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  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2520 - June 03, 2012, 02:23 AM
    Cheers Godot! cheers
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2521 - June 03, 2012, 02:29 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2522 - June 03, 2012, 02:30 AM
    Quote from: -Tmp- on June 03, 2012, 02:06 AM
    Wow, Godot won by one vote. Congrats man! I'm glad to have made a difference by voting. Cheesy

    And chepea you sure spammed this thread until the end. That takes dedication, good job!  Afro

    ME? What about your King?! He's like, the biggest spammer OF LIFE!!

    Tongue
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2523 - June 03, 2012, 04:32 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 03, 2012, 02:30 AM
    ME? What about your King?! He's like, the biggest spammer OF LIFE!!

    Tongue


    Don't worry chepea, we didn't elect a King, just a Jester.  Tongue

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOOTKA0aGI0
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2524 - June 03, 2012, 05:08 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    I LOVE THAT SCENE!!!!!
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2525 - June 07, 2012, 11:58 PM
    You had the attention span to watch a movie?  Huh?
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2526 - June 08, 2012, 12:03 AM
    I used to. Now I don't.

    I almost watched a full movie yesterday! It was boring. -_- I don't recommend it. And dirty, even though it CLAIMED to be PG-13. Lies from the Americans again. Tongue
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2527 - June 08, 2012, 01:23 AM
    Which movie was it?

    I'm now intrigued.  cool2
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2528 - June 08, 2012, 02:09 AM
    Some movie with that guy from Everybody Hates Chris in it. And that other dude, Adam whatever. I THINK it was "Grown Ups" or "Growing Up" or something. It wasn't much good, but our cleaning lady brought it for us and I couldn't just not watch it when she was there and all...

    Luckily, the disc skipped. grin12 But it wasn't funny, don't even bother.
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2529 - June 09, 2012, 06:31 PM
    Man your avatar is scary as shit. Look at that cat, just look at it. You can see it in its eyes its plotting something, so evil.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2530 - June 09, 2012, 06:35 PM
    ^ If you're scared, then it has served its purpose.  Afro
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2531 - June 09, 2012, 06:38 PM
    chepea, what does your username mean, or was it just random letters you through together? and are you a man or a woman? because I've been thinking you're a woman.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2532 - June 09, 2012, 06:41 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on June 09, 2012, 06:38 PM
    chepea, what does your username mean, or ............. because I've been thinking you're a woman.


    what happened king Tut?  you lost touch  with your senses?? you never ate chick peas with beer and  cocaine??
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2533 - June 09, 2012, 06:43 PM
    @KT,

    Random letters?! How dare you even suggest such a thing! Have you never heard of the great mystic art of Chepea, that has inspired generations of dervishes and Sufi-types?!

    I'm just kidding. I just made it up cuz I like the sound of "ch" and I think it isn't used nearly enough in the English language. Smiley

    I'm a woman. A lady. Tongue
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2534 - June 09, 2012, 06:48 PM
     Cheesy yeah I was right on the ball. I kind of get that in here, either women get my sense of humor on here, or they hate me and want to kill me, there's no inbetween.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2535 - June 09, 2012, 06:50 PM
    Cheesy I nominated you for JOTM, before you randomly disappeared.

    So you elicit strong responses from people. That's good (maybe. It might not be that good, I'm not sure).
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2536 - June 09, 2012, 06:50 PM
    I like being called a woman dance
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2537 - June 09, 2012, 06:54 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 09, 2012, 06:50 PM
    Cheesy I nominated you for JOTM, before you randomly disappeared.

    So you elicit strong responses from people. That's good (maybe. It might not be that good, I'm not sure).


    I went on a self man, I've won the JOTM several times before, I let the noobs have it now, I don't spend too much time on here. It will be good, at first you might not like it, but after a while you'll enjoy it. You'll get what I mean. Anyway welcome to the forum, by the way are you an ethnic?
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2538 - June 09, 2012, 07:00 PM
    Oh right. I see that in your sig. Smiley

    Thanks for the welcome. An "ethnic"? :/ Doesn't everyone have an ethnicity? Mine is Pakistani. yes What about you?
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2539 - June 09, 2012, 07:03 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 09, 2012, 07:00 PM
    Oh right. I see that in your sig. Smiley

    Thanks for the welcome. An "ethnic"? :/ Doesn't everyone have an ethnicity? Mine is Pakistani. yes What about you?


    Me too, British Punjabi Pakistani.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2540 - June 09, 2012, 07:04 PM
    OOOOOOH Punjabi! I've always wanted to be Punjabi. They seem like such fun people Tongue My dad knows Punjabi, whenever he talks to his Punjabi friends he insults them cuz he says that's Punjabi culture. Tongue LOL.

    I'm Canadian. yes And a muhajir (not me, my ancestors).
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2541 - June 09, 2012, 07:27 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 09, 2012, 07:04 PM
    OOOOOOH Punjabi! I've always wanted to be Punjabi. They seem like such fun people Tongue My dad knows Punjabi, whenever he talks to his Punjabi friends he insults them cuz he says that's Punjabi culture. Tongue LOL.

    I'm Canadian. yes And a muhajir (not me, my ancestors).


    That's cool. I think you're the only Paki from Canada on here. I speak very limited Urdu I think I made a thread in the Urdu forum about domestic abuse. lol
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2542 - June 09, 2012, 07:52 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2543 - June 09, 2012, 07:56 PM
    Quote from: Godot on June 09, 2012, 07:52 PM
    I'm Punjabi, you know. My parents may be from India and Pakistan, but they're both from the Punjab region. We definitely are fun people - all we do is eat and swear at each other. Cheesy


    LOL, look at this:
    http://forrestgump.wordpress.com/2007/08/25/swear-in-punjabi/

    Reading Punjabi cuss words is so funny! Cheesy


    Quote
    Gand paar dya ga
    Meaning:
    I will blast your ass


    Cheesy
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2544 - June 09, 2012, 07:58 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2545 - June 09, 2012, 08:22 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on June 09, 2012, 07:27 PM
    That's cool. I think you're the only Paki from Canada on here. I speak very limited Urdu I think I made a thread in the Urdu forum about domestic abuse. lol

    LOL what why? Hahaha! Tongue And there are more Pakis from Canada here definitely yes

    And my Urdu sucks too Cry
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2546 - June 09, 2012, 08:24 PM
    Quote from: Godot on June 09, 2012, 07:52 PM
    I'm Punjabi; both my parents are from that region. We definitely are fun people - all we do is eat and swear at each other. Cheesy

    *Jealous* Tongue

    Quote from: -Tmp- on June 09, 2012, 07:56 PM
    LOL, look at this:
    http://forrestgump.wordpress.com/2007/08/25/swear-in-punjabi/

    Reading Punjabi cuss words is so funny! Cheesy

    Cheesy Cheesy I shouldn't be reading this but LOL! Some of them are REALLY bad!!! :/ Like, if I said those my brothers would kill me, haha. Tongue

    I've never understood what "who's your daddy" means though. How's that an insult?
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2547 - June 09, 2012, 08:24 PM
    Quote from: Godot on June 09, 2012, 07:58 PM
    Cheesy

    We can swear like champs - and I love how casual we are about it. Grin

    Vamadoola (new fave insult).
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2548 - June 09, 2012, 09:30 PM
    We don't swear that often, Punjabi swears are just too extreme.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2549 - June 09, 2012, 11:46 PM
    If my insults sounded as good as Punjabi ones, I would swear all the vamadool time!!!!!!!
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
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