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  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2280 - May 30, 2012, 11:54 PM
    Motion denied!

    When it comes to election campaigns, they're a bit like sex - if its not rough it isn't fun.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zO4pX9LtHg
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2281 - May 30, 2012, 11:55 PM
    I dont ever want to have sex though. vomit
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2282 - May 30, 2012, 11:56 PM
    Sex is lovely, but that's up to you.   Afro
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2283 - May 30, 2012, 11:58 PM
    Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2284 - May 30, 2012, 11:59 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2285 - May 31, 2012, 12:03 AM
    DON'T VOTE FOR GODOT! HE HAS A BEARD! Some "ex" Muslim he is Roll Eyes  

    VOTE FOR DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2286 - May 31, 2012, 12:05 AM
    Quote from: Godot on May 30, 2012, 11:14 PM
    Thanks man! I kept checking the thread, and was starting to think no one would mention me, but you're a true friend it seems!

    Pssht, you were last choice. Wink (j/k)

    I really want David to win, he's so funny!!! dance
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2287 - May 31, 2012, 12:05 AM
    Everybody else can win later.

    DAVID
    DAVID
    DAVID

    THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE!!!
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2288 - May 31, 2012, 12:07 AM
    David has Hello Kitty as his avatar. Come on, how awesome is that?!

    Sol has some old unshaven guy, and Godot has some lame anime cartoon thing. Who even knows?
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2289 - May 31, 2012, 12:10 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2290 - May 31, 2012, 12:11 AM
    Who IS that woman? She's scary.
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2291 - May 31, 2012, 12:13 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2292 - May 31, 2012, 12:15 AM
    GODOT DOESN'T APPRECIATE UNIQUE BEAUTY

    GODOT IS A RACIST

    GODOT IS A BIGOT

    Vote David, he saves plants and plants help reduce greenhouse gas emissions or something!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm pretty sure...)

    THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE!! Do you REALLY want CEMB's carbon footprint to be as large as Godot's ego?

    IF YOU SAY NO, VOTE DAVID-O!!!

    I bet David has an awesome British accent. 001_wub
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2293 - May 31, 2012, 12:17 AM
    BTW Godot, I'm just kidding. Sorry if I offend you (or anybody).
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2294 - May 31, 2012, 12:18 AM
    But I'm  not kidding about voting for David! Everybody do that! Thanks!
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2295 - May 31, 2012, 12:22 AM
    I'm starting to get the urge to make a banner saying 'VOTE CHICK PEA'....

    This is the most exciting, I've seen this thread...I think...
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2296 - May 31, 2012, 12:23 AM
    *including poster of chick peas*
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2297 - May 31, 2012, 12:25 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy Thanks Dust.

    Omg show a pic of a little chick EATING peas!! Cheesy Cheesy That's like, a pun or symbolism or something! LOL!!!

    But seriously. Vote David. -_-  Godot is a pacifist, how lame. And Solara is nice, but David...well, David is British. And this is the Council of Ex-Muslims of BRITAIN, remember? BE PATRIOTIC, VOTE DAVID AUTOMATIC(ally)!!
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2298 - May 31, 2012, 12:36 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2299 - May 31, 2012, 12:39 AM
    Quote from: Godot on May 31, 2012, 12:36 AM
    I'm not actually a pacifist, per se - there are situations where violence, war, or milatary intervention is the right course of action, but only to defend, or neutralise a serious threat.

    Oh. Okay! Smiley

    Quote
    I'm British too. Tongue

    You're a Canadian at heart. far away hug


    .....

    GODOT HATES BRITAIN...DO YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO BE YOUR KING?!
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2300 - May 31, 2012, 12:41 AM
    I'm offended by you insulting Godot's beard. Gonna vote for Godot! Tongue
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2301 - May 31, 2012, 12:42 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2302 - May 31, 2012, 12:43 AM
    Omg no vote David!!!! :( :( SORRY DAVID! :( You lost a vote cuz of me. I'm sorry!!!!

    And actually, I think a moustache/beard suits Godot. yes
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2303 - May 31, 2012, 12:54 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2304 - May 31, 2012, 12:58 AM
    Quote from: Godot on May 31, 2012, 12:54 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Watch out, folks! In times like these, you need someone you can trust. That someone is me. Godot. Vote for me.

    Afro

    GODOT SLANDERS DAMSELS

    Plus, I really want David to win. Smiley But I don't mind if Godot wins, but I nominated David and I like him, he's nice and he gardens.

    VOTE DAVID IF YOU HATE GODOT (that'll keep 'em coming grin12)
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2305 - May 31, 2012, 02:00 AM
    Quote from: chepea on May 31, 2012, 12:58 AM

    VOTE DAVID IF YOU HATE GODOT (that'll keep 'em coming grin12)


    FAIL! No one here hates Godot so they won't be voting for David now. You just guaranteed him winning Jester of the Month. Tongue
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2306 - May 31, 2012, 02:07 AM
    Oh they're there, my dear. Hiding beneath the mossy rocks of times, slithering amongst the swampy waters of secrecy, huddled deep within the dark caves of CEMB... they're there, oh yes indeed. *spooky music*

    Wink
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2307 - May 31, 2012, 02:09 AM
    Quote from: Godot on May 31, 2012, 12:54 AM
    Watch out, folks! In times like these, you need someone you can trust. That someone is me. Godot. Vote for me.

    Afro

    You just blew it. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2308 - May 31, 2012, 02:16 AM
    whistling2

    Solara ~ The non-obnoxious choice great
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2309 - May 31, 2012, 02:17 AM
    Just chillin', eh Sol? Tongue

    This thread is so much fun! dance
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
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