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  • Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     OP - December 13, 2008, 03:51 PM
    Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
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    A Viagra pill taken by an 82-year-old Italian man last week worked so well that the results scared his wife into calling the police.

    Giovanni di Stefano of Palermo got so excited after taking the pill that his wife thought he was going to have a heart attack and called for help, according to Ananova.

    Di Stefano soon lost interest in his love life when rescuers arrived. His 69-year-old wife said she called police because she thought that much love could have lethal consequences.

    Uh, I’ve got my eye on you!

    (Clicky for piccy!)



     Cheesy Cheesy
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #1 - December 13, 2008, 03:57 PM
     Cheesy That would have scared me too.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #2 - December 13, 2008, 04:14 PM
    Or maybe the woman trying anything and everything just to avoid having sex  Roll Eyes
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #3 - December 13, 2008, 04:15 PM
    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on December 13, 2008, 04:14 PM
    Or maybe the woman trying anything and everything just to avoid having sex  Roll Eyes


    I feel the womans pain lol that's why I said I would be scared to, imagine, he was 82 Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #4 - December 13, 2008, 04:17 PM
    She shoulda let him Tongue. I'd be really pissed/dismayed if my wife did that. I'm 82, you're 69, and I still wanna love you, but you don't?
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #5 - December 13, 2008, 04:18 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on December 13, 2008, 04:15 PM
    Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on December 13, 2008, 04:14 PM
    Or maybe the woman trying anything and everything just to avoid having sex  Roll Eyes


    I feel the womans pain lol that's why I said I would be scared to, imagine, he was 82 Cheesy


    yes, but she is 69... you must give him marks for trying to do his husbandly duties... at great risk to self! Afro
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #6 - December 13, 2008, 04:19 PM
    Quote from: awais on December 13, 2008, 04:17 PM
    She shoulda let him Tongue. I'd be really pissed/dismayed if my wife did that. I'm 82, you're 69, and I still wanna love you, but you don't?


    the article doesn?t say she didn?t "let him"... it just got too much. (hehehe... I?ve yet to meet that kinda man!  Cheesy )
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #7 - December 13, 2008, 04:21 PM
    Quote from: awais on December 13, 2008, 04:17 PM
    She shoulda let him Tongue. I'd be really pissed/dismayed if my wife did that. I'm 82, you're 69, and I still wanna love you, but you don't?


     Cheesy True, it is funny though.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #8 - December 13, 2008, 04:21 PM
    It seems you can use it to terrorise.
    I would like try out this new medicine.  Smiley
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #9 - December 13, 2008, 04:24 PM
    Add insult to injury and not only not get any, but be made into an international joke. Poor guy.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #10 - December 13, 2008, 04:55 PM
    Quote from: awais on December 13, 2008, 04:24 PM
    Add insult to injury and not only not get any, but be made into an international joke. Poor guy.


    I'm not sure about the international joke, awais.
    If that was me I'd feel good about it.

    I felt really good when my neighbours complained and said "We are sick of the earthquake, every night. Can you keep it quiet?"

    I would have liked that on the international news.  Wink
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #11 - December 13, 2008, 04:57 PM
    the male psyche is a never exhausted source of amusement!  Cheesy
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #12 - December 13, 2008, 04:58 PM
    Yea, but the difference is, he didn't get to make earthquake, he got rejected. And they think it's funny cuz he's old. Tongue
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #13 - December 13, 2008, 06:49 PM
    Mmmm, anyone know where I can get some? A friend of mine, etc, etc---.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #14 - December 13, 2008, 08:26 PM
    Quote from: sojournerlumus on December 13, 2008, 06:49 PM
    Mmmm, anyone know where I can get some? A friend of mine, etc, etc---.


    I have family members who are doctors.

    How many tablets do you want?
    20mg or 10mg?

     Wink
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #15 - December 15, 2008, 06:43 PM







    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #16 - December 15, 2008, 06:52 PM
    Lmao
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #17 - December 15, 2008, 07:04 PM
    Quote from: kamran on December 13, 2008, 08:26 PM
    Quote from: sojournerlumus on December 13, 2008, 06:49 PM
    Mmmm, anyone know where I can get some? A friend of mine, etc, etc---.


    I have family members who are doctors.

    How many tablets do you want?
    20mg or 10mg?

     Wink

    10 mg will do , I don't want to wake up with a stiff neck tomorrow morning.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #18 - December 15, 2008, 07:06 PM
    That's not the part of your anatomy which gets stiff by viagra  Cheesy
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #19 - December 16, 2008, 10:46 AM
    Quote from: sojournerlumus on December 15, 2008, 07:04 PM
    Quote from: kamran on December 13, 2008, 08:26 PM
    Quote from: sojournerlumus on December 13, 2008, 06:49 PM
    Mmmm, anyone know where I can get some? A friend of mine, etc, etc---.


    I have family members who are doctors.

    How many tablets do you want?
    20mg or 10mg?

     Wink

    10 mg will do , I don't want to wake up with a stiff neck tomorrow morning.


    I've been told that you have to have a medical examination first, to see if you are fit enough.
    You have to be able to do 200 situps and be able to run faster than your wife.  Smiley
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #20 - December 16, 2008, 10:48 AM
    Quote from: kamran on December 16, 2008, 10:46 AM

    I've been told that you have to have a medical examination first, to see if you are fit enough.
    You have to be able to do 200 situps and be able to run faster than your wife.  Smiley



    Got to ask yourself how did the 82yr old man obtain some?  wacko
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #21 - December 16, 2008, 10:56 AM
    Money. Wink
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #22 - December 16, 2008, 11:04 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 16, 2008, 10:56 AM
    Money. Wink


    I've tried to see if you could buy it on-line.
    Aparently not.

    Prescription only.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #23 - December 16, 2008, 11:08 AM
    Quote from: kamran on December 16, 2008, 11:04 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 16, 2008, 10:56 AM
    Money. Wink


    I've tried to see if you could buy it on-line.
    Aparently not.

    Prescription only.


    That's what the black market is for.  Wink
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #24 - December 16, 2008, 11:16 AM
    Exactly. You can buy anything online.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #25 - December 16, 2008, 11:17 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 16, 2008, 11:16 AM
    Exactly. You can buy anything online.


    doesn?t mean it?s a good idea, to do so...
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #26 - December 16, 2008, 11:23 AM
    Never said it was. Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Wife calls police after husband scares her with Viagra results
     Reply #27 - December 16, 2008, 11:45 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on December 16, 2008, 11:08 AM
    Quote from: kamran on December 16, 2008, 11:04 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 16, 2008, 10:56 AM
    Money. Wink


    I've tried to see if you could buy it on-line.
    Aparently not.

    Prescription only.


    That's what the black market is for.  Wink


    Ok, ok, I understand.
    I've sent you a cheque for ?3.50 for one 20mg tablet.
     Smiley
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