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 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2160 - May 04, 2012, 03:45 PM

    Congrats chepea and GRB.  party!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2161 - May 04, 2012, 03:50 PM

    Congrats guys. You two are soooo cute!  yes

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2162 - May 04, 2012, 03:51 PM

    OMG WE WONNNNNN! GRB GRB GRB WE'RE THE NEW KING AND QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!! And OMG it was so close!! Cheesy Good job Jema that's a lot of votes Smiley Smiley

     dance dance dance dance dance Winners!!!  bunny bunny bunny bunny Narcissist

    ...so does this mean we have to be funny for the rest of May? Shocked That's kind of intimidating. Sorry if I disappoint. :( (I know GRB won't, it's so easy to laugh at him Tongue)

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2163 - May 04, 2012, 03:51 PM

    Congrats Chepea and GRB, and commiserations to the rest, especially Jema-maybe next month eh?

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2164 - May 04, 2012, 03:51 PM

    Congrats guys. You two are soooo cute!  yes

    GRB is a cutie pie isn't he? Not me though. I'm like Toor's voice: sophisticated.  cool2

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2165 - May 04, 2012, 03:53 PM

    Congrats J and T, and commiserations to the rest, especially Jema-maybe next month eh?

    Huh? Wrong thread, maybe..we're GRB and Chepea. Smiley


    AND OMG GRB! We should call ourselves Tom and Jerry! I'll be Tom the Awesome and you can be Jerry since he's an annoying little mouse (omg you guys, GRB thinks that there's no difference between a mouse and a rat! LOL! No wonder he became JOTM). Smiley

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2166 - May 04, 2012, 03:56 PM

    OH MY GAWD OUR NAMES ARE PURPLE!!!!!!!  My fifth favourite colour <3

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2167 - May 04, 2012, 03:56 PM

    OMG MY KITTY HAS A HAT ON ITS HEAD Cheesy Cheesy

    This just keeps getting better and better.  dance

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2168 - May 04, 2012, 04:03 PM

     Cheesy You're so cute, chepea. Congrats to you both!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2169 - May 04, 2012, 05:04 PM

    -_- I'm not cute, TheWyre. I know GRB is though. He's like a little monkey who's always chittering.

    ANYWAYS YOU GUYS!!!! I was chatting to GRB and he said something very funny and I thought, in the spirit of Jesterhood, I ought to post it.

    So I was like: "We should do something to get POTM!"
    GRB: "We should outpost everyone so that nobody else sees their posts and then votes for us."
    Me: "I'll read Kant and then post smart stuff. Then we'll get POTM."
    GRB [hates philosophy]: "Go away with your philosophical crap. I kant handle it."

    GET IT?  Cheesy Cheesy

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2170 - May 04, 2012, 05:50 PM

    A pun? How clever. Roll Eyes

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2171 - May 04, 2012, 05:53 PM

    jema was the real winner! she didnt need extra votes  whistling2

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2172 - May 04, 2012, 06:54 PM

    A pun? How clever. Roll Eyes


    jema was the real winner! she didnt need extra votes  whistling2


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBDcx0IJY20

    Everyone who voted for us thnkyu


    GRB is a cutie pie isn't he? Not me though. I'm like Toor's voice: sophisticated.  cool2

    I am not a cutie pie, shut up. You're the cute little bandariya here.  grin12

    Derpea is so happy about this she's going to dance for us soon! Watch out for the video. Smiley
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2173 - May 04, 2012, 07:06 PM

    Huh? Wrong thread, maybe..we're GRB and Chepea. Smiley


    AND OMG GRB! We should call ourselves Tom and Jerry! I'll be Tom the Awesome and you can be Jerry since he's an annoying little mouse (omg you guys, GRB thinks that there's no difference between a mouse and a rat! LOL! No wonder he became JOTM). Smiley

    You can be Tom because Jerry always kicks Tom's catly behind! Rat and mouse are interchangeable words in the English language used to describe rodents, they're not scientific classifications. You should definitely be Tom because Tom is stupid a cat, and you like cats. -_-
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2174 - May 04, 2012, 07:32 PM


    WTH?! Cheesy Where do you come up with this stuff LOL? Hahahaha!!!!

