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Topic: Jester of the month!!

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1740 - September 05, 2011, 08:25 PM

Quote from: Naija Infidel on September 05, 2011, 08:24 PM
,Im confused on the ones that voted for Hassoon and Ifrit, do they have an idea that they are the same person .

Hahahahahha!

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1741 - September 05, 2011, 08:30 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on September 05, 2011, 05:35 PM
Change it to something I can spell, dammit.

What? Its just six little letters, one less than a telephone number hun.

Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
how fuck works without shit??

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1742 - September 05, 2011, 08:32 PM

Oh fuck. Ok, I'll change it back.

Stop confusing me, you lot.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1743 - September 05, 2011, 10:23 PM

I voted jema because she told me she's a nigeran guy with a big rod in pm

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Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1744 - September 06, 2011, 01:35 PM

Quote from: Naija Infidel on September 05, 2011, 08:24 PM
,Im confused on the ones that voted for Hassoon and Ifrit, do they have an idea that they are the same person .

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1745 - September 06, 2011, 07:06 PM

voted for ma nigga jema ! she is funny as heck !

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1746 - September 06, 2011, 07:07 PM

shilakijawani should win next time ahahaha his threads are too funny

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1747 - September 06, 2011, 07:10 PM

+1

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1748 - September 06, 2011, 11:42 PM

And we have a new jester - Jesus.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1749 - September 06, 2011, 11:52 PM

"I love you my Lord Jesus"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxVKptTKss0

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1750 - September 07, 2011, 07:32 PM

Not the first time I got JOTM

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1751 - September 07, 2011, 07:35 PM

Well, this is your second coming...

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1752 - September 07, 2011, 08:35 PM

lool, I'll make sure u get nominated for the next one teapot.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1753 - September 30, 2011, 11:01 PM

Nominations please. (And for POTM too).

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1754 - September 30, 2011, 11:17 PM

EDIT
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1755 - October 01, 2011, 01:03 AM

Shilakijiwani

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Jema

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1756 - October 01, 2011, 04:56 PM

Bahiraomar (his stubborn pigheadedness is amusing)

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1757 - October 02, 2011, 04:15 PM

David.
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1758 - October 02, 2011, 04:28 PM

jema

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1759 - October 02, 2011, 04:31 PM

^+1.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1760 - October 02, 2011, 04:37 PM

Yup, Jema!

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1761 - October 02, 2011, 04:40 PM

its pretty obvious im in love with jema

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1762 - October 03, 2011, 03:56 AM

For me its got to be DH. Although I can understand if your own reaction is more one of tears and vomit rather than laughter.

Also is there a Jema fanclub forming here? What are membership dues?

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1763 - October 03, 2011, 03:57 AM

Saleri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1764 - October 03, 2011, 04:04 AM

My homie Jema and ateapotist.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1765 - October 03, 2011, 02:46 PM

Poll open.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1766 - October 03, 2011, 02:49 PM

Whoops, I made a mistake and voted for my POTM candidate here. Can my vote be retracted?

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1767 - October 03, 2011, 03:03 PM

The person you voted for is not in the POTM poll.

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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1768 - October 03, 2011, 03:34 PM

Crap, he should've been

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
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Re: Jester of the month!!
Reply #1769 - October 04, 2011, 07:36 AM

Aaaaww yeeeeeh, I got the old S bump from ma main man JC-Wasssssaaaaup!

(replace C with S in the following song):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDcjJbJOhW4

and who the fuck is jema!?

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