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 Topic: Islamic Quiz

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  • Islamic Quiz
     OP - December 12, 2008, 05:49 PM

    Just to brush up on Islam.

    Q. Why did Mohamed change the direction of prayer?
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #1 - December 12, 2008, 05:59 PM

    Just to brush up on Islam.

    Q. Why did Mohamed change the direction of prayer?


    A. because god farted from the direction he used to face, and much as mohammed loved god he couldn't stand the stench.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #2 - December 12, 2008, 06:00 PM

    Just to brush up on Islam.

    Q. Why did Mohamed change the direction of prayer?


    A. because god farted from the direction he used to face, and much as mohammed loved god he couldn't stand the stench.


    Did god then perform the wudu ?

     Cheesy Cheesy

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #3 - December 12, 2008, 06:09 PM

    Just to brush up on Islam.

    Q. Why did Mohamed change the direction of prayer?


    It was a sales pitch.
    Unfortunately no one bought it.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #4 - December 12, 2008, 07:26 PM

    Just to brush up on Islam.

    Q. Why did Mohamed change the direction of prayer?


    It was a sales pitch.
    Unfortunately no one bought it.


    Yes, this is true.

    You will have to ask the next question...
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #5 - December 12, 2008, 07:38 PM

    Just to brush up on Islam.

    Q. Why did Mohamed change the direction of prayer?


    It was a sales pitch.
    Unfortunately no one bought it.

    Unfortunately?

    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #6 - December 15, 2008, 04:01 AM

    Why did Muhammad not order himself to be stoned after he got caught committing zina?

    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #7 - December 15, 2008, 05:35 AM

    self preservation. :p

    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #8 - December 15, 2008, 06:24 AM

    how many days ride must one ride to pass through the shade of the tree of touba? what is being rid, horse, camel? are they running at a constant rate? no breaks or rests? putting this all in, what is the distance?

    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #9 - December 15, 2008, 06:26 AM

    same question for the distance between the shoulders of the kaafir in jahannam.

    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #10 - December 16, 2008, 11:33 PM

    if 4 sum miscalculation on my part an am arguing wid god so he not 2 send me 2 hell i dont know ya all. Igght.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #11 - December 17, 2008, 03:00 AM

    if 4 sum miscalculation on my part an am arguing wid god so he not 2 send me 2 hell i dont know ya all. Igght.

    What?

    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #12 - December 17, 2008, 04:44 AM

    dont send me 2 hell
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #13 - December 17, 2008, 06:36 AM

    dont send me 2 hell

    You've been a very bad boy Tut.

    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #14 - December 17, 2008, 09:59 PM

    dont send me 2 hell

    You've been a very bad boy Tut.

    Yes. No Kissmas pezzies for Tut!

    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #15 - December 18, 2008, 10:55 AM

    I do celebrate any "special" occasions, its pagan. Dudes I don't have a family dinner (in fact refuse to) as I believe its pagan concept.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #16 - December 18, 2008, 11:22 AM

    Are you muslim tut? No? Then what does it matter if it's pagan?

    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #17 - December 18, 2008, 12:08 PM

    Tut is apparently Muslim around half the time. Which half is anyone's guess.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #18 - December 18, 2008, 01:01 PM

    Are you muslim tut? No? Then what does it matter if it's pagan?


    It does matter, its illogical. You know shaking hands spreads germs and those kind of mass gatherings are even worse.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #19 - December 18, 2008, 01:04 PM

    Bullshit. I've never contracted diseases from any of the stuff you are pretending to worry about. Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #20 - December 18, 2008, 01:04 PM

    Hello Jihadi aka King Tut aka who can even remember.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #21 - December 18, 2008, 01:07 PM

    I can remember. Got a nice little list of all his nicks. Afro

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #22 - December 18, 2008, 01:09 PM

    I can remember. Got a nice little list of all his nicks. Afro


    Yeah but I can't remember all his post jihadi ones from FFI, Jihadi, Swordofallah, and a few more.  Damn me for having such a dodgy memory.  finmad

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #23 - December 18, 2008, 01:12 PM

    Oh I wasn't paying attention back then. I only have the ones he's used here. parrot

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #24 - December 18, 2008, 01:13 PM

    Oh I wasn't paying attention back then. I only have the ones he's used here. parrot


    It would be a very long sig if I could remember them all.

    *has an idea* evil

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #25 - December 18, 2008, 02:11 PM

    I do celebrate any "special" occasions, its pagan. Dudes I don't have a family dinner (in fact refuse to) as I believe its pagan concept.

    What's wrong with Pagan celebrations? You did eat meat on the day of (Adha - Sacrifice), didn't you? You did celebrate Eid as well. Or are some pagan celebrations kosher for you and some are not?

    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #26 - December 18, 2008, 03:34 PM

    I can remember. Got a nice little list of all his nicks. Afro


    Yeah but I can't remember all his post jihadi ones from FFI, Jihadi, Swordofallah, and a few more.  Damn me for having such a dodgy memory.  finmad


    I swear Jihadi is not me. Why don't you IP ban him. It will not effect me... Its not me honestly.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #27 - December 18, 2008, 03:37 PM

    I can remember. Got a nice little list of all his nicks. Afro


    Yeah but I can't remember all his post jihadi ones from FFI, Jihadi, Swordofallah, and a few more.  Damn me for having such a dodgy memory.  finmad


    I swear Jihadi is not me. Why don't you IP ban him. It will not effect me... Its not me honestly.


    If its not you, how do you know an IP ban won't effect you?  For all you know, he could be your next door neighbour.  If its not you, that is....

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #28 - December 18, 2008, 04:14 PM

    I can remember. Got a nice little list of all his nicks. Afro


    Yeah but I can't remember all his post jihadi ones from FFI, Jihadi, Swordofallah, and a few more.  Damn me for having such a dodgy memory.  finmad


    I swear Jihadi is not me. Why don't you IP ban him. It will not effect me... Its not me honestly.


    If its not you, how do you know an IP ban won't effect you?  For all you know, he could be your next door neighbour.  If its not you, that is....


    Well its unlikely his going to be my neighbour now isn't it? Moreover, as on a dedicated line, my IP is not rooted through the local exchange but the regional exchange, which ever one at the time is fastest.
  • Re: Islamic Quiz
     Reply #29 - December 18, 2008, 04:15 PM

    Yeah, relax.  I think I believe you anyway. 

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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