    Derpea is so happy about this she's going to dance for us soon! Watch out for the video. Smiley

    Shaddup. Angry

    Quote
    You can be Tom because Jerry always kicks Tom's catly behind! is a stupid mouse who deserves to be eaten by greater beings

    Too right!  Afro

    Quote
    Rat and mouse are interchangeable words in the English language used to describe rodents, they're not scientific classifications.

    You don't even live in a Western country, what do you know anyway? YOU CAN'T LEARN ENGLISH FROM BOOKS! You have to immerse yourself in the culture! Like me  grin12


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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2175 - May 04, 2012, 07:57 PM

    Shaddup. Angry
    Too right!  Afro
    You don't even live in a Western country, what do you know anyway? YOU CAN'T LEARN ENGLISH FROM BOOKS! You have to immerse yourself in the culture! Like me  grin12



    DANCE FOR US BANDARIYA! -_-

    Hey do you know if Jerry is a guy or a girl? I always thought Jerry was a girl, turns out Jerry is a guy which totally made it weird. Jerry is awesome! He'll kick Tom's bum any day! Tom is a pathetic cat, he can't even catch a mouse! He's never been able to catch and eat Jerry, it's been like 50 years. If Tom was my cat, I'd throw him from the roof and see if he lands on his feet, secretly hoping that he doesn't. I am not saying I'd throw you off a roof, but I might, try to land on your feet.

    Your vocabulary sucks! Besides, I have a British accent, and you don't. You have an annoying accent and you say "eh". WHAT DO YOU EVEN KNOW?  Tongue
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2176 - May 04, 2012, 08:13 PM

    OF COURSE Jerry is a guy! You idiot, "jerry" is a male name! LOL! And there have been numerous episodes where Jerry wanted to date a girl mouse, and I don't think Warner Bros. really has lesbian cartoon characters.

    I KNOW! Bechara Tom. :( I feel so bad for him. I mean, he DESERVES to win but Jerry is such a jerk, and the producers are clearly anti-cat or something cuz they never let him eat Jerry! I mean, Jerry doesn't have to DIE, Tom could always poop him out and the show could go on. But instead, the starved oppressed cat is poked fun at. :( Just cuz he isn't as conniving as Jerry.

    I HATE THAT SHOW.

    My vocab rox, wut d0 u kno nywayxx? And your British accent isn't nearly as good as Toor's and Kodanshi's. I could just die listening to their voices. They are soo professional!

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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2177 - May 04, 2012, 08:52 PM

    Toor and Kodanshi have much posher accents than GRB's cockney RP parrot

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2178 - May 04, 2012, 09:16 PM

    OF COURSE Jerry is a guy! You idiot, "jerry" is a male name! LOL! And there have been numerous episodes where Jerry wanted to date a girl mouse, and I don't think Warner Bros. really has lesbian cartoon characters.

    I was a kid, I didn't know any better. I am pretty sure there are plenty of girls out there named Jerry.

    I KNOW! Bechara Tom. :( I feel so bad for him. I mean, he DESERVES to win but Jerry is such a jerk, and the producers are clearly anti-cat or something cuz they never let him eat Jerry! I mean, Jerry doesn't have to DIE, Tom could always poop him out and the show could go on. But instead, the starved oppressed cat is poked fun at. :( Just cuz he isn't as conniving as Jerry.

    I HATE THAT SHOW.

    He's not a bechara at all, he just sucks. He doesn't deserve anything, Jerry outsmarts him like every second. Jerry is never a jerk, he's just going about his business being a mouse and eating cheese. As much as you want to see a pooped out mouse, I think many kids would find it disgusting, and wouldn't it be weird if Tom pooped him out and chased him again to eat him? Tom would literally be eating his own poop. Cats aren't supposed to do that, it's a thing that 2 girls with a cup would do. Tom always gets an ample amount of milk, he's never really starving. He doesn't even deserve that milk, they should just let him starve.

    My vocab rox, wut d0 u kno nywayxx? And your British accent isn't nearly as good as Toor's and Kodanshi's. I could just die listening to their voices. They are soo professional!

