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 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2190 - May 05, 2012, 07:40 AM

    Omigosh, GRB, you're such a dumbohead!
    ...I dunno what you mean. I don't think that's what Solara meant.

    You're such a do-do-head.

    I meant that I am playing a role of a British Member of Parliament, that would explain the accent better than anything.

    Jerry is a huge jerk, OMG haven't you seen all the episodes where he like, walks by Tom tauntingly. Or Tom is just drinking his milk like a good cute little kitty, and then Jerry comes and like, pulls his tail or something? It's a recurring plot device! Jerry is awesome, Tom is a pussy.

    Agreed.

    WHAT? OMG I didn't say ANY innuendos!! See what I mean by "provoking"?! You're totally insulting my honour -_- And I think Jerry should be put in an oven and cooked slowly. Stupid mouse.

    You should read what you said carefully, I am not insulting anything.

    I have no idea what you're saying. Two girls with a cup? What's the worst a person can do, lick the glass and then give it to the other person? You'd get mono that way.

    Watch out, there's a group of crazy girls out there who're licking glasses and spreading mono. Wash that glass. This has been a PSA by chepea.

    You should always wash your glass anyways, or you might catch mono or the flu. It's crazy what people would do these days.

    And Tom has better whiskers than you. Ha. Smiley

    That's debatable.

    I had a 15 year old boy show me it in college, here I was 24 years old (still fairly innocent in terms of two girls of a cup type business) minding my own business, and he was at the computer and said, "Hey *my name* hey *my name* you gotta see this! You really got to see it!" sooo I slid my chair over to where he was and had a look at the screen and I was like OMFG, WTF? Like really WTF! and I was in absolute, utter shock, I was like, Dude, WTF, that is absolutely gross! OMG.

    I still don't know he managed to watch it on the school's computer, as almost every web-site you go on on those computers won't let you on many sites, not even this one lol or FFI for the reasons of apparently being "hate" sites. It was one of those moments you wished you could gauge out your own eyes.  Cry

    I was the talk of the college campus, as apparently everyone thought it was really funny that I didn't have a clue prior to that what two girls and one cup was all about.  finmad

    Don't tempt her to watch it!

    Seriously, chepea, don't look it up. EVER! Allat has given you sound advice, I think you should take it. Don't look it up unless you're on your deathbed, at least then you wouldn't have to live with it very long or at all.

    The moral of the story is, never share a cup/glass with anyone, they might lick it.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2191 - May 05, 2012, 07:51 AM

    No, the moral of the story is never speak about unspeakable videos lest you damn another.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2192 - May 05, 2012, 09:37 AM

    2 girls and a cup was laaaa-haaa-aaaame. Anyone wanna see some really nasty stuff?  grin12
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2193 - May 05, 2012, 09:43 AM

    And Tom has better whiskers than you. Ha. Smiley


    Cheesy


    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2194 - May 05, 2012, 03:45 PM

    You lot are piquing my curiosity!!! Is it porn or something? If it's porn, I won't look it up, but I otherwise I want to know!

    Also:

    Cheesy

    I just finished laughing, why can't there be more innocent people like you on the net, it would be a much nicer place, the world would be a better (more chatty) place if there were more chepeas.

     Embarrassed Embarrassed Thanks...you're so nice :/ ...I think there would be too much noise pollution though, LOL. Tongue

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2195 - May 05, 2012, 03:49 PM

    You're such a do-do-head.

    OMG I USED TO CALL MY COUSINS DODOHEADS ALL THE TIME!!!  grin12 Nice to see you catching up with my wit Tongue

    I meant that I am playing a role of a British Member of Parliament, that would explain the accent better than anything.

    I know what an MP is silly!  Tongue Canada has them too, not that I know who the MP is of MY district. And I think you're secretly a member of the MI6, that explains it the BEST. Smiley

    Watch out, there's a group of crazy girls out there who're licking glasses and spreading mono. Wash that glass. This has been a PSA by chepea.

    You should always wash your glass anyways, or you might catch mono or the flu. It's crazy what people would do these days.

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy That would be a great PSA. OMG SOME PEOPLE DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE WASHROOM! It's the most disgusting thing!!

    Anyway, let's not be Tom and Jerry, it's causing too much disunity. I'll be Sylvester from Looney Tunes and you can be Elmer Fudd or Porky Pig. Smiley

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2196 - May 05, 2012, 03:51 PM

    Also, since we're JOTM now, does that mean this becomes GRB and my thread? Or is this thread only for voting purposes?

    Cuz I thought that this thread was a place for JOTM to chill out, but I just went through some of the previous pages and nobody else was having long conversations. They were just discussing who should win. :/

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2197 - May 05, 2012, 04:05 PM

    why can't there be more innocent people like you on the net, it would be a much nicer place, the world would be a better ... place if there were more chepeas.

    Agreed.


    But, brevity being the soul of wit, Prince getting a paltry two votes is a scandal.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2198 - May 05, 2012, 04:25 PM

    ^ yes


     my vote for prince counts as 5.. so technically he's up to 6!
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2199 - May 05, 2012, 04:28 PM

    And had I voted, he'd have been up to 7.

    Close, but no Monica Lewinsky.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2200 - May 05, 2012, 04:36 PM

    lol...  Cheesy

    although i have a feeling prince would look absolutely ravishing in a blue dress... oh well , will just have to suck it up and swallow our pride   Smiley
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2201 - May 05, 2012, 04:43 PM

    prince would look absolutely ravishing in a blue dress

    And a jester's hat.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2202 - May 05, 2012, 05:47 PM

    You lot are piquing my curiosity!!! Is it porn or something? If it's porn, I won't look it up, but I otherwise I want to know!

