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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2010 - April 03, 2012, 04:28 PM

    Congrats you two. Well done!  Afro

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2011 - April 12, 2012, 09:38 PM

    Not sure how this works, BUT before I forget, I want Colonel Q-Daffi to get it!!! For this:
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=20370.msg582478;topicseen#new
    I think it's really funny how he's swearing all the time, and how he called you British people "limeys".

    Also, can King Tut get it too? For this:
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=19746.90

    And I don't know if Chat is included in this, and I can't be bothered to read through 68 pages to find the rules (where ARE they?), but if it is, I want GRB to get it please! For his sunshine/pee thing. That was really really funny.

    I guess we have to vote on it though...can you guys vote for one of them please? grin12 They always make me laugh.

    Oh, and Prince said something funny too, but I can't find it. It was really funny though. Don't vote for him though. No offence.

     dance I can't wait!!

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2012 - April 12, 2012, 09:47 PM

    Oh, and King Tut should ALSO get it because (I forget where) he described American football as throwing a ball at goalposts that are in the air. His whole description was really funny. I wish I could find it.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2013 - April 12, 2012, 10:39 PM

    I think it's really funny how he's swearing all the time, and how he called you British people "limeys".


    I think chepea should get it for this sentence. Tongue

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2014 - April 13, 2012, 02:13 AM

    ^^ Haha, thanks, but I didn't call them "limeys", Q-Duffer did. In case you don't know, a "limey" is a dirty Brit.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2015 - April 13, 2012, 02:57 AM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Ahhh, you're cracking me up. Yes, I did know that. Tongue

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2016 - April 13, 2012, 09:10 AM

    Goddamit i can be funny too and i never get nominated yet someone like stardust has been nominated. How much do i have to bribe y'alll?

    *brings out a wad of cash*

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2017 - April 13, 2012, 09:35 AM

    Bad month, Cato Tongue It's a foregone conclusion that chepea is winning this one. Tongue

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2018 - April 13, 2012, 09:37 AM

    Oi! This is still a pretend democracy, we have to pretend the elections are free and fair until after.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2019 - April 13, 2012, 09:39 AM

    Che who?

    I didnt see anything funny but a silliness of a noob. Tongue

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2020 - April 13, 2012, 09:48 AM

    Silliness mastered to utmost perfection.

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2021 - April 13, 2012, 09:51 AM

    Not enough for me to consider her as JOTM Tongue

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2022 - April 13, 2012, 09:54 AM

    Oh well Tongue Anyway, I'll vote for you in the next round!

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2023 - April 13, 2012, 09:55 AM

    Thank you my friend, i will appreciate that Afro

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2024 - April 13, 2012, 10:04 AM

    Not enough for me to consider her as JOTM Tongue


    Agreed. VOTE FOR Q-DUFFER!!! Or King Tut.

    I'll nominate Cato too just cuz he reminds me of my older brother.

    Is there a limit to how many people I can nominate? If somebody else wants to be nominated, I nominate them too!!  dance dance

    Quote from: Cato
    Che who?

    Che Guevera, Freedom Fighter, at your service.  cool2

    Quote from: Solara
    Ahhh, you're cracking me up. Yes, I did know that.

    Oh. I was just making sure. I haven't really said anything funny....

    Quote from: Harakaat
    Bad month, Cato  It's a foregone conclusion that chepea is winning this one.

    OI!! Didn't you read the links I gave? I want Q-Daffi or Tut to win!! Or GRB but not sure cuz you guys didn't hear him going on about the relationship between pee and sunshine...anyways, there was this one time that Q-Daffi said that limeys have a short collective consciousness. LOL!!!

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2025 - April 28, 2012, 04:33 AM

    How does the poll for April in on it's third? Was it a tally for March? Either way congrats.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2026 - April 30, 2012, 07:41 AM

    This is a toughie.... But I think I'm going to nominate chepea and GRB whose combined antics in zoomi's first BabyPics thread and in other places were hilarious. Cheesy

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2027 - April 30, 2012, 07:42 AM

    Hmm, I second chepea, she has given me many laughs this month.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2028 - April 30, 2012, 07:49 AM

    I nominate Jema. Because. cool2

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2029 - April 30, 2012, 07:50 AM

    Q man.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2030 - April 30, 2012, 08:47 AM

    Prince Spinoza.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2031 - April 30, 2012, 11:15 AM

    OMG OMG this thing is happening??! I have soooo many people I want to nominate!

