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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3120 - October 04, 2014, 12:36 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on October 04, 2014, 07:08 AM
    I go away for a few seconds and you bastards conspire to take my crown!

     finmad  finmad  finmad

    I'm sorry Jedi, this is just how politics works.
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3121 - October 04, 2014, 01:06 PM
    Quote from: lua on October 04, 2014, 11:53 AM
    Grin Woah. I'm not sure if I've been intentionally or unintentionally funny to three people this month, but I'll take it, man. It's officially more than have ever said I was funny in real life.


    Ok then, tell us a joke (or rather, tell it to os)!
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3122 - October 04, 2014, 01:29 PM
    Give me like three days to research jokes and I might get back to you.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3123 - October 04, 2014, 01:46 PM
    What the hell? How did I manage to get a nomination.  Cheesy
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3124 - October 04, 2014, 01:47 PM
    Grin You don't have to be very active to make us laugh. I still giggle when I think about the comment you left on Qtian's drawing thread.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3125 - October 04, 2014, 01:51 PM
    Ah. It was yeez. Grin

    Well I voted for you anyhow, Lua.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3126 - October 04, 2014, 01:56 PM
    Grin Much obliged.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3127 - October 04, 2014, 02:07 PM
    Quote from: lua on October 04, 2014, 01:29 PM
    Give me like three days to research jokes and I might get back to you.


     Cheesy

    You are the master of situational comedy I think.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3128 - October 04, 2014, 02:17 PM
    Cheesy Okay, now you're just messing with me.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3129 - October 04, 2014, 02:25 PM
    Once again, just honesty.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3130 - October 05, 2014, 06:53 PM
    Woooah, this one too? Great work Smiley
    Hi
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3131 - October 05, 2014, 06:56 PM
    Quote from: lua on October 04, 2014, 01:47 PM
    Grin You don't have to be very active to make us laugh. I still giggle when I think about the comment you left on Qtian's drawing thread.


    Which comment was that?!
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3132 - October 05, 2014, 08:40 PM
    Oh, Lua's won this one too!  Congrats Lua, I'll leave you with the POTM trophy showing, unless you'd prefer the Jester's hat?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3133 - October 05, 2014, 08:44 PM
    Lua Rocks! yay yay
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3134 - October 05, 2014, 08:47 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on October 05, 2014, 08:40 PM
    Oh, Lua's won this one too!  Congrats Lua, I'll leave you with the POTM trophy showing, unless you'd prefer the Jester's hat?

    Randomly alternate the hats all month. dance
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3135 - October 05, 2014, 08:51 PM
    Good idea.   Cheesy  Lua you'll get a surprise every time you log on now, you can thank Os for that.  
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3136 - October 05, 2014, 08:53 PM
    Randomly alternate the funny hat image too, for extra shitz n giggles. grin12
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3137 - October 05, 2014, 09:00 PM
     Cheesy
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3138 - October 05, 2014, 09:03 PM
    There are some good ones online.

    http://funaye.blogspot.com.au/2011/11/funny-pictures-hilarious-hats.html

    http://www.thedistractionnetwork.com/penis-shaped-hat/

     parrot
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3139 - October 05, 2014, 09:06 PM
    No penis pics allowed, the others are cool though.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3140 - October 05, 2014, 09:07 PM
    Yeah well it's not really a picture of a penis. It's more a stylised and comical representation thereof. There are non-penis hats on the same page.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3141 - October 05, 2014, 09:42 PM
    Aw, inception. 001_wub

    Cheesy Thanks guys! And osmanthus for the exciting hat idea. Cheesy

  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3142 - October 05, 2014, 09:45 PM
    Quote from: Qtian on October 05, 2014, 06:56 PM
    Which comment was that?!


    I don't know why, but this cracked me up for ages.

    Quote from: Qtian on April 17, 2014, 12:00 PM
    Why is my body white but my penis black?!?

    Quote from: happymurtad on April 17, 2014, 01:24 PM
    Consider it a compliment.

  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3143 - October 05, 2014, 09:49 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3144 - October 05, 2014, 09:51 PM
    Incidentally, I noticed years ago that my penis apparently has more melanin than the rest of my body. No idea why that would be the case in a Caucasian.

    (not black, just a darker shade than the rest)
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3145 - October 05, 2014, 09:55 PM
    Huh. I would google this but I'm afraid I'd find more than what I was looking for.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3146 - October 05, 2014, 09:57 PM
     whistling2
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3147 - October 05, 2014, 10:15 PM
    Hey just for fun (and lazy mods) you could use this when somebody wins both. parrot
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    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3148 - October 05, 2014, 10:17 PM
    Quote from: lua on October 05, 2014, 09:45 PM
     
    I don't know why, but this cracked me up for ages.

    Why is my body white, but my penis black? Cheesy

    Consider it a compliment.

     Cheesy

    He also cracked me up with his 'Hile' joke


    Hi
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3149 - October 05, 2014, 10:20 PM
    ^^ I have a long habit of fucking up when I quote posts. The above is a particularly peculiar example of this...
    Hi
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