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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
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  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #720 - September 02, 2009, 12:03 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on September 02, 2009, 11:54 AM
    It's been a very depressing month on CEMB... Tongue


    I agree! But I would have to nominate Farid, for what he said to his old man when he asked him if he wanted to go to Mecca!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #721 - September 02, 2009, 04:05 PM
    lol Farid for sure. The Mecca convo with his dad was brill.  Afro

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #722 - September 02, 2009, 04:06 PM
    Link someone, I have to read that.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #723 - September 03, 2009, 05:09 AM
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=6364.msg161964#msg161964
     Cheesy


    ETA: Poll is on.... bunny
    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #724 - September 03, 2009, 08:14 AM
     Cheesy The poll is on now, mate. Somebody forgot to unlock the voting.  Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #725 - September 03, 2009, 08:24 AM
    Ohh yeah...the funny white bunny did forget......aloofandbored0
     


     bunny







    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #726 - September 03, 2009, 08:56 AM
    I voted Farid, but next time please include IsLame, he has lots of funny posts!

    The one I liked most is the one about his friend who had his face staring at a naked Ass of a fellow Muslim in the house of God!! Cheesy
    ...
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #727 - September 03, 2009, 09:46 AM
    ? Link
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #728 - September 04, 2009, 08:34 AM
    wut link, awais?
    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #729 - September 06, 2009, 05:05 PM
    Farid won this one.  Congrats Farid.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #730 - September 10, 2009, 02:18 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on September 06, 2009, 05:05 PM
    Farid won this one.  Congrats Farid.   dance

    OMG xD
    Thanks ppl!  dance dance
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #731 - September 10, 2009, 02:59 PM
    Yay! Congrats Farid  dance
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #732 - October 02, 2009, 10:26 PM
    Any new names?
    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #733 - October 02, 2009, 10:31 PM
    Tommy and RIBS
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #734 - October 02, 2009, 10:32 PM
    Quote from: aliadiere on October 02, 2009, 10:31 PM
    Tommy and RIBS


    +1
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #735 - October 02, 2009, 10:58 PM
    RIBS for the chimp exposee?  Afro
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #736 - October 03, 2009, 10:50 AM
    Gotta be.  Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #737 - October 03, 2009, 11:34 PM
    More nominations?
    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #738 - October 03, 2009, 11:45 PM
    Awais has tickled me this month & also Aliadiere for his 'hell has frozen over' comment..
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #739 - October 03, 2009, 11:58 PM
    Ok....it's on..
    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #740 - October 04, 2009, 05:18 AM
    Hey, I accidently voted for myself! whistling2
    ...
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #741 - November 02, 2009, 10:06 PM
    Who's our next member here?
    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #742 - November 03, 2009, 01:12 PM
    These four have all made me use my :LMAO: or laughing smiley this month

    Hassan, Kaiwai,Osmanthus , Qman

    Quote from: Hassan on October 25, 2009, 09:30 PM
    Well if you or Oz are going to be with me then I will kill myself!


    Quote from: kaiwai on October 21, 2009, 06:36 AM
    I wouldn't be surprised; it reminds me of what my old man said about Muslims from the middle east who will come over to the west, hump everything not bolted down, drinking more alcohol than Yeltsin and Dean Martin combined, ingest, snort and inject every drug you could name - then come back to their own country with self righteous chip on their shoulder for the 'corrupt and decadent west'.


    Quote from: Qman
    Yeah, really, what gives? Cheetah, did you fly over here from Ireland, come to a bar I was at and put roofies in my drink when I wasn't looking, then put me in a cab back to your hotel room where you had your way with me and was thus able to gauge my sexual prowess? You did, didn't you? You fuckin roofied me then raped me! You sick, despicable fuck! What are you doing this weekend?


    And Os to Charles's infamous 5-liners

    Quote from: osmanthus on October 27, 2009, 10:25 PM
    I think he is practising his haiku.


     Cheesy
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #743 - November 06, 2009, 04:49 AM
    Hassan, Jack for their brotherly, ball-busting taunts to each other.
    fuck you
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #744 - November 06, 2009, 07:55 AM
    IsLame for the "Butt Earthing" comment and Jack for the "Thin Blue Penis Mutation" observation, ... LOL  Afro
    ...
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #745 - November 06, 2009, 05:43 PM
    Pls vote.
    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #746 - November 06, 2009, 08:26 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on November 06, 2009, 04:49 AM
    Hassan, Jack for their brotherly, ball-busting taunts to each other.


    Well it's generally one-way. Jack taunting me.

    Kaiwai has caught my eye this month. My vote goes to him.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #747 - November 06, 2009, 09:06 PM
    Look, Hass, I'm sorry I mentioned the spindly blue penis thing, okay? Smiley
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #748 - November 06, 2009, 09:18 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on November 06, 2009, 09:06 PM
    Look, Hass, I'm sorry I mentioned the spindly blue penis thing, okay? Smiley


    No problem. You can do what you like when you're alone in the privacy of your bedroom.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #749 - November 06, 2009, 10:08 PM
    Thats not what you said last night, just before you called the police. Wink
    Ha Ha.
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