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  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #810 - July 28, 2013, 07:39 PM
    I do fear a painful death, but I don't fear being dead.

    What is the worst trouble you have ever been in?
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #811 - July 29, 2013, 12:35 PM
    I've once accidentally locked us (the whole family outside) when I was meant to make sure the wind didn't close our door. A stranger had to break our door in....  Cheesy

    What's your favourite movie quote?
    "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #812 - July 30, 2013, 07:50 AM
    A little bit clichéd, but in terms of overall all–time favourite, Charlie Chaplin as depicted here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvjoWOwnn4

    What is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #813 - August 10, 2013, 03:53 AM
    Breaking my teeth when I was 8 while playing with my immature cousins.I still can feel the taste of blood.

    If you only had 1 hour left to live,what would you do ?
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #814 - August 10, 2013, 03:55 AM
    Quote from: awais on November 06, 2008, 10:01 AM

    (I knew a kid in school who said his mom was a virgin... started calling him Jesus...)



    So glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #815 - August 10, 2013, 03:56 AM
    Quote from: livelifeoutloud on August 10, 2013, 03:53 AM
    If you only had 1 hour left to live,what would you do ?


    Tell everyone I cared about how much they meant to me, then drink, smoke, play my fav songs loudly, put on a good porno and wank myself into a coma before slipping away into that good night.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #816 - August 10, 2013, 03:59 AM
    Call my loved ones and tell them how much I love them.

    Do you judge people based on their physical attractiveness?



    QSE, the way this thread works is you have to ask a question after you answer

  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #817 - August 10, 2013, 04:00 AM
    Actually, contact those I love and if possible just spend time with them and try to comfort them.

    What would you go if you found out aliens are sliding into peoples ears, slowly taking over the world and no one but you knew we were being secretly invaded and enslaved? ear in mind police, politicians, religious leaders, family, celebrities, anyone could be an alien controlling the host body and some of them probably are.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #818 - August 10, 2013, 04:02 AM
    Yeah lol you posted before I got a chance. I've never judged anyone of their physical attractiveness, why would I?

    Right, alien controller things I mentioned. Go!
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #819 - August 10, 2013, 04:06 AM
    I'd check myself into a psychiatric hospital because I would be a schizophrenic suffering from delusions and hallucinations. I would also be able to hide from the aliens in the mental hospital.

    What if after you die, there turns out to be indeed, a hereafter, and a Heaven, and a Hell and a Almighty God? What will you say to him: "Sorry, but you're not supposed to exist"?
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #820 - August 10, 2013, 04:11 AM
    I would ask which god it is and pray it's a pagan god. In those religions you don't have to believe in their gods to go to heaven, you have to be a good person. If it's allah I'm fucked, being a saint is meaningless if you aren't a muslim, and even then the right kind of muslim.

    If there is a god or gods (assuming you're knowledgeable about other deities apart from allah) which would you hope exist?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #821 - August 10, 2013, 04:20 AM
    God. The Great Spirit. G-D. Allah. The Almighty. Different names, but the same omnipotent God. I would just hope that He has mercy on me and forgives my shortcomings.

    So if it turns out there indeed is a God(lets keep it generic), would you apologize to Him for doubting His existence? Would you beg and plead for mercy? And if he gave you a chance to go back to Earth and live a 2nd lifetime, would you then dedicate the rest of your life to preaching His word? Or would you spend the 2nd lifetime enjoying a good alcoholic drink(forbidden), porn(also forbidden), and smoke(forbidden too)?
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #822 - August 10, 2013, 04:27 AM
    No, I wouldn't apologise. I can state every reason why I wouldn't feel the need to repent but that's for a different thread. We can get into it on the other one if you like?

