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 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2550 - June 21, 2012, 01:17 AM
    I NOMINATE ALEX FOR NEXT MONTH'S JESTER!!! And musivore dance And Abood!

    Actually, make that JUST ALM cuz if I nominate more than 1 person I feel guilty when I don't vote for them. :/ SORRY other two people!!!

    Anyways, I know it's a bit early, BUT I won't be here at the end of the month and proper internet access isn't guaranteed, so I want to ensure that my buddy ALM wins cuz he is HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

    Here's what he said in the Riddle thread:

    Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on June 20, 2012, 10:34 PM
    What a stupid language - how can you take a footstep? You don't take it, if you took it you would have it, but you don't. Trickery. I demand all riddles riddled in urdu. I bet you can't "take" a footstep in urdu. Or shits. Ridiculous.

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    And in other news: Godot is a great JOTM yes
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2551 - June 21, 2012, 01:21 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2552 - June 21, 2012, 01:22 AM
    Shocked

    OMG I'M SORRY I FORGOT!!!

    I'll nominate Godot too, for three reasons:

    1. Cuz I promised
    2. Cuz when he's nominated he's even funnier than he is normally Grin Edit: Moved to appropriate threadGodot, if you said you didn't do that well in school, but you seem so competitive, how come you didn't do that well in school?
    3. Cuz he's funny  Afro
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2553 - June 21, 2012, 01:23 AM
    Quote from: Godot on June 21, 2012, 01:21 AM
    ಠ_ಠ

    And get that creepy smiley away from me!
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2554 - June 21, 2012, 01:23 AM
    Pfft. I don't even need this award.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2555 - June 21, 2012, 01:24 AM
    You will always have my vote Godot.




    Remember to give me the money later
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2556 - June 21, 2012, 01:24 AM
    OMG I'm sorry!!!

    I nominate Sol too!!! She's funny (possibly funnier than Godot -- dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!).
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2557 - June 21, 2012, 01:45 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2558 - June 21, 2012, 02:02 AM
    I love how we're starting like, 2/3rds of the way through June for July. Tongue

    AND GODOT what does getting a degree have to do with anything? :S

    And also, I feel like I nominated too many people again...can someone else nominate Godot and Sol on my behalf? You two nominate one another!! Aren't you all buddy-buddy (like ALM and I?  cool2)? Tongue
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2559 - June 21, 2012, 02:21 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 21, 2012, 01:17 AM
    I NOMINATE ALEX FOR NEXT MONTH'S JESTER!!! And musivore dance And Abood!

    Actually, make that JUST ALM cuz if I nominate more than 1 person I feel guilty when I don't vote for them. :/ SORRY other two people!!!

    Anyways, I know it's a bit early, BUT I won't be here at the end of the month and proper internet access isn't guaranteed, so I want to ensure that my buddy ALM wins cuz he is HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

    Here's what he said in the Riddle thread:
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    And in other news: Godot is a great JOTM yes


    Chepea, my buddy, I will miss you. Come back soon. Oh and if you had been on the forums any longer you would know that Alex does not win JOTMS. Never. You are chosen - others don't get it like you do. That's why we're buddies. Come back on a Tuesday, because if you come back on a Wednesday, you might be muslim.
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2560 - June 21, 2012, 02:27 AM
    You never win JOTMs?!?! But you're so funny!!! :/

    Never mind, I'll collect all your funny sayings here and then the strength of the evidence shall force people to vote for you! It'll be like a hearty smack in the face! Grin

    What does coming back on Tues/Wed have to do with it? :S I'm going to Saudi, and the internet at our house there sucks. If I feel very unethical, I may steal it from the neighbours. Shocked (That's what happens when your moral base is ripped out from under your feet! Theft and treachery!!!! finmad)
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2561 - June 21, 2012, 02:35 AM
    In light of my promise to ALM (Alex Lam Meem), I am now posting funny things he has said:

    This entire rant against Urdu is hilarious.

    And then for some reason this is really funny (when I said that I thought he was funny):

    Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on June 16, 2012, 04:37 PM
    It's just a sign that you're highly intelligent. (This particular post is not supposed to be funny.)


    And then this is funny too, when he's trying to console me when I'm lamenting (whining) over losing Islam:

    Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on June 19, 2012, 02:40 AM

    Alright, it looks like I will have to break the news to you chepea. I am not trying to hurt you, no I think that knowing what's ahead may be helpful to you.

    So: you actually left Islam. You're not a muslim anymore. You're an apostate and there's no way back. Can I be more clear?

    Nonsense! You will say, you know better who you are. Sure. Or maybe you're in what we call first stage of apostasy - denial. This is how it goes: yeah I don't believe in this one orthodox interpretation of such and such verse, I'm still a muslim; or - yeah I don't believe the Koran is actually God's word, I can still pray and fast and avoid bacon and be a muslim; Or - sure I don't think there's a god, I can still be a muslim, cause Islam is cool and I'm a muslim and maybe one day I will believe again and go to paradise and meet Sparky there... No. It doesn't happen. Once you're out you're out.