    I don't think you're after the accent, it's just their voice is more heavenly than mine. I agree that I don't sound that good, I have a bet going on with Justin Bieber to see whose voice drops first. I think, I have an advantage since I've been taking testosterone shots. I am sure that in no time my voice would be as low as Solara's, she sounds like Barry White. They also have matching facial hair, but I've already got that covered.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2179 - May 04, 2012, 11:21 PM

    CHEETAH, GRB IS A LIAR! He told me that Jema had more votes than us so I voted for us out of coercion, plus cuz he was annoying me, BUT IT'S NOT TRUE!

    So you won because you voted for yourself?

    LOL.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2180 - May 04, 2012, 11:35 PM

    ^ Poo off, Prince, I wanted to change my vote once I realised GRB was LYING (we should call him Liar of the Month). But I couldn't. :(

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2181 - May 04, 2012, 11:35 PM

    Toor and Kodanshi have much posher accents than GRB's cockney RP parrot


    Roleplay?

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2182 - May 04, 2012, 11:39 PM

    He's not a bechara at all, he just sucks. He doesn't deserve anything, Jerry outsmarts him like every second. Jerry is never a jerk, he's just going about his business being a mouse and eating cheese. As much as you want to see a pooped out mouse, I think many kids would find it disgusting, and wouldn't it be weird if Tom pooped him out and chased him again to eat him? Tom would literally be eating his own poop. Cats aren't supposed to do that, it's a thing that 2 girls with a cup would do. Tom always gets an ample amount of milk, he's never really starving. He doesn't even deserve that milk, they should just let him starve.

    Jerry is a HUGE jerk, what do you mean? Tom is going about HIS business and being a cat, which involves eating mice, and it's some sort of huge deal just cuz Jerry is anthropomorphic. I mean, seriously, why is Tom portrayed as the villain when Jerry is clearly a sadist and enjoys tormenting him?

    Fine, maybe the poo idea wasn't that great. :/ But still! Tom should win for once. I guess he doesn't have to eat Jerry, he could eat his girlfriend or something. The point is: Jerry should feel pain for once!

    What do you mean, 2 girls with a cup? Why would two girls only drink with one cup? That's unhygienic. Much like your entire person. Cheesy

    OMG as if Jerry deserves anything!!! And you know what, Tom is the nice one who isn't a RODENT and INFECTING THE OWNER'S HOUSE.

    Jerry is a big fat Black Plague spreading rodent with abnormally long eyelashes. So there. Smiley

    I don't think you're after the accent, it's just their voice is more heavenly than mine. I agree that I don't sound that good, I have a bet going on with Justin Bieber to see whose voice drops first. I think, I have an advantage since I've been taking testosterone shots. I am sure that in no time my voice would be as low as Solara's, she sounds like Barry White. They also have matching facial hair, but I've already got that covered.

    Their accents are awesome. I have no comment to make about the heaviness of your voice, Barry White's voice, or Solara's voice. -_- What a weird subject. Tongue

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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2183 - May 05, 2012, 02:07 AM

    Roleplay?

    Yes, it's a role-playing accent, I am playing the role of a rich, powerful MP.

    Jerry is a HUGE jerk, what do you mean? Tom is going about HIS business and being a cat, which involves eating mice, and it's some sort of huge deal just cuz Jerry is anthropomorphic. I mean, seriously, why is Tom portrayed as the villain when Jerry is clearly a sadist and enjoys tormenting him?

    Fine, maybe the poo idea wasn't that great. :/ But still! Tom should win for once. I guess he doesn't have to eat Jerry, he could eat his girlfriend or something. The point is: Jerry should feel pain for once!

    What do you mean, 2 girls with a cup? Why would two girls only drink with one cup? That's unhygienic. Much like your entire person. Cheesy

    OMG as if Jerry deserves anything!!! And you know what, Tom is the nice one who isn't a RODENT and INFECTING THE OWNER'S HOUSE.

