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 Topic: Do you have a demon?

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  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #30 - November 11, 2008, 03:02 PM
    ...I must have "The Complete Guide To Curse Breaking".     Cheesy


    Cuz I am just all cursed up and stuffs...      whistling2

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #31 - November 11, 2008, 03:03 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 10, 2008, 09:46 PM
    Quote
    Guess, that´s why you´re not going to church or confession any more!


    No, no.  Its weird but whenever I get too close to a church I start spewing pea soup.  No idea why. idiot2

    I don't give many but -  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #32 - November 11, 2008, 03:11 PM
    Remember I told some of you about my 2 visits from the Incubus and the explanation I gave. I don't even need to do the effing test.
    Has anyone else had an Incubus or been lucky enough to get a visit from the Succubus, apart from the guy who sleeps with the female Allah?
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #33 - November 11, 2008, 03:59 PM
    Your test score is 8
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #34 - November 11, 2008, 04:10 PM
    I wish I had an encounter with a succubus. Esp. when I heard stories of Jinniah falling in love with men. And how they could transform to look like any woman. *drool*

    I've had sleep paralysis a couple years ago. Thought I saw an ominous Jinn hovering over me, staring into my eyes with his dark blue glowing eyes in his black face. After I could move again and wasn't so afraid, I got up, said some prayers, and looked around the house to see if everything else was ok. I didn't see anyone. But my sister says I came into livingroom and looked right at her. She said I was reciting some weird poetry in my sleep before that. Weird.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #35 - November 11, 2008, 04:11 PM
    Quote from: awais.x on November 11, 2008, 04:10 PM
    I wish I had an encounter with a succubus. Esp. when I heard stories of Jinniah falling in love with men. And how they could transform to look like any woman. *drool*

    I've had sleep paralysis a couple years ago. Thought I saw an ominous Jinn hovering over me, staring into my eyes with his dark blue glowing eyes in his black face. After I could move again and wasn't so afraid, I got up, said some prayers, and looked around the house to see if everything else was ok. I didn't see anyone. But my sister says I came into livingroom and looked right at her. She said I was reciting some weird poetry in my sleep before that. Weird.


    That sounds wierd.

    Take the test
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #36 - November 11, 2008, 04:20 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on November 11, 2008, 04:11 PM
    Take the test


    Your test score is 4
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #37 - November 11, 2008, 04:22 PM
    Quote from: awais.x on November 11, 2008, 04:20 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on November 11, 2008, 04:11 PM
    Take the test


    Your test score is 4
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.



    That blue eyed, black faced jinn didn't stand a chance!
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #38 - November 11, 2008, 04:23 PM
    Quote from: awais.x on November 11, 2008, 04:20 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on November 11, 2008, 04:11 PM
    Take the test


    Your test score is 4
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.


    That's really really wierd. Werent expecting that. Your mark was better than mine and I have no Demon problemos
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #39 - November 11, 2008, 04:33 PM
     whistling2












     Insert evil laugh



     Roll Eyes
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #40 - November 11, 2008, 04:35 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on November 11, 2008, 04:33 PM
    whistling2












     Insert evil laugh



     Roll Eyes


    I cant help nothing that I was expecting your test result here instead of meaningless smilies.  Cheesy
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #41 - November 11, 2008, 04:36 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on November 11, 2008, 04:22 PM
    That blue eyed, black faced...


    What's funny is, that's the description of Munkar and Nakeer- the interrogating angels of the grave.  wacko
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #42 - November 11, 2008, 04:40 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on November 11, 2008, 04:35 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on November 11, 2008, 04:33 PM
    whistling2












     Insert evil laugh



     Roll Eyes


    I cant help nothing that I was expecting your test result here instead of meaningless smilies.  Cheesy


    The point is, they aren't meaningless.


    They express how I feel about such hogwash...



    And since I answered every question in the affirmative...I received a 49.


    I am Satan's spawn... RWAWRRR!!!

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #43 - November 11, 2008, 04:44 PM
    So you are more demonic than me?  finmad
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #44 - November 11, 2008, 04:46 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 11, 2008, 04:44 PM
    So you are more demonic than me?  finmad



    Only because it's all a huge joke anyway...

    Enjoy... grin12 Cheesy
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #45 - November 11, 2008, 04:46 PM
    yes, but he LIED about it... as Satan would!  dance
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #46 - November 11, 2008, 04:50 PM
    Quote from: diotima on November 11, 2008, 04:46 PM
    yes, but he LIED about it... as Satan would!  dance



    Hmmph...


    Humbug!

    I only lied on the test. Which is a total waste of time anyway...  grin12

    Not about the score.
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #47 - November 11, 2008, 04:51 PM
    But you lied to GET that score - duh!  whistling2
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #48 - November 11, 2008, 04:52 PM
    Quote from: diotima on November 11, 2008, 04:51 PM
    But you lied to GET that score - duh!  whistling2


    Oh well...It wasn't important anyway...  Wink


    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #49 - November 11, 2008, 05:23 PM
    Your test score is 16
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

    I don't know why I always get normal results.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #50 - November 11, 2008, 05:51 PM
    Quote from: learn2bcalm on November 11, 2008, 05:23 PM
    Your test score is 16
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

    I don't know why I always get normal results.


    Same.

    Then I took the MBTI  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #51 - November 11, 2008, 06:24 PM
    What is MBTI?

    Quote from: MSinghK on November 11, 2008, 05:51 PM
    Quote from: learn2bcalm on November 11, 2008, 05:23 PM
    Your test score is 16
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

    I don't know why I always get normal results.


    Same.

    Then I took the MBTI  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #52 - November 11, 2008, 06:28 PM
    Myers-Briggs Type Indicator
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #53 - November 11, 2008, 06:37 PM
    OK:

    Your Type is
    INFP
    Introverted   Intuitive   Feeling   Perceiving
    Strength of the preferences %
    44   62   62   22

    What does this mean?

    Quote from: Biaxident on November 11, 2008, 06:28 PM
    Myers-Briggs Type Indicator

  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #54 - November 11, 2008, 06:38 PM
     Cheesy

    So much for our rarity.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #55 - November 11, 2008, 06:40 PM
    goddess beberElla  Cheesy
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 11, 2008, 06:38 PM
    Cheesy

    So much for our rarity.  Tongue

  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #56 - November 11, 2008, 06:41 PM
    I'm the same type, So is Bi, so is Dio, and even Jack Torrance (although I argue against that one  whistling2)

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #57 - November 11, 2008, 06:52 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 11, 2008, 06:41 PM
    I'm the same type, So is Bi, so is Dio, and even Jack Torrance (although I argue against that one  whistling2)




    Jack is a new type, EISNFJP ... whistling2
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #58 - November 11, 2008, 06:53 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on November 11, 2008, 06:52 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 11, 2008, 06:41 PM
    I'm the same type, So is Bi, so is Dio, and even Jack Torrance (although I argue against that one  whistling2)




    Jack is a new type, EISNFJP ... whistling2


    No T  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do you have a demon?
     Reply #59 - November 11, 2008, 11:29 PM
    Your test score is 9
    You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

    Ha, I am not at low risk of demonic oppression/possession because i *am* the demon.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
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