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Topic: Jester of the month!!

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- Prince Spinoza
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1560 - May 06, 2011, 05:54 PM

Well done arX. Much as it pains me to admit it, you have made me laugh a fair few times.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1561 - May 10, 2011, 11:32 PM

What does Jester of the Month mean
- yeezevee
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1562 - May 10, 2011, 11:41 PM

Quote from: Zaiba on May 10, 2011, 11:32 PM
What does Jester of the Month mean

Jester means ..Joker dear Zaiba ., joker of the month., a better word is a guy with a great sense of Humor

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1563 - May 10, 2011, 11:43 PM

aaaah i see! well i don't wana be nominated for this ... ever.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1564 - May 10, 2011, 11:44 PM

I don't think there's much danger of that happening.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1565 - May 10, 2011, 11:46 PM

Good. Then it makes two of us.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1566 - May 10, 2011, 11:49 PM

Quote from: Zaiba on May 10, 2011, 11:43 PM
aaaah i see! well i don't wana be nominated for this ... ever.

Oh common Zaiba., sense of humor is a the greatest asset of any human being., so wear it all the time..

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1567 - May 10, 2011, 11:51 PM

I know i know Yeez but i'm a Predator Woman, I look for a sense of humor in my mang... one who can make me giggle, not vice versa
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1568 - May 11, 2011, 12:00 AM

Quote from: Zaiba on May 10, 2011, 11:51 PM
I know i know Yeez but i'm a Predator Woman, I look for a sense of humor in my mang... one who can make me giggle, not vice versa

Hu! mang?? you mean ManGo?? mango is good fruit., but be careful, make them run around you instead of you running around them..

ManGo with sense of humor are often RASCALS...

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1569 - May 11, 2011, 12:03 AM

LOOOOL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO mang is MAN but waay sexier .. jesus i'm even flirting with you?! wtf is wrong with me, i don't excuse anyone
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1570 - May 11, 2011, 12:18 AM

Quote from: Zaiba on May 11, 2011, 12:03 AM
LOOOOL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO mang is MAN but waay sexier .. jesus i'm even flirting with you?! wtf is wrong with me, i don't excuse anyone

Huh.. what?? thoba..thoba

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIsFybDlFzU

and Don't Do so such dances on Dubai beach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rUf6jEJmbA

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1571 - May 11, 2011, 12:23 AM

OK, this has gone too far.

yeezeevee is being hit on.

Someone wake me up.

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
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Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1572 - May 11, 2011, 12:56 AM

Quote from: billy on May 11, 2011, 12:23 AM
OK, this has gone too far.

yeezeevee is being hit on.

Someone wake me up.

LMAO I was not!!
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1573 - May 11, 2011, 01:05 AM

Zaiba needs to get laid.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
Just kidding, here are some true heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1574 - May 11, 2011, 01:17 AM

I am being laid .. a lot.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1575 - May 11, 2011, 07:20 AM

Yeezeevee has a 12 inch penis. Ladies Love Him Long Time.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1576 - May 11, 2011, 07:29 AM

Quote from: Zaiba on May 11, 2011, 12:03 AM
LOOOOL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO mang is MAN but waay sexier .. jesus i'm even flirting with you?! wtf is wrong with me, i don't excuse anyone

That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I lol'd on my train and the lass next to me is getting nervous of me now...

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1577 - May 11, 2011, 05:47 PM

Good, atleast she won't be hitting on my mang now
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1578 - May 11, 2011, 06:15 PM

I hate that word mang, man. "Mang" /me shudders
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1579 - May 11, 2011, 06:42 PM

What word? Mang or man?
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1580 - May 15, 2011, 07:41 AM

Prince, for this:

http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=15795.msg438905#msg438905
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1581 - May 15, 2011, 09:06 AM

Emkay, it's 'man' not 'mang', you numpty kiddo.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1582 - May 15, 2011, 09:16 AM

Quote from: BlackDog on May 15, 2011, 07:41 AM
Prince, for this:

http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=15795.msg438905#msg438905

ROFFLMAO

That's brilliant, inspired stuff Prince. It's not often that someone makes MAB even pause for breath. But you seem to have him rattled there. Good work mate.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1583 - May 15, 2011, 09:16 PM

Quote from: BlackDog on May 11, 2011, 07:20 AM
Yeezeevee has a 12 inch penis. Ladies Love Him Long Time.

What.. What the hell is that for? Damn Jinn., I think Black Dog possessed by Jinn., When I was a little kid I used to play with puppies but by the time I was 10 year old every one around me used to tell that dog in the house is a bad news So I learned to tie fire crackers on the neighbor's dogs tail.. and watch it run around the street screaming and waking up whole street at 5'0 clock morning.. The sound of the dog was louder than nearest Mosque loud speakers..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dau64tIq9oE

Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything
I renounced my faith to become a kafir,
the beloved betrayed me and turned in to a Muslim
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1584 - May 16, 2011, 10:06 AM

Quote from: yeezevee on May 15, 2011, 09:16 PM
When I was a little kid I used to play with puppies but by the time I was 10 year old every one around me used to tell that dog in the house is a bad news So I learned to tie fire crackers on the neighbor's dogs tail.. and watch it run around the street screaming and waking up whole street at 5'0 clock morning..

I once fed my mogwai after midnight. Boy, was the kitchen a pain to clean after that mistake.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1585 - May 16, 2011, 10:36 AM

Quote from: BlackDog on May 16, 2011, 10:06 AM
I once fed my mogwai after midnight. Boy, was the kitchen a pain to clean after that mistake.

Hmm.., Don't eat anything after midnight.. Listen to Music and sleep...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHO6pbjQ9ec

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUaCxx5npko

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the beloved betrayed me and turned in to a Muslim
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1586 - May 31, 2011, 10:04 PM

And here. I'll do the polls this time tomorrow.

"Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny." - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1587 - June 01, 2011, 10:02 AM

Musivore.

Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
Islam's Last Stand (page)
Islam's Last Stand (group)
and many others...
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1588 - June 01, 2011, 10:12 AM

Last time I nominated someone here, the guy went AWOL, and never posted again. I hear Alex is now living as a tramp, somewhere in Siberia, and can be heard still frequently cursing Donatello, especially when the local wildlife refuse his clumsy, vodka-fuelled, sexual advances.

Anyways, I’ll try again:

I nominate Reverend Winton Dupree (to add to my Prince nomination earlier)

ps thanks Muddy

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1589 - June 01, 2011, 10:21 AM

I was reluctant to add more names here, in case anyone ended up with nil points (then I’d feel personally responsible).

But, fuck it… other people who have made me laugh a fair bit this month are:

Muddy, Zaiba, David

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