    Jerry is a big fat Black Plague spreading rodent with abnormally long eyelashes. So there. Smiley
    . Tongue

    Jerry isn't a jerk, he's nice. Tom is going about his business being a pathetic cat who can't even catch a mouse. Jerry doesn't enjoy tormenting him, how can a mouse torment a cat? -_-

    If Tom wins, Tom and Jerry would be over, and what's it with you and sexual innuendos? Jerry would be pissed at both of them if Tom "ate" Jerry's girlfriend, I don't think the kids and Jerry are ready to face that kind of pain. They have to keep the show clean for their target audience, kids. -_-

    There are 2 girls with a cup out there who do much worse things than to drink from the same cup, it's way more unhygienic than drinking from the same cup, not even in the same league.

    Jerry doesn't have to deserve anything, he takes it from Tom who is a total pussy. Jerry doesn't have any fleas, he's a clean mouse who has better eyelashes than you. Smiley

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2184 - May 05, 2012, 05:22 AM

    Omigosh, GRB, you're such a dumbohead!

    Quote
    Yes, it's a role-playing accent, I am playing the role of a rich, powerful MP.

    ...I dunno what you mean. I don't think that's what Solara meant.

    Jerry isn't a jerk, he's nice. Tom is going about his business being a pathetic cat who can't even catch a mouse. Jerry doesn't enjoy tormenting him, how can a mouse torment a cat? -_-

    If Tom wins, Tom and Jerry would be over, and what's it with you and sexual innuendos? Jerry would be pissed at both of them if Tom "ate" Jerry's girlfriend, I don't think the kids and Jerry are ready to face that kind of pain. They have to keep the show clean for their target audience, kids. -_-

    There are 2 girls with a cup out there who do much worse things than to drink from the same cup, it's way more unhygienic than drinking from the same cup, not even in the same league.

    Jerry doesn't have to deserve anything, he takes it from Tom who is a total pussy. Jerry doesn't have any fleas, he's a clean mouse who has better eyelashes than you. Smiley


    Jerry is a huge jerk, OMG haven't you seen all the episodes where he like, walks by Tom tauntingly. Or Tom is just drinking his milk like a good cute little kitty, and then Jerry comes and like, pulls his tail or something? It's a recurring plot device!

    WHAT? OMG I didn't say ANY innuendos!! See what I mean by "provoking"?! You're totally insulting my honour -_- And I think Jerry should be put in an oven and cooked slowly. Stupid mouse.

    I have no idea what you're saying. Two girls with a cup? What's the worst a person can do, lick the glass and then give it to the other person? You'd get mono that way.

    And Tom has better whiskers than you. Ha. Smiley

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2185 - May 05, 2012, 06:00 AM

    I have no idea what you're saying. Two girls with a cup? What's the worst a person can do, lick the glass and then give it to the other person? You'd get mono that way.


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Oh my godddsss... nobody tell her please. Let her keep her innocence Cheesy Cheesy

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2186 - May 05, 2012, 06:06 AM


    I have no idea what you're saying. Two girls with a cup? What's the worst a person can do, lick the glass and then give it to the other person? You'd get mono that way.



     Cheesy

    I just finished laughing, why can't there be more innocent people like you on the net, it would be a much nicer place, the world would be a better (more chatty) place if there were more chepeas.

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2187 - May 05, 2012, 06:08 AM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy ^^ that one is hilarious, I can't scrub those images from my brain no matter how hard I try lol.  mysmilie_977
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2188 - May 05, 2012, 06:13 AM

    chepea, you can't know until you're over 18 - don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Seriously, if you ever see what it is, it will mark the end of life as you knew it.

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2189 - May 05, 2012, 06:18 AM

    I had a 15 year old boy show me it in college, here I was 24 years old (still fairly innocent in terms of two girls of a cup type business) minding my own business, and he was at the computer and said, "Hey *my name* hey *my name* you gotta see this! You really got to see it!" sooo I slid my chair over to where he was and had a look at the screen and I was like OMFG, WTF? Like really WTF! and I was in absolute, utter shock, I was like, Dude, WTF, that is absolutely gross! OMG.

    I still don't know he managed to watch it on the school's computer, as almost every web-site you go on on those computers won't let you on many sites, not even this one lol or FFI for the reasons of apparently being "hate" sites. It was one of those moments you wished you could gauge out your own eyes.  Cry

    I was the talk of the college campus, as apparently everyone thought it was really funny that I didn't have a clue prior to that what two girls and one cup was all about.  finmad
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