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 Poll

  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #900 - April 05, 2010, 06:05 PM

    Submissive Bob - no other entries needed, Submissive Bob deserves to win this by default  Afro

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #901 - April 05, 2010, 06:06 PM

    abdulrehman! grin12
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #902 - April 05, 2010, 06:12 PM

    that'll do - keep the competition weak, so he walks it. I wanna put up Rashna up too  thnkyu

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #903 - April 05, 2010, 06:16 PM

    No.  Rashna is banned, she can't be nominated for anything.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #904 - April 05, 2010, 06:18 PM

    Submissive Bob  Afro

    +1

    His story "He watcheth over us" is an instant classic.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #905 - April 05, 2010, 06:21 PM

    No.  Rashna is banned, she can't be nominated for anything.

    I suppose laughing at someone, rather than with them, doesnt count

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #906 - April 05, 2010, 06:34 PM

    Submissive Bob

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #907 - April 05, 2010, 06:36 PM

    I suppose laughing at someone, rather than with them, doesnt count


    We don't want to get into the habit of nominating someone we're laughing at, it only makes the whole JOTM thing look like bullying.  Its supposed to be a reward for the wittiest poster of the month, not an insult.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #908 - April 05, 2010, 06:43 PM

    it was a joke, you didnt get that?

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #909 - April 05, 2010, 06:48 PM

    I wasn't sure, it can be hard to tell over the internet. 

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #910 - April 06, 2010, 11:00 AM

    Its a tough decision this month.   parrot

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #911 - April 06, 2010, 12:27 PM

    We don't want to get into the habit of nominating someone we're laughing at, it only makes the whole JOTM thing look like bullying.  Its supposed to be a reward for the wittiest poster of the month, not an insult.


    I don't care anymore. I'll take what I can get.

    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #912 - April 06, 2010, 12:30 PM

     Cheesy
    Looks like this mont JOTM award is definitely going into the right hands.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #913 - April 06, 2010, 12:37 PM

    This poll looks even sillier when you can see how Submissive Bob himself voted.   Cheesy

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #914 - April 06, 2010, 03:38 PM

     dance


    I don't care anymore. I'll take what I can get.


    Cheesy

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #915 - April 09, 2010, 01:32 PM

    And Submissive Bob is the winner!   dance

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #916 - April 09, 2010, 01:52 PM

    And Dad said I’d never amount to anything.
    In your face pops!
    I’d just like to say it’s been an honour just to be nominated alongside these outstanding nominees.
    I’d also like to thank all the people who narrowed the competition last month by self-banning themselves.
     suckers

    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #917 - April 09, 2010, 01:55 PM

    Congrats Submissive Bob!
    Well played Sir, very well played.

    You know what they say SB don't you? "Noblesse oblige!"
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #918 - April 09, 2010, 02:00 PM

    Well that was a total surprise.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #919 - April 09, 2010, 02:26 PM

    And Dad said I’d never amount to anything.
    In your face pops!

     Cheesy  Its long awaited and well deserved   Afro

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #920 - April 09, 2010, 03:30 PM

    Frankly I'm disappointed - I wanted Second-Place-Bob to win.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #921 - April 09, 2010, 04:03 PM

    dont worry, he came second at least

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #922 - May 06, 2010, 03:22 PM

    Naerys

    This:

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=10153.msg261005#msg261005
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #923 - May 06, 2010, 03:33 PM

    Woah! I'm not sure I like this. If I win it will put a huge pressure on me to come up with funny stuff  piggy

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #924 - May 06, 2010, 03:35 PM

    LOL i know I had one hellish month when I had it. Just ignore it if you get it.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #925 - May 06, 2010, 03:36 PM

    I also want to nominate Hassan. I think he should become the MC for an ex-muslim comedy club. We can call the place "Ha-Ha-Ram"
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #926 - May 06, 2010, 03:39 PM

    I don't know how such things work. Too lazy to look it up. Can anyone nominate anyone?

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #927 - May 06, 2010, 03:40 PM

    No, you can only nominate me.  It;s in the rules.  whistling2

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #928 - May 06, 2010, 03:41 PM

    I nominate BerberElla!

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #929 - May 06, 2010, 03:49 PM

    She learns quick ey?   Tongue

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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