    So get ready for the second and the worst stage, because it's coming - grief. Did you hear what I said? GRIEF. It's going to be bad. Then you will get relief with third stage and... Wait a minute - I think I'm making stuff up - is there anyone qualified in here to talk about all this??? Help! Help poor chepea, who is in denial!

    Well, anyway, chepea, you should remember that you are not alone. People are here to support you (strictly advice only - for cash you still have to go to and be nice to your legal guardians).  Everything is going to be OK. Oh and: welcome to the dark side.


    Cheesy Cheesy Hahaha!
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2562 - June 21, 2012, 02:41 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 21, 2012, 02:27 AM
    You never win JOTMs?!?! But you're so funny!!! :/

    Never mind, I'll collect all your funny sayings here and then the strength of the evidence shall force people to vote for you! It'll be like a hearty smack in the face! Grin

    What does coming back on Tues/Wed have to do with it? :S I'm going to Saudi, and the internet at our house there sucks. If I feel very unethical, I may steal it from the neighbours. Shocked (That's what happens when your moral base is ripped out from under your feet! Theft and treachery!!!! finmad)


    I nominate chepea for JOTM for not going on an ex-muslim chat while in Saudi Arabia, something that ipso facto (it means in and of itself) gets people decapitated, pay attention now, because THE INTERNET IS SLOW!
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2563 - June 21, 2012, 02:48 AM
    Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on June 21, 2012, 02:41 AM
    I nominate chepea for JOTM for not going on an ex-muslim chat while in Saudi Arabia, something that ipso facto (it means in and of itself) gets people decapitated, pay attention now, because THE INTERNET IS SLOW!

    Oh yeah. I forgot about apostasy and Saudia. Cheesy

    But who cares, the Saudi gov't doesn't do anything. I know people who used to go on "banned" porn sites (vomit), it's not like the gov't cared. And people who drank, did drugs, etc. They only care if you're open about it. Like, if I like burned down a mosque or something...

    (I don't want to burn down a mosque, just so we're clear.)

    (And I've always wanted to see a beheading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT MY PARENTS WOULDN'T LET ME!! It's not even fair. What the HECK is the point of a HUDD punishment being a DETERRENT if I can't watch them in order to be DETERRED FROM THE CRIME?!?! Ugh!!)
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2564 - June 21, 2012, 02:59 AM
    That's horrible chepea! You want to see a person killed to death?
    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2565 - June 21, 2012, 03:01 AM
    Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on June 21, 2012, 02:59 AM
    That's horrible chepea! You want to see a person killed to death?

    Not to death, I just want to see them killed Cheesy

    j/k j/k. People always die when they're killed.

    And yeah, just ONCE!! Someone bad, obviously. Like a murderer. But it doesn't happen that often (at all) anymore. :/
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2566 - June 21, 2012, 05:01 AM
    ...
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2567 - June 21, 2012, 05:20 AM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2568 - June 21, 2012, 07:18 AM
    Quote from: Alex Lam Meem on June 21, 2012, 02:59 AM
    That's horrible chepea! You want to see a person killed to death?

    Is there any other way to kill them?
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2569 - June 21, 2012, 12:10 PM
    Quote from: Cato on June 21, 2012, 05:01 AM
    Chepea: she's a cutie and her posts makes me laugh.

    Thanks, but I decline. Let one of the children win this time. *sniffs*

    Tongue No but srsly, I don't want to be nominated.
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2570 - June 21, 2012, 12:24 PM
    Ok, whatever you say Cheaps
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2571 - June 21, 2012, 10:01 PM
    musivore ...definitely musivore
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2572 - June 21, 2012, 10:04 PM
    Hey thanks. But it's Alm for me. I love him and it's a bloody injustice that he has never win this.
    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2573 - June 22, 2012, 02:33 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 21, 2012, 03:01 AM
    People always die when they're killed.


    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2574 - June 22, 2012, 02:38 AM
    So many funny people in this forum. I can't decide who to nominate.  Thinking hard
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2575 - June 22, 2012, 03:08 AM
    WTF?! You want to see a beheading chepea?

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2576 - June 22, 2012, 09:21 AM
    Quote from: Godot on June 21, 2012, 01:45 AM
    That's what I thought. Cool
    ^_^
    (Clicky for piccy!)
    001_wub

    >_>

    <_<
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Is that you Godot? Looks like I'm staring back at myself over 17-18 years ago. Except I had lashings of hair back then!
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2577 - June 25, 2012, 04:54 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2578 - June 25, 2012, 06:32 PM
    Search your feelings!
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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #2579 - June 25, 2012, 06:50 PM
    Cheesy
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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