    I don't know what you mean by the same omnipotent god because so many descriptions are so different. Would it be an evil god like in the old testament and the quran? A creator force with many aspects like with hinduism that can be worshiped separately as individuals? The god of man who walks the earth as our protector and common man's hero like Thor? Is it one who defies higher power to help humanity like Prometheus? I'd need a definition.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #823 - August 10, 2013, 04:39 AM
    Gotcha. I'm afraid we're taking the thread out of it's original intent, so let's keep it secular. Otherwise, the mods/admin may say we're derailing the thread.

    What are you top 3 favorite movies?

  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #824 - August 10, 2013, 04:43 AM
    Ask me in the other one, we can have a discussion on why I wouldn't ask forgiveness.

    Three fav films, that's a hard one...

    Interview With A Vampire

    The Man From Earth

    The Elephant Man

    (Most likely this answer will change the next time you ask  Wink)

    Will Americans ever agree that their should be stricter gun laws?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #825 - August 10, 2013, 04:44 AM
    I won't. I like my guns.
    fuck you
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #826 - August 10, 2013, 04:45 AM
    Oh yeah, I gotta ask a question in return

    Okay, exactly how bad do you want to fuck me?
    fuck you
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #827 - August 10, 2013, 04:52 AM
    Baby, I'll do things to you only Brits would sing about  Wink

    How is it possible I'm the same species as the Mitt Romneys and Sarah Palins of the world?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #828 - August 15, 2013, 11:30 PM
    Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on August 10, 2013, 04:45 AM
    Okay, exactly how bad do you want to fuck me?


    WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE!?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

     mysmilie_977
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #829 - August 15, 2013, 11:42 PM
    No, you have to answer the last question and post one of your own, and on it goes forever and ever amen.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #830 - August 16, 2013, 10:31 AM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on August 10, 2013, 04:52 AM
    Baby, I'll do things to you only Brits would sing about  Wink

    How is it possible I'm the same species as the Mitt Romneys and Sarah Palins of the world?


    Some people evolve alot slower than others.

    Aliens are Djinns in disguise or are Djinns aliens in disguise or are we all being fooled by fairies?
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #831 - August 16, 2013, 11:06 AM
    Noone evoles slower than anyone else as far as I'm aware. Got something to back this up?

    Aliens are djinns in disguise unless we discover intelligent alien life and then we find out alien species are described in the quran and the ones that thought they we djinns were misinformed and no that does not mean djinns aren't real.

    Why is it I'm so good at poetry but struggling with my rap reply to you from the point of view as Mo to counter your Jesus?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #832 - August 16, 2013, 06:55 PM
    Because rap and poetry are not equivalent. Skill in one doesn’t necessarily translate to skill in the other.

    Why are the innocent punished?
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #833 - August 16, 2013, 07:13 PM
    Because you touch yourself at night.

    EDIT: When will they develop a truly wrinkle-free shirt as comfortable and good looking as 100% cotton?
    fuck you
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #834 - August 16, 2013, 07:25 PM
    Quote from: livelifeoutloud on August 10, 2013, 03:53 AM
    If you only had 1 hour left to live,what would you do ?


    ur mom








    sorry, had to do it, it was begging to be said and my smart-ass instinct went into overdrive
    fuck you
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #835 - June 23, 2014, 10:21 AM
    This may answer that.

    Would you date someone, and remain loyal, if you truly loved them but had a sexless relationship?
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #836 - June 30, 2014, 03:06 PM
    That's a tough one. I like to believe so. I can satisfy myself. I feel like I need to love and be loved in return more than anything else in the world.

    If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be and why?

    The future is full of thrilling possibilities.
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #837 - June 30, 2014, 03:29 PM
    Using a lot of money to publish a bad poem book in my teens that hardly sold.

    What is your weirdest sexual fantasy?
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #838 - July 09, 2014, 01:41 PM
     Wink
    Should have stayed in. Read a book instead.
  • Truth or...err...truth?
     Reply #839 - July 09, 2014, 02:58 PM
    Having sex with a girl with her formal dress shirt still on.

    Have you ever dreamed about this forum or any other internet locale, and if so how did it go?
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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