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  • Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     OP - November 28, 2008, 06:18 AM
    Not only is homosexuality natural: so is homosexual parenting?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3530723/Gay-penguins-steal-eggs-from-straight-couples.html
    "...every imperfection in man is a bond with heaven..." - Karl Marx
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #1 - November 28, 2008, 10:54 AM
    FANTASTIC!  More proof that homosexuality is not a social 'deviation'.  So the mullahs can stick THAT in their pipes and smoke it!  Oh yean, smoking is supposed to be haram...  Oh, well.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #2 - November 28, 2008, 10:58 AM
    I found it CUTE.
    I am all in support for adoption by homosexual parents.
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #3 - November 28, 2008, 02:48 PM
    Quote from: Nour on November 28, 2008, 10:54 AM
    FANTASTIC!  More proof that homosexuality is not a social 'deviation'.  So the mullahs can stick THAT in their pipes and smoke it!  Oh yean, smoking is supposed to be haram...  Oh, well.


    Jeezoids aren't much better.
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #4 - November 28, 2008, 03:21 PM
    Quote from: SmartAssmodeus
    Jeezoids aren't much better.


    I know.  I used to get accosted by them all the time back in US.  Bloody barmy lot, they are!
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #5 - November 28, 2008, 05:49 PM
    I heard about that a while ago. Not this case but about a young penguin who was being raised by two dads. lol
    I guess the devil won't even leave penguins alone.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #6 - November 28, 2008, 06:21 PM
    I am going to make an unsubstantiated observation that this is possibly a survival mechanism in case a Father gets killed (The old joke about a penguin attending lunch with a sea-lion and a whale...), there will be some backup fathers to take care of the egg.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #7 - November 28, 2008, 08:05 PM
    Quote
    ...penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group.


    So no it's not natural!
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  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #8 - November 28, 2008, 08:18 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on November 28, 2008, 08:05 PM
    Quote
    ...penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group.


    So no it's not natural!

    Of course it's natural. It wouldn't exist if it wasn't. Anyone with 2 brain cells can see that. It's an evolved behaviour that confers an advantage to any species in which it occurs - in this case, the survival of extra penguin chicks that would otherwise have perished.
    In humans over 5 % of the population are gay and we are the most populace 'higher mammals' on the globe.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #9 - November 29, 2008, 04:25 AM
    That is adorable!  dance
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #10 - November 29, 2008, 04:26 AM
    Quote from: King Tut on November 28, 2008, 08:05 PM
    Quote
    ...penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group.


    So no it's not natural!


    I think the couple were ostracised for egg-stealing (kidnapping) rather than being gay.

    Do gay birds and other critters bother you??
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #11 - November 29, 2008, 06:57 AM
    Quote from: Nour on November 28, 2008, 10:54 AM
    FANTASTIC!  More proof that homosexuality is not a social 'deviation'.  So the mullahs can stick THAT in their pipes and smoke it!  Oh yean, smoking is supposed to be haram...  Oh, well.


    I think Mao said homosexuality is a 'borgeois deviation'. So I guess penguins have capitalist society now.  Cheesy
    "...every imperfection in man is a bond with heaven..." - Karl Marx
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #12 - November 29, 2008, 11:47 AM
    Quote from: heartbomb on November 29, 2008, 04:25 AM
    That is adorable!  dance

    I think I'm going to adopt you.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #13 - November 29, 2008, 01:34 PM
    Quote from: sojournerlumus on November 29, 2008, 11:47 AM
    Quote from: heartbomb on November 29, 2008, 04:25 AM
    That is adorable!  dance

    I think I'm going to adopt you.


    That would be awesome.  grin12
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #14 - November 29, 2008, 03:23 PM
    Great. It's a deal, then.
    Now, if you'll just sit on this dog egg for me while I take Pepe for her walk, we'd  both appreciate it.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #15 - November 29, 2008, 11:08 PM
    Quote from: sojournerlumus on November 29, 2008, 03:23 PM
    Great. It's a deal, then.
    Now, if you'll just sit on this dog egg for me while I take Pepe for her walk, we'd  both appreciate it.


     Cheesy I was gonna add 'As long as you don't make me a maid/servant'
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #16 - December 05, 2008, 08:18 PM
    No, No. Baby sitter.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #17 - January 03, 2009, 02:04 PM
    oh that is so sweet Smiley

    every homosexual couple has the right to adopt a child, i think.

    that is also what i m gonna do  in 15 or 20 years later Smiley
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #18 - January 03, 2009, 02:06 PM
    Quote from: Eddy on January 03, 2009, 02:04 PM
    oh that is so sweet Smiley

    every homosexual couple has the right to adopt a child, i think.

    that is also what i m gonna do  in 15 or 20 years later Smiley


    Totally and good luck, I hope that by then it will be easier for homosexuals to adopt a kid.   Smiley
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #19 - January 13, 2009, 03:56 PM
    I'd like to know what is the criteria for defining a penguin to be gay. Are these penguins actually doing stuff to each other?

    It seems more natural than this.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm

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  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #20 - January 13, 2009, 05:07 PM
    Good point. And I'd like to know who is sexing the penguins. I've sexed ducks in the past (during bird ringing ops you understand-honest) and that's difficult enough. I should think a large penguin might just end up sexing you if you tried it.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #21 - January 13, 2009, 05:13 PM
    Quote from: Submissive Bob on January 13, 2009, 03:56 PM
    I'd like to know what is the criteria for defining a penguin to be gay. Are these penguins actually doing stuff to each other?

    They have anal sex. It's quite common and I doubt it's referring to sexual harassment. Animals engage in quite a few sexual acts that humans do (such as anal, oral, threesomes, etc).
    ~My story~
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  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #22 - January 14, 2009, 11:41 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 13, 2009, 05:13 PM
    Quote from: Submissive Bob on January 13, 2009, 03:56 PM
    I'd like to know what is the criteria for defining a penguin to be gay. Are these penguins actually doing stuff to each other?

    They have anal sex. It's quite common and I doubt it's referring to sexual harassment. Animals engage in quite a few sexual acts that humans do (such as anal, oral, threesomes, etc).


     Cheesy
    I already knew that but I never really thought about it until now.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #23 - January 15, 2009, 12:02 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on January 14, 2009, 11:41 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 13, 2009, 05:13 PM
    Quote from: Submissive Bob on January 13, 2009, 03:56 PM
    I'd like to know what is the criteria for defining a penguin to be gay. Are these penguins actually doing stuff to each other?

    They have anal sex. It's quite common and I doubt it's referring to sexual harassment. Animals engage in quite a few sexual acts that humans do (such as anal, oral, threesomes, etc).


     Cheesy
    I already knew that but I never really thought about it until now.

    There was a great article in NewScientist a while a go about this, they opened a museum about animal sex acts Cheesy I sooo want to visit it! Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples in China
     Reply #24 - January 15, 2009, 10:33 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 13, 2009, 05:13 PM
    Quote from: Submissive Bob on January 13, 2009, 03:56 PM
    I'd like to know what is the criteria for defining a penguin to be gay. Are these penguins actually doing stuff to each other?

    They have anal sex. It's quite common and I doubt it's referring to sexual harassment. Animals engage in quite a few sexual acts that humans do (such as anal, oral, threesomes, etc).

    It's a no brainer really - they only have a cloaca. Only one  opening for all functions. In male birds the penis is tucked away just inside and is flipped outside for ejaculation. To sex ducks you just upend the bird and apply a little pressure either side of the cloaca and if it's a little boy he comes out to say 'hello'.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
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