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 Topic: Truth or...err...truth?

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  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #300 - October 18, 2011, 11:01 PM

    Umm have you ever wanted to have sex with someone you shouldn't? Tongue
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #301 - October 18, 2011, 11:48 PM

    All the time.

    Will you have sex with me?

    See what I dud there /trollface

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  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #302 - October 19, 2011, 08:13 AM

    No.

    If Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, did wally wangle a wad of weed what?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #303 - October 19, 2011, 11:45 AM

    lmao!..
     yep.. while waxing walnuts, waltzing wildly round Peter  yes wallah!

    BerberElla i hope you feel better soon !! cup of tea or something..

    ok question .. if you were stuck on an island, whats the one thing you wouldn't be able to live without??
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #304 - October 19, 2011, 06:29 PM

    A continual supply of fresh oxygen.

    If you could successfully introduce a muslim to something ‘haram’, what would it be?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #305 - October 19, 2011, 07:45 PM

    SEX!

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    All the time.

    Will you have sex with me?

    See what I dud there /trollface


    No. Do I even know you?! wacko

    Would you rather be burnt or frozen to death?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #306 - October 19, 2011, 07:48 PM

    Frozen. 

    Would you rather eat a raw cows eyeball, or lick an asshole?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #307 - October 19, 2011, 07:49 PM

    Read the reply on the next episode of "Help, I'm an ex muslim, get me out of Here"

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #308 - October 19, 2011, 07:50 PM

    No I do not know you. It was a joke (and a poor one it seems).

    @thread: Frozen. Easily take that over fire. Really depends on who's ass-whole I am licking. But eating the eyeball is the safer option.

    Do you think you have it in you to kill an animal with your bare hands?

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  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #309 - October 19, 2011, 07:50 PM

    Frozen.  

    Would you rather eat a raw cows eyeball, or lick an asshole?


    Do you mean by lick an actual asshole, or someone who is just an asshole? Cheesy LOL either way I'd lick it.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #310 - October 19, 2011, 07:52 PM

    No I do not know you. It was a joke (and a poor one it seems).


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy I was kidding too! LOOOL. Anyhow ... moving on .. whistling2

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    Do you think you have it in you to kill an animal with your bare hands?


    Oh god no, I am biggest animal phobe in the world! Terror couch
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #311 - October 19, 2011, 07:53 PM

    Answer this :

    Would you suck your cock/pussy, or castrate yourself?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #312 - October 19, 2011, 07:58 PM

    I would suck my cock pussy.

    Would you rather (if we were to take these emoticons literally)  lipsrsealed or  Flaming mad ?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #313 - October 19, 2011, 08:00 PM

    I'd Flaming mad cause I can't shut the fuck up. lipsrsealed

    You?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #314 - October 19, 2011, 08:03 PM

     lipsrsealed because the other one would lead inevitably to stories about how I had been a muslim terrorist, etc. finmad

    Would you rather be crushed to death or explode… to death?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #315 - October 19, 2011, 08:04 PM

    Explode. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    LOL, would you rather have sex with your ex or a complete stranger?! Cheesy
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #316 - October 19, 2011, 08:18 PM

    Complete stranger! dance Sorry, O ex– of mine!

    What’s your favourite physical feature/part of your own body
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #317 - October 19, 2011, 08:23 PM

    My schlong. You wanted honesty  Cheesy. And I don't just mean that because its awesome and sexy, but I like being a dude :p

    Same question for you?

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  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #318 - October 19, 2011, 08:29 PM

    The same! Cheesy My squealstick. I love him so much I force him to exercise against his will until he throws up whistling2

    What kind of food do you absolutely hate?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #319 - October 19, 2011, 08:39 PM

    Pizza.  I hate it because it actually tastes nice but I so rarely ever allow myself to eat it.  Its my biggest war food.  So I hate it for existing.


    What is the biggest turn off for you?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #320 - October 19, 2011, 08:40 PM

    That is a tough question, I am a big eater and tend to find what I like in the taste opposed to what I dislike. I guess I dislike vegetables? Actually I hate all indian/pakistani cuisine that is devoid of meat/chicken.

    Loads of things can turn me off. But without gettin too sexual, lets say a stuck up attitude.

    You?

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  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #321 - October 19, 2011, 08:44 PM

    Food: pig. Not the taste, but the thought of it. It’s my cultural upbringing, I’m afraid. I feel sick around it piggy

    As for turn offs: bad breath, smelly feet, smelly cunt.

    If you had to spend your life either having sex with one person (any of your choice) and that person only, or wanking about every person you wanted, which would you choose?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #322 - October 19, 2011, 08:49 PM

    Sex with one person for life especially with choice is clearly the option I would choose. Gimme Scarlet Johansen or Reon Kadena and I can die a happy man.

    Would you take the opportunity to sex your ideal partner in exchange for sex with a member of the same sex?

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  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #323 - October 19, 2011, 08:59 PM

    As long as I get to pick the member of the same sex then yes, why not?

    If you have had sex, what is the longest you’ve gone without it? And if you’ve not then what’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbation?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #324 - October 19, 2011, 09:02 PM

    Couple of months? I dunno, I guess I can go without either for long periods. Especially when I go back home.

    Hand job from the opposite sex or oral from the same sex?

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  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #325 - October 19, 2011, 09:09 PM

    Hand job. Firstly, I’m hetero so there’s that attraction. Secondly, I’d rather go down on a woman than get a blow job, so the fact it’s a blowie over a hand job (even though it’s a man) is no big inducement.

    Choose: A completely platonic relationship with someone you madly fancy, or a sexual relationship with someone you don’t.
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #326 - October 19, 2011, 09:27 PM

    A cruel dilemma. I think I would choose the first option, and have my sex elsewhere.

    Suppose you could always get away with killing a "public enemy", would you do that?

    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #327 - October 19, 2011, 09:29 PM


    Choose: A completely platonic relationship with someone you madly fancy, or a sexual relationship with someone you don’t.


    First choice.  I have the irrrestible and manipulative desire to make anything asexual, sexual. Oh yesssss yes

    A cruel dilemma. I think I would choose the first option, and have my sex elsewhere.

     

    That is what most men do anyway. Roll Eyes

    Quote
    Suppose you could always get away with killing a "public enemy", would you do that?


    If it's Bush or Blair, then yea why not?

    Would you?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #328 - October 19, 2011, 09:31 PM

    Yes. But I’d do it in an appropriately poetically just way and call myself some cool vigilante name, like… the… I dunno… The … well. Something anyway.

    Do you get on better with the same gender as you? or the opposite sex?
  • Re: Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #329 - October 19, 2011, 09:38 PM

    The opposite sex, same sex are bitches, sorry but it's the truth, wimminz don't like me cause men want me. That's just the way I roll.

    You? (I'm so lazy to think of questions)
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