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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #750 - November 08, 2009, 04:32 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 06, 2009, 08:26 PM
    Well it's generally one-way. Jack taunting me.


    For the most part, yeah, but you've managed to get a couple of good digs in there too.
    fuck you
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #751 - November 08, 2009, 07:28 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on November 06, 2009, 09:06 PM
    Look, Hass, I'm sorry I mentioned the spindly blue penis thing, okay? Smiley


     Cheesy
    ...
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #752 - November 09, 2009, 10:27 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 06, 2009, 08:26 PM
    Well it's generally one-way. Jack taunting me.





    I'm not taunting you, what are you, the village idiot? When you don't respond because you don't fancy replying, I can imagine it seems like taunting, yes.

    Anyway, I'll leave you alone, you poor sensitive  thing being bullied whistling2
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #753 - November 09, 2009, 09:30 PM
    Oooh...a tie. Do both get it or is there a run off?
    fuck you
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #754 - November 12, 2009, 09:20 PM
    So either we need a runoff or declare both kawai and Jack jesters.
    fuck you
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #755 - November 12, 2009, 09:54 PM
    Holy crap, looks like we got a joke-off on our hands Smiley (Not the same as getting 'jerk off' on hands.)
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #756 - November 13, 2009, 10:57 AM
    Well if the two of you want to play spot the biscuit, go for it. In the meantime I'll give you your shiny awards.  parrot
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #757 - November 13, 2009, 03:38 PM
    Please do explain the biscuit game, I'm intrigued Smiley
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #758 - November 13, 2009, 04:29 PM
    Its a game that used  to be played in rugby locker rooms - the players masturbate vigorously, pointing their cocks at a biscuit (I usually insist on a digestive, but any type works equally well). Each player ejaculates when its their turn and the final player to expend himself is left with the unenviable task of devouring the soggy biscuit.
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    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #759 - November 13, 2009, 06:44 PM
    Oh. I see Cry

    Can't we just tell a joke each? Do things always have to include a disturbing sexual practice?  Cry
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #760 - November 13, 2009, 08:09 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 13, 2009, 04:29 PM
    Its a game that used  to be played in rugby locker rooms - the players masturbate vigorously, pointing their cocks at a biscuit (I usually insist on a digestive, but any type works equally well). Each player ejaculates when its their turn and the final player to expend himself is left with the unenviable task of devouring the soggy biscuit.


    Did you ever come last then?
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #761 - December 17, 2009, 01:51 PM
    Lets have some nominations -I'll get back with some after I have a quick look at my posts to see who made me  Cheesy the most this month
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #762 - December 17, 2009, 09:02 PM
    Gonna nominate Ras111 for his lyrics my milkshake brings the jihadis to the yard post, Submissive Bob for his chickens in Bangladesh and BlackDog for his account of salivating over a McDonalds
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #763 - December 17, 2009, 09:05 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 17, 2009, 09:02 PM
    Gonna nominate Ras111 for his lyrics my milkshake brings the jihadis to the yard post, Submissive Bob for his chickens in Bangladesh and BlackDog for his account of salivating over a McDonalds


    lol It's a pretty tight competition there. The lols are so strong with all of those stories that it's hard to choose.

    The mcdonalds one wins me though. Simply because it's quite the original deconversion story.  Cheesy
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #764 - December 17, 2009, 09:06 PM
    I nominate kafirist for the "horses making dua" type lulz. 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #765 - December 19, 2009, 12:39 PM
    Vote.   parrot
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #766 - December 19, 2009, 12:56 PM
    Kafirist but ras111 is funnier
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #767 - December 19, 2009, 02:28 PM
    When I first became a member here, I would find a lot of what Islame says funny. But since he hasn't been posting as much jokes lately, I would probably go for Kafirist out of that poll list.  Smiley
    For those who understand, no explanation is necessary. For those who refuse to understand, no explanation is possible.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #768 - December 19, 2009, 07:59 PM
    I want to retract my vote for myself and vote for Kafirist, he made me giggle like a little school-girl *hihi*. yes I know, it sad that i voted for myself, get over it  Tongue
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #769 - December 19, 2009, 11:46 PM
    blackdog are you female?
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #770 - December 20, 2009, 01:01 AM
    Stop salivating, Tut. Why would you care anyway? You'll do anything that stays still long enough.  Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #771 - December 20, 2009, 01:04 AM
    pwnd! Cheesy
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #772 - December 20, 2009, 09:40 AM
    Quote from: King Tut on December 19, 2009, 11:46 PM
    blackdog are you female?


    nope a dude, sorry to disappoint, im just a guy with hairy balls, nothing to see here hahaha 

    and rotfl @ osmanthus
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #773 - December 20, 2009, 08:06 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 20, 2009, 01:01 AM
    Stop salivating, Tut. Why would you care anyway? You'll do anything that stays still long enough.  Cheesy


    I've been feeling horny recently, I am on the look out to date someone like a girlfriend thing
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #774 - December 20, 2009, 08:18 PM
    lol i thought you were married?
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #775 - December 20, 2009, 08:31 PM
    Ummm, Blackdog deserves this one for his shoutbox comments! Not me!
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #776 - December 20, 2009, 08:32 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on December 20, 2009, 08:06 PM
    I've been feeling horny recently, I am on the look out to date someone like a girlfriend thing

    This is news?
    osmanthus is reminded of the thread about donkeys......................... parrot
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #777 - December 20, 2009, 08:40 PM
    Kafirist, what is the one you wrote about horses making duaa? can you find the link? it sounds awesome haha
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #778 - December 20, 2009, 08:54 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on December 20, 2009, 08:18 PM
    lol i thought you were married?


    Yes, but the postcode rule applies
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #779 - December 20, 2009, 09:03 PM
    well good thing you can jerk off and watch porn right? now that you dont have to follow those rules  Wink
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