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 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #930 - May 06, 2010, 03:52 PM
    You're a good teacher hehehe (massages butt-cheek and winces sitting down)

    *my mistress is benevolent, my mistress is a MOST benevolent master*
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #931 - May 06, 2010, 03:52 PM
     lipsrsealed
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #932 - May 06, 2010, 03:57 PM
    Good pet, next time I won't be so invasive ***she says whilst snapping on another pair of rubber gloves*** now bend over 1 more time for me baby.  cool2
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #933 - May 06, 2010, 03:57 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #934 - May 12, 2010, 04:21 PM
    Fuck, we forgot all about these for May.  Oh well, better late than never.   parrot

    I nominate Naerys for describing BlackDog's manhood as a "weapon of mass disappointment." 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #935 - May 12, 2010, 04:24 PM
    Faa Qaaf!

    Need I say more Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #936 - May 12, 2010, 04:24 PM
    yeah i take back my nomination for Naerys. it has nothing to do with the comment she made. i just... i just don't like her avatar. i don't think she deserves the JOTM for that reason.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #937 - May 12, 2010, 04:25 PM
    Don't be mad at me  far away hug
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #938 - May 12, 2010, 04:25 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on May 12, 2010, 04:21 PM
    Fuck, we forgot all about these for May.  Oh well, better late than never.   parrot

    I nominate Naerys for describing BlackDog's manhood as a "weapon of mass disappointment."  


    Seconded.
    fuck you
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #939 - May 12, 2010, 04:27 PM
     Angry
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #940 - May 12, 2010, 04:27 PM
    Quote from: Naerys on May 12, 2010, 04:25 PM
    Don't be mad at me  far away hug


     dance

    i'm just kidding of course, it was a good joke...


    bastard
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #941 - May 12, 2010, 04:33 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 12, 2010, 04:27 PM
    Angry

    Wanna smell my brown?  cool2
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #942 - May 12, 2010, 04:34 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #943 - May 12, 2010, 04:36 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 12, 2010, 04:24 PM
    Faa Qaaf!

    Need I say more Tongue


    Whenever I see those letters now, I burst out laughing. Then everyone around me thinks I'm crazy  Cry
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #944 - May 12, 2010, 04:36 PM
    no
    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #945 - May 12, 2010, 04:38 PM
    Quote from: Aurora on May 12, 2010, 04:36 PM
    Whenever I see those letters now, I burst out laughing. Then everyone around me thinks I'm crazy  Cry

    That's probably cause you are Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #946 - May 12, 2010, 04:47 PM
    Speak for yourself  Tongue
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #947 - May 12, 2010, 04:52 PM
    I nominate Peru for this gem -

    "For the love of God!!!  I've just provided you with a link explaining that particular verse.
    No, it is not ok and the Quran does not say it is ok either. If you'd bother checking the link then you'd see that the correct translation is that it is ok to 'tap your wife with a toothpick', not beat her. Tapping doesnt cause any hurt or injury, it is merely the last resort before the husband seeks a divorce."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #948 - May 12, 2010, 04:58 PM
    Yeah, I'll second Peru too. In my brief time back she's made a lot of funny posts.

    Also, I'd like to nominate Muammar Qaddafi for this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uer0qHZyWbk

    fuck you
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #949 - May 12, 2010, 05:14 PM
    Faaa Qaaaf
    ...
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #950 - May 12, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Hassan.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #951 - May 12, 2010, 05:19 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on May 12, 2010, 04:52 PM
    I nominate Peru for this gem -

    "For the love of God!!!  I've just provided you with a link explaining that particular verse.
    No, it is not ok and the Quran does not say it is ok either. If you'd bother checking the link then you'd see that the correct translation is that it is ok to 'tap your wife with a toothpick', not beat her. Tapping doesnt cause any hurt or injury, it is merely the last resort before the husband seeks a divorce."

    Dickhead Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #952 - May 12, 2010, 05:21 PM
    That from another board or something?
    fuck you
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #953 - May 12, 2010, 05:23 PM
    Yes, back in 2006 Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #954 - May 12, 2010, 05:32 PM
    Oh hey I want to nominate Black Dog, provided that a person can be JOTM twice. He's made me LOL pretty hard several times since he came back. Especially with that post related to Swedish girls.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #955 - May 12, 2010, 05:33 PM
    @ Peru: been there, done that  Cheesy
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #956 - May 12, 2010, 05:35 PM
    haha thanks Naerys but I have to decline, always go for fresh blood Wink
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #957 - May 13, 2010, 12:04 PM
    I keel you with fire.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #958 - May 13, 2010, 12:12 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 12, 2010, 05:35 PM
    haha thanks Naerys but I have to decline, always go for fresh blood Wink


    Yer lame.

    And I vote for Hassan.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #959 - May 13, 2010, 12:36 PM
    I nominate Rationalizer for this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Xclmk7l30
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
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