21 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on March 30, 2009, 09:17 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2009, 09:12 PM
    Get voting then.   Tongue


    Are you eligible? I'd vote for you on the basis of avatars alone.


    LOL.  You can only vote for the people nominated in the poll, and staff aren't eligible for nomination anyway.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #633 - March 30, 2009, 09:43 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2009, 09:21 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on March 30, 2009, 09:17 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 30, 2009, 09:12 PM
    Get voting then.   Tongue


    Are you eligible? I'd vote for you on the basis of avatars alone.


    LOL.  You can only vote for the people nominated in the poll, and staff aren't eligible for nomination anyway.


    Well, then my vote goes to IsLame. That story about the penis was damn funny.
    fuck you
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #634 - March 30, 2009, 10:18 PM
    Q-Man - your previous post highlighting the watertight equitable processes underpinning this forum sends my vote to you.  The UN & European council have got nothing on our mods.
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #635 - March 31, 2009, 05:13 AM
    Islame's nominated for Jester of the Month!  dance He was Poster of the Month last month & might be this month's Jester.

    Has anyone ever won these two on CEMB?  Huh?
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #636 - April 03, 2009, 07:26 AM
    Congrats Islame, now show us yer funnys.  dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #637 - April 03, 2009, 07:55 AM
    Grats Islame!

    I didn't even know I was nominated... Cheesy
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #638 - April 03, 2009, 09:23 AM
    Congrats Islame!

    Quote from: heartbomb on April 03, 2009, 07:55 AM
    I didn't even know I was nominated... Cheesy



    I nominated you coz I just loved that locked thread in Ummah.com where we all posted... rofl
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #639 - April 03, 2009, 12:52 PM
    Cheers everyone, and thanks for thinking my posts are a joke  mysmilie_977 !

    I am certainly not the funniest though - shame the mods cant get nominated, I love their dry sense of humour as well.

    In fact you all have made me laugh at different times, & that is what I like about this site.  It can at times be funny  Cheesy, as well as deadly serious  finmad and other than our religious contingent, no-one takes themselves too seriously here.     
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #640 - April 12, 2009, 07:54 PM
    I nominate Astaghfirullah. Dude made my day.

    Unless Shan wants the award again
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #641 - April 12, 2009, 08:04 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 12, 2009, 07:54 PM
    I nominate Astaghfirullah. Dude made my day.


    I nominate Astaghfirullah, too. He made my day!  Cheesy

    Quote
    Unless Shan wants the award again


    'Jester of the Month' has to be earned...though there is still time...
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #642 - April 12, 2009, 08:05 PM
    Quote from: Shaneequa on April 12, 2009, 08:04 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 12, 2009, 07:54 PM
    I nominate Astaghfirullah. Dude made my day.


    I nominate Astaghfirullah, too. He made my day!  Cheesy

    Quote
    Unless Shan wants the award again


    'Jester of the Month' has to be earned...though there is still time...


    I knew there would still be time.  Cheesy
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #643 - April 12, 2009, 11:28 PM
    He did a pretty good job in that one.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #644 - April 13, 2009, 06:03 AM
    Kope and his blog fo sho'!
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #645 - April 13, 2009, 06:15 AM
    Actually, how about Tut? The looking for a girlfriend thread is just classic.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #646 - April 13, 2009, 06:21 AM
    AhmedBahgat?
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #647 - April 13, 2009, 07:23 AM
    I also nominate Astaghfirullah   Afro
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #648 - April 13, 2009, 08:41 AM
    King Tut for me.  Here's one of his Golden Oldies -

    Quote from: King Tut on February 26, 2009, 03:05 PM
    Basically, having children is like it is almost like a wedding when you are not married you imagine this amazing angel descending from heaven who is going to be your bride, you imagine your wedding day to be full of vibrant colours, music which is celestially and rhythmicly in tune with the universe, you imagine the wedding night lit and subdued with flicking candles and incense burning which is laced heavily with dope, you imagine becoming one with your angel on that night intoxicated by her nude body, thrusting her reaching the point of a extacy, while feeling a sharp abdominal pain and coldness of the blood dripping from your stomach as your angel violently shreds your internal organs with a large knife, the pain non-existent in that moment of passion, your gaze falling into her gaze and slowly everything becoming peaceful and calm while the conciousness, brings itself to that moment of infinite rest.

    But then your kids turnout nothing like you imagined it just like your wedding day.

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #649 - April 13, 2009, 10:03 AM
    Yeah but Tut can always be relied on to produce bullshit and insanity in the name of being the center of attention. We need to give some others a chance. Wink
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #650 - April 13, 2009, 10:06 AM
    Its finely-crafted bullshit
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #651 - April 13, 2009, 10:14 AM
    This is true.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #652 - April 13, 2009, 10:18 AM
    Quote from: Iggy on April 13, 2009, 06:03 AM
    Kope and his blog fo sho'!

    Absolutely. The thirteen steps of Sodom --just as vivid as Sade's imagination!  Cheesy Cheesy
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #653 - April 16, 2009, 04:41 PM
    Last month we had difficulty finding Jesters-this month there're too many!

    Astaghfirullah, kope, King Tut & AhmedBahgat! They're all giving stiff competition to each other! Of course, all of them don't intend to be jesters, some provide unintentional entertainment! evil

    How to choose? Half the month is still left... grin12

    Truly, when it rains, it pours!! singing in the rain
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #654 - April 16, 2009, 07:18 PM
    edited*
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #655 - April 16, 2009, 08:10 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on April 16, 2009, 07:18 PM
    I think Ned, her inanity is damn funny.

    Stop attacking her at every opportunity you seize.
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #656 - April 16, 2009, 08:13 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon on April 16, 2009, 08:10 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on April 16, 2009, 07:18 PM
    I think Ned, her inanity is damn funny.

    Stop attacking her at every opportunity you seize.


    Cool.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #657 - May 21, 2009, 11:00 PM
    I nominate IsLame for his interpretation of this smiley.   Cheesy
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #658 - May 21, 2009, 11:28 PM
    Between:

    heartbomb with this post for Kope:

    Quote from: heartbomb on May 20, 2009, 02:48 AM
    You seem to be obsessed with porn.

    Dude, there's a thread with some links in it ...stop wasting forum space and just go jerk off. We all know you want to.

    and on rayback

    Quote from: heartbomb on May 12, 2009, 03:55 PM
    True, he is just a big ball of stupid. I feel like throwing burnt pancakes at him.


    Hassan for talent spotting Sonseed

    or

    Submissive Bob for proving the guitar fish was a miracle of allah and had the human features of Uncle Gill.



    Going with SB, Uncle Gill was gilliant
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #659 - May 21, 2009, 11:28 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on May 21, 2009, 11:23 PM

    Hassan for talent spotting Sonseed




    Regrettably, I will have to give my vote to Hassan. I tried to find the gayest video ever, but couldn't beat the Sonseed.
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