    Ask your friend Q-daffi he's seen it, I accidentally linked him to it once in the chat room. He wanted to get me banned from this place. Cheesy

    OMG I USED TO CALL MY COUSINS DODOHEADS ALL THE TIME!!!  grin12 Nice to see you catching up with my wit Tongue
    I know what an MP is silly!  Tongue Canada has them too, not that I know who the MP is of MY district. And I think you're secretly a member of the MI6, that explains it the BEST. Smiley

    You having wit? What? You're confusing me. Well, I am not a very good agent then, I already blew my cover. -_-

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy That would be a great PSA. OMG SOME PEOPLE DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE WASHROOM! It's the most disgusting thing!!

    You should record that PSA, it would be great. Then all you have to do is find out who your MP is then you can send it to him and it will air all over Canada.

    Anyway, let's not be Tom and Jerry, it's causing too much disunity. I'll be Sylvester from Looney Tunes and you can be Elmer Fudd or Porky Pig. Smiley

    Sylvester is another pathetic cat, he gets his arse kicked by a little yellow bird.

    Also, since we're JOTM now, does that mean this becomes GRB and my thread? Or is this thread only for voting purposes?

    Cuz I thought that this thread was a place for JOTM to chill out, but I just went through some of the previous pages and nobody else was having long conversations. They were just discussing who should win. :/

    So, shut up then. -_-

    No, the moral of the story is never speak about unspeakable videos lest you damn another.

    Have you seen it, Sprout? I'll PM you the link. Smiley
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2203 - May 05, 2012, 08:09 PM

    Agreed.


    But, brevity being the soul of wit, Prince getting a paltry two votes is a scandal.

    ^ yes


     my vote for prince counts as 5.. so technically he's up to 6!

    Aha XD. I've already won this a few times so it's okay Tongue
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2204 - May 05, 2012, 09:16 PM

    Guys, I've never seen two girls one cup. The music to the video is nice though.  Smiley

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXORzSRavLU&feature=related

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2205 - May 05, 2012, 09:17 PM

    Agreed.


    But, brevity being the soul of wit, Prince getting a paltry two votes is a scandal.

    ^ yes


     my vote for prince counts as 5.. so technically he's up to 6!

    INSURGENTS!!! TRAITORS TO THE CROWN!!! We've gotta behead them before their ideas spread amongst the populace!!!  Baseball bat Amend your ways, or face insta-death! Smiley

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2206 - May 05, 2012, 09:18 PM

    Guys, I've never seen two girls one cup. The music to the video is nice though.  Smiley

    We should form our own club! Smiley

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2207 - May 05, 2012, 09:23 PM

    Ask your friend Q-daffi he's seen it, I accidentally linked him to it once in the chat room. He wanted to get me banned from this place. Cheesy

    It can't be porn then, cuz I have a feeling that Q-Duffer loves porn. Tongue

    Quote
    You having wit? What? You're confusing me

    Yep, razor-sharp wit. Don't get on my bad side or I'll burn you with my words.

    Heh, j/k Tongue

    Quote
    Sylvester is another pathetic cat, he gets his arse kicked by a little yellow bird.

    Here we go again....

    Quote
    So, shut up then. -_-

    Cry Fine.  lipsrsealed

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2208 - May 05, 2012, 09:36 PM

    Chepea, it's porn, let's all leave it at that. GRB seems to have a seriously sick sense of humour.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2209 - May 05, 2012, 09:38 PM

    Cry Fine.  lipsrsealed

    Everybody, you're welcome.  Narcissist
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2210 - May 05, 2012, 09:39 PM

    Chepea, it's porn, let's all leave it at that. GRB seems to have a seriously sick sense of humour.

    Did you see the link I PM'd you?
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2211 - May 05, 2012, 09:39 PM

    Chepea, it's porn, let's all leave it at that. GRB seems to have a seriously sick sense of humour.

    +1,000,000,000,000 And I have to share a hat with this guy -_-

    And oh right. It's weird porn. I'm not watching that. -_- AND YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T EITHER! Porn is bad Smiley

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2212 - May 05, 2012, 09:42 PM

    Everybody, you're welcome.  Narcissist

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Kay, this thread is officially closed. Tongue Till next month.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2213 - May 05, 2012, 09:43 PM

    Did you see the link I PM'd you?


    Thankfully I didn't receive any messages from you, but even if I did, I would never open them, I wasn't born yesterday and I know what you're like.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2214 - May 05, 2012, 09:49 PM

    Thankfully I didn't receive any messages from you, but even if I did, I would never open them, I wasn't born yesterday and I know what you're like.

    Why not? You can click the link, just ask chepea, my links are harmless.

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Kay, this thread is officially closed. Tongue Till next month.

    Oh FSM...RIP other threads. Cry
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2215 - May 06, 2012, 06:50 AM

    -__-
    I had to guggle to unnerstand something of this thread

    don't close this thread, yet, imma congratulating both of you ...
    congrats ...
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2216 - May 06, 2012, 07:03 AM

     thnkyu
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2217 - May 28, 2012, 03:47 PM

    GRB....we're about to lose this... Cry I remembered cuz you just said something funny and I was like, "OMG GRB SHOULD BE JOTM!" and then I realised you ARE JOTM, BUT NOT FOR MUCH LONGER!!!!! Cry Cry

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2218 - May 28, 2012, 04:00 PM

    chepea, you were probably the worthiest jotm winner I've ever seen on this site, I say that honestly.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2219 - May 28, 2012, 04:02 PM

    cool2 Vote for me next time...when I NOMINATE MYSELF! Muhahaha!

    Tongue Naw, I'm kidding. But thank you!!!  thnkyu

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
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