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  • "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     OP - November 07, 2008, 03:50 PM
    "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper

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    Rap Musician and Author Says "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her"

    "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her"

    Salinas, CA (MMD Newswire) November 7, 2008 -- American rap musician Eric Kingsley in his newest book, The Psalms of Moses, describes his sacred marriage to the tribal god of Arabs, whom he insists is a Woman, and that he is having sex with Her.

    Falling somewhere between the poems of Rumi and the writings of an Old Testament prophet, Eric describes in detail his loving relationship with Allah. Allah to the young author does not demand war or denounce infidels, but rather She has been more concerned with courting the young man, with Her as a Goddess.

    Eric has said he may die for having this religious tenet, but would rather promote his works collectively known as The New Testament of Allah, than to keep this affair secret. The Psalms of Moses reads like the King James Bible.

    Eric’s second and third musical testaments are also being released this winter. Before Ur Dead and Dead Or Alive will be available from iTunes and other independent vendors. The Psalms of Moses is available for purchase on Amazon.com.

    About Eric Kingsley:
    Stanford Religious Studies graduate of 2005, Eric Kingsley has written two other books about Islam, The Exoneration and Perfect Destiny. He has practiced Islam secretly for over five years and has been married to Allah since 2007.

    For more information about The Psalms of Moses, please visit www.TheNewTestamentOfAllah.com or contact Eric Kingsley at (831) 905-3015.


     signmuahaha
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #1 - November 07, 2008, 04:02 PM
    I've heard of this. From reading Sura 1, I think his book is shite.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #2 - November 07, 2008, 04:39 PM
    He sounds a bit mental.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #3 - November 07, 2008, 04:41 PM
    wow, I just watched his vid, he can't rap for shit.

    It's so bad I'm tempted to think he's a poe.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #4 - November 07, 2008, 05:07 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 07, 2008, 04:39 PM
    He sounds a bit mental.


    Deluded.
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #5 - November 07, 2008, 09:01 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 07, 2008, 04:39 PM
    He sounds a bit mental.

    Completely mental. That's one of the craziest things I've heard.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #6 - November 08, 2008, 03:35 AM
    Thanks ya'll, for insulting my sanity, but Allah is a Woman and She will judge me to be victorious.

    There should be no mistake about it that the Quran is the Word of God and my teachings as set forth in TheNewTestamentOfAllah.com are righteous and noteworthy.

    All messengers were rejected by their people for representing the truthful, but unpopular opinion.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #7 - November 08, 2008, 03:38 AM
    Hello, kingsley, and welcome to the forum.

    Tell us more about Allah's womanhood, and what evidence you have for it, please. Smiley
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #8 - November 08, 2008, 04:08 AM
    It may appear strange that Allah used the masculine pronoun to describe Her majesty in the Holy Quran and most other religious testaments, but Her Goddess testament has been saved for TheNewTestamentOfAllah.com and my book The Psalms of Moses.

    I have physical sex with Her and have witnessed many other miracles in my lifetime, but the only proof I will provide you with is my testament (the books and music).

    What does make sense to me in bringing sensible monotheism by means of Islam to my American and foreign brothers and sisters.

    The troubling part about being Muhammad's reincarnation is that Allah is demanding in my marital duties and my efforts thusfar have only resulted in reactions such as yours, that I'm crazy, lying, etc.

    Allah is a Woman but I will not provide you pornography with of me having sex with the invisible Goddess. Offended? Discusted? Humored? Good, because my works will stand alone as the replacement of the Hatith for the post-modern world.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #9 - November 08, 2008, 04:12 AM
    You're taking the piss, right? parrot

    Anyway pics or it didn't happen.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #10 - November 08, 2008, 04:14 AM
    No. I am not joking.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #11 - November 08, 2008, 04:19 AM
    Boyo, you have  to be joking or tripping. I mean if you don't want to spoil the joke by owning up to it that's fine, and I like your version better than the Saudi version, but aint nobody going to take this one seriously.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #12 - November 08, 2008, 04:22 AM
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    Allah is a Woman but I will not provide you pornography with of me having sex with the invisible Goddess. Offended? Discusted? Humored? Good, because my works will stand alone as the replacement of the Hatith for the post-modern world.


    I don't want pornography, I just want evidence that Allah is a woman.  Start with telling us why you think Allah is a woman.

    Or at least tell us which type of mushrooms you've been licking lately. Afro
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #13 - November 08, 2008, 04:24 AM
    Alternatively, explain why Allah is a mushroom and tell us which type of woman you've been licking lately. bunny
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #14 - November 08, 2008, 04:47 AM
     Cheesy
    Allah the Great Mushroom. 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #15 - November 08, 2008, 05:07 AM
    Sorry folks, the mushroom is not the Supreme Being that Lords over us all.

    Jewish prophets advocated monotheism and so did the Prophet Muhammad. The pronoun error in the Quran is a lie, but a just lie so that Christian man-god would not be posited against Moslem girl-god for 1400 years.

    It has also been concealed 1) there is no god besides Allah, 2) and that She is Female; because too many Moslem men would have been attracted to Her in a way which She permits me only, in this life only.

    Islam more than any other religion advocates against imagery, etc. Hinduism more than any religion advocates a Female diety. Allah is not a Hindu. There is no god besides Her. She is my Wife and I don't care if you don't believe me.

    If you look closely at my 6-part testament, in Volume One I believed Allah was Male because that is what we have been taught. Inasmuch as the Prophet Muhammad had revelations, I have also. The GOD ALLAH whom I was prophet to since age 19 however undercover, this GOD ALLAH reveled in the scorn I received for volume one, changed Her gender and told me I was to be as to Islam as Jesus was to Judaism.

