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Question: Who gets it for April? (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
BurqaRentalsInc 4 (57.1%)
Yeezevee 3 (42.9%)
Total Voters: 7

Topic: Jester of the month!!

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- Mount A Bison
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1290 - October 08, 2010, 08:31 PM

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1291 - October 08, 2010, 08:33 PM

Quote from: King Tut on October 08, 2010, 08:05 PM
We've all made those claims Bison, some have even sent pictures to prove it!

Eons ago he sent pm's to lady members here of his Penis on a Platter .

Such a tease, the insatiable ones are still waiting for desert

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1292 - October 08, 2010, 10:46 PM

Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 08, 2010, 08:31 PM
^ Sweet dreams my lovely. Leave a bedroom window open so I may climb into your bed in the dark abysm of the night, insinuate myself between your sheets and deposit my holy seed in your ass.

Prefer it in my mouth to be honest.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1293 - October 08, 2010, 10:50 PM

yuck.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1294 - October 08, 2010, 10:53 PM

Quote from: Saathiya on October 08, 2010, 10:50 PM
yuck.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1295 - October 13, 2010, 02:20 PM

hip hip hooray!
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1296 - October 17, 2010, 04:09 PM

MSinghK

Is fuck so boring? Never looked at it that way. Boring into labia (minor AND majora) is fuck.

So how come(cum) so boring? Can you please re-think?

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1297 - October 18, 2010, 08:52 PM

My did you type MSinghK?

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1298 - November 02, 2010, 06:06 PM

Eliphaz.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1299 - November 02, 2010, 06:22 PM

(the return of the) Blackdog and the good reverand Dupree

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1300 - November 02, 2010, 06:26 PM

King Tut, Prince Spinoza & RIBS

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1301 - November 02, 2010, 10:27 PM

Eliphaz

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1302 - November 02, 2010, 10:48 PM

Eliphaz.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1303 - November 03, 2010, 05:07 PM

I already nominated him you numb nuts.

Quote from: IsLame on November 02, 2010, 06:26 PM
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1304 - November 03, 2010, 05:12 PM

Eliphaz

19:46 <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1305 - November 03, 2010, 05:40 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 03, 2010, 05:07 PM
I already nominated him you numb nuts.

Declined.

Don't speak to ateapotist that way.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1306 - November 03, 2010, 07:03 PM

I'll do the polls around this time tomorrow.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1307 - November 04, 2010, 08:06 PM

Poll opened.

"Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny." - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1308 - November 04, 2010, 08:07 PM

16 votes already for king tut?
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1309 - November 04, 2010, 08:09 PM

Haha, er.....no. I forgot to reset the votes to nought. Fixed now.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1310 - November 05, 2010, 12:01 AM

Erm Cheetah. Time to reset the the votes again. I think it's acting up again.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1311 - November 05, 2010, 12:29 AM

If anyone is thinking of voting for me, please donate my vote to BD!

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1312 - November 05, 2010, 12:34 AM

King Tut this is not fair. I'm trying my best to treat you like an asshole. You're making me LOOK like an asshole.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1313 - November 05, 2010, 12:38 AM

Crafty bastard that King Tut. Maybe he does have IQ of 147. I'll riposte by saying votes go to Eliphaz.

Eliphaz. Your move.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1314 - November 05, 2010, 02:26 AM

Okay I think everyone's voted now Cheetah.

Seriously.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1315 - November 05, 2010, 04:44 AM

Lol, we can't change our vote once voted?

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1316 - November 05, 2010, 03:48 PM

BD, just so you know if you win we're not friends anymore.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1317 - November 05, 2010, 04:40 PM

My friend, I have killed for less.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1318 - November 06, 2010, 07:04 PM

Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 04, 2010, 08:07 PM
16 votes already for king tut?

Err ., what is the big deal.. king tut forget cemb Joker of the month., go and replace Naomi Campbell., get those billion roubles from that guy or replace that guy get millions of pounds from her.. do something with their DNA..

Damn I didn't know that 1 russian rouble =0.0325$

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1319 - November 06, 2010, 07:20 PM

yeezevee she's dating him for his personality and not for his money.
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