    Okay, firstly, I'm assuming that since there are no visible rules posted anywhere, I can nominate as many people as I want.

    Soooo:

    1. Q-Daffi. I don't think I really need to elaborate, but I will anyway! So besides all that stuff I posted above, he made that funny Word Filter thread, and he ALSO made this thread where he called Hassan that Jason dude, which (on account of my "noobiness") I didn't find all that funny, but everyone else did, and I thought it was funny as a concept. So yeah! Also, his signature is very funny. So is deusvult's, for that matter. Smiley

    2. I dunno where King Tut has gone to so I retract my nomination. Sorry.

    3. Allat beat me to it Angry GRB!! Literally, every time I talk to him I laugh. Also, he taught me how to make memes!! dance I'm sure he'd teach you guys if you asked. But I guess I ought to give concrete examples. Umm...kay, soo, the Baby Pics threads, and also, once, I was like: "What the heck do you call Zooby in Urdu?" (Zooby is a dirty word, I know, I know, I shouldn't have asked.) And then he goes like, "It's called ____. You'll learn great things here." And that was really funny Smiley Also he said Solara was like King Kong in Japan! LOL! Or Godzilla. I dunno the difference.

    It was more cumulative though, so I can't think of many single examples.

    4. Cato!! Cuz I said I'd nominate him, and also cuz he still reminds me of my older brother, except that he talks less. (That's a good thing Cato.)

    5. Allat Smiley She made me laugh too when we were talking about Canadian Tire money.

    6. Um um ummmmm Sprout! Cuz he said he smiles like a mumpet (numpty? or something) and I think he needs a pick-me-up! Hi Sprout!!! Smiley

    7. I think Solara is already JOTM, otherwise I'd nominate her too!!!

    8. This is said with great reluctance, but Prince Spinoza. I won't elaborate.

    9. Asbie!! Firstly, cuz I like Asbie as he is calm, and secondly, cuz he said this thing where he's like, "I'm cool like you guys, if I come on Chat that's not me." It's some long post that you guys can dig up since I have to go to school in 15 min. Smiley

    I think that's it!!! Smiley Smiley

    This is so excitingggggg!!!!!!

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2032 - April 30, 2012, 11:15 AM

    Hmm, I second chepea, she has given me many laughs this month.

    001_wub 001_wub

    Thanks Allat and Sprout. Smiley

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2033 - April 30, 2012, 11:19 AM

    Chepea, you can't nominate staff members or people on a ban.  So Allat can't be nominated.  There's no rule against nominating someone who's already won it though, so you can nominate Solara if you want.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2034 - April 30, 2012, 11:19 AM

    I just realised how lame my nomination for Sprout sounds. It's like a Pity Nomination.

    That's not true though, cuz he said many funny things on Chat! But I can't remember them :(

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2035 - April 30, 2012, 11:19 AM

    Chepea, you can't nominate staff members or people on a ban.  So Allat can't be nominated.  There's no rule against nominating someone who's already won it though, so you can nominate Solara if you want.


    Ohhhh, sorry. Smiley

    Kay I nominate Solara too!! Tongue

    If I nominate like 2 dozen people, can I vote for all of them? Huh?

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2036 - April 30, 2012, 11:20 AM

    No, lol.   Cheesy  You can nominate as many as you like, but you only get one vote.  Btw, who's asbie?

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2037 - April 30, 2012, 11:21 AM

    OMG I have to CHOOSE? Shocked Shocked :(

    Asbdsp. I prefer "asbie" as it doesn't remind me of "ass-bud-soup". Tongue

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2038 - April 30, 2012, 11:27 AM

    Cool, I'm calling him asbie from now on.  I can never get his name right anyway.   parrot

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2039 - April 30, 2012, 11:29 AM

    Wow, this has become an opportunity to learn something new! Look at that, kids! Life is a journey to learn  yes *feels wise*

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
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