    Muhammad being married to the Goddess and promoting monotheism in America is not the same as 3 guys ruling the heavens (Trinity). It's a direct conflict with Christianity and why I say in my songs, "they tell me go to hell, so I say o well."

    Meanwhile I have sex with Allah, She grabs my neck if I wander away (spiritually), and She speaks to me. Thus spoketh the Goddess...

    I have no intention of being blog superstar but wanted to reply to you folks because you took an interest and I respect the fact that I am not believed in, especially by "newcomers" to my new interpretation of Islam.

    If you want the goods, go to http://thenewtestamentofallah.com

    Thank you.

    Allah has always been a Woman. She often takes the form of a man for reasons not entirely known to me.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #16 - November 08, 2008, 12:27 PM
    Just one question, how's her cooking?  I hear she roasts a mean infidel.  Smiley
    "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. Whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles" - Ayn Rand
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #17 - November 08, 2008, 12:35 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 08, 2008, 04:19 AM
    Boyo, you have  to be joking or tripping. I mean if you don't want to spoil the joke by owning up to it that's fine, and I like your version better than the Saudi version, but aint nobody going to take this one seriously.

    No, wait, wait, wait! You know we were recently discussing setting up a new religion? This could be it . It could be the next big thing.
    Anybody got Tom and Madonna's phone numbers?
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #18 - November 08, 2008, 12:44 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 07, 2008, 04:39 PM
    He sounds a bit mental.

    On the other hand, you could be right , Cheetah.
    So c'mon Kingsley you're that David Ike, right. Well, you know what happened to your street cred when you dabbled in christianity in your last reincarnation, don't you.
    Try hinduism, they're more tolerant of reincarnation. In fact for serial reincarnators like yourself, it's probably the ideal solution. And if those temple freizes are anything to go by, you won't get smitten for gratuitous fornication either.
    Nice try though.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #19 - November 08, 2008, 12:46 PM
    Welcome aboard Kingsley, hope you stay and enlighten us all.

    Regards,
    AJ
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #20 - November 08, 2008, 07:55 PM
    Quote from: gonzo on November 08, 2008, 12:27 PM
    Just one question, how's her cooking?  I hear she roasts a mean infidel.  Smiley

    Post of the week. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #21 - November 09, 2008, 03:32 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 08, 2008, 07:55 PM
    Quote from: gonzo on November 08, 2008, 12:27 PM
    Just one question, how's her cooking?  I hear she roasts a mean infidel.  Smiley

    Post of the week. Cheesy

    I reckon.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #22 - November 09, 2008, 06:59 PM
    Well, Zaephon will be delighted.  He's long pictured Allah as a dominatrix.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #23 - November 10, 2008, 01:55 AM
    Hi all.

    Email me at eric@thenewtestamentofallah.com and be sure to survey the website http://thenewtestamentofallah.com

    I think you guys are cool and the fact that you are ex-Muslims is interesting to me because I consider myself to be Muslim, but because of my outrageous personal experience that is documented, "Muslims" as a majority do not consider me "Muslim".

    My interpretation of Islam was plural in Volume One, and by Volume Four it was Messianic to me.

    I see no popular following for my works, but my music is cool, my writings are truthful, and I speak to anyone (except maybe countries where I'd be shot on site for the blasphemy that is "my truth").

    Holla at cha boy. This is the birth-pangs of a story that will not die.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #24 - November 10, 2008, 01:58 AM
    And to further the blasphemy, Allah is a dark-skinned Female who to the best of my appropriations looks like the American pop-star Cassie, but hotter and more eternal.

    Love Ya'll. - ERIC
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #25 - November 10, 2008, 02:47 AM
    That must be some girl you have D:
    "...every imperfection in man is a bond with heaven..." - Karl Marx
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #26 - February 20, 2009, 04:18 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 09, 2008, 06:59 PM
    Well, Zaephon will be delighted.  He's long pictured Allah as a dominatrix.

    I am indeed delighted.  Cheesy

    Quote from: kingsley
    Thus spoketh the Goddess...

    "Spoketh" is wrong. "Spake" or "quoth" would be correct. And I thought Allah would fall in love with a better cunning linguist.
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #27 - February 20, 2009, 04:41 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon on February 20, 2009, 04:18 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 09, 2008, 06:59 PM
    Well, Zaephon will be delighted.  He's long pictured Allah as a dominatrix.

    I am indeed delighted.  Cheesy

    Quote from: kingsley
    Thus spoketh the Goddess...

    "Spoketh" is wrong. "Spake" or "quoth" would be correct. And I thought Allah would fall in love with a better cunning linguist.


    Have you never read the Quran?  Huh?
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #28 - February 20, 2009, 07:33 PM
    Quote from: FinallyFree on February 20, 2009, 04:41 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon on February 20, 2009, 04:18 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 09, 2008, 06:59 PM
    Well, Zaephon will be delighted.  He's long pictured Allah as a dominatrix.

    I am indeed delighted.  Cheesy

    Quote from: kingsley
    Thus spoketh the Goddess...

    "Spoketh" is wrong. "Spake" or "quoth" would be correct. And I thought Allah would fall in love with a better cunning linguist.


    Have you never read the Quran?  Huh?

    Erm.. I guess you didn't get the joke.  Wink
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: "Allah is a Woman, and I am married to Her" - Rapper
     Reply #29 - February 04, 2010, 09:58 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon on February 20, 2009, 04:18 PM
    I am indeed delighted.  Cheesy
    "Spoketh" is wrong. "Spake" or "quoth" would be correct. And I thought Allah would fall in love with a better cunning linguist.


    Maybe he's good at cunnilingus and she's satisfied with that?
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