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OP - December 20, 2008, 11:33 AM

I'm looking for a new job, you know I said sometime back I considered working in the army as an officer, but I changed my mind on that... Now I am thinking something which could work is, and I am in the right area is working for MI5, I am the right age and the right ethnicity to infiltrate Islamic sleeper cells, and be an informant for MI5. I am thinking of writing them an email, and telling them I could be useful.

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Reply #1 - December 20, 2008, 11:39 AM

Quote from: King Tut on December 20, 2008, 11:33 AM
I'm looking for a new job, you know I said sometime back I considered working in the army as an officer, but I changed my mind on that... Now I am thinking something which could work is, and I am in the right area is working for MI5, I am the right age and the right ethnicity to infiltrate Islamic sleeper cells, and be an informant for MI5. I am thinking of writing them an email, and telling them I could be useful.

gee, you must be delusional, if you think any such agency would hire someone as unstable as you! Get your life and brain in order, Tut.
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Reply #2 - December 20, 2008, 11:43 AM

I considered that, but I'd have to be really patriotic, because I can't stand those pricks (jihadis), and I don't want to spend my time pretending to be chill with them and risk my neck. 'Sleeper Cell' hero fantasy is going to stay a fantasy.

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Reply #3 - December 20, 2008, 12:21 PM

Quote from: King Tut on December 20, 2008, 11:33 AM
I'm looking for a new job, you know I said sometime back I considered working in the army as an officer, but I changed my mind on that... Now I am thinking something which could work is, and I am in the right area is working for MI5, I am the right age and the right ethnicity to infiltrate Islamic sleeper cells, and be an informant for MI5. I am thinking of writing them an email, and telling them I could be useful.

Translation: I want some more attention and I can't think of any other bullshit to post at the moment.

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Reply #4 - December 20, 2008, 05:00 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on December 20, 2008, 12:21 PM
Quote from: King Tut on December 20, 2008, 11:33 AM
I'm looking for a new job, you know I said sometime back I considered working in the army as an officer, but I changed my mind on that... Now I am thinking something which could work is, and I am in the right area is working for MI5, I am the right age and the right ethnicity to infiltrate Islamic sleeper cells, and be an informant for MI5. I am thinking of writing them an email, and telling them I could be useful.

Translation: I want some more attention and I can't think of any other bullshit to post at the moment.

Yeah thats why i POSTED a response 10 hours later, wow your very logical. And plus If I needed attention I have a life outside of the internet. My cock gets more attention then you've had hot meals my boy.

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Reply #5 - December 20, 2008, 05:01 PM

Don't be silly. Anyway, you wouldn't be very good at it, (the MI5 thing, I mean).

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Reply #6 - December 20, 2008, 05:07 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on December 20, 2008, 05:01 PM
Don't be silly. Anyway, you wouldn't be very good at it, (the MI5 thing, I mean).

Why not? they need ethnics, for this sort of job. For a start, sleeper cells need guys my age to "radicalise" it would exactly what they were looking for... End of the day as long as the pay is good, and good career prospects and its also an ethical job stopping terrorism. It makes sense... (MI5 agents if your reading this, pm me.) call me naive but am up for such a job... I'd bust bear Muslims.

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Reply #7 - December 20, 2008, 05:10 PM

Tut, every multi nick you've tried here has been spotted within the first ten posts. If you can't infiltrate the CEMB forum without getting busted, how do you think you would cope in a sleeper cell? You'd end up getting your head chopped off.

Get a nice safe job behind a desk somewhere instead.

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Reply #8 - December 20, 2008, 05:12 PM

Quote from: King Tut on December 20, 2008, 05:07 PM
Quote from: Cheetah on December 20, 2008, 05:01 PM
Don't be silly. Anyway, you wouldn't be very good at it, (the MI5 thing, I mean).

Why not? they need ethnics, for this sort of job. For a start, sleeper cells need guys my age to "radicalise" it would exactly what they were looking for... End of the day as long as the pay is good, and good career prospects and its also an ethical job stopping terrorism. It makes sense... (MI5 agents if your reading this, pm me.) call me naive but am up for such a job... I'd bust bear Muslims.

I'm pretty sure any intelligence agency would actually require their agents to possess some form of intelligence.

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Reply #9 - December 20, 2008, 06:43 PM

Quote from: King Tut on December 20, 2008, 05:07 PM
Quote from: Cheetah on December 20, 2008, 05:01 PM
Don't be silly. Anyway, you wouldn't be very good at it, (the MI5 thing, I mean).

Why not? they need ethnics, for this sort of job. For a start, sleeper cells need guys my age to "radicalise" it would exactly what they were looking for... End of the day as long as the pay is good, and good career prospects and its also an ethical job stopping terrorism. It makes sense... (MI5 agents if your reading this, pm me.) call me naive but am up for such a job... I'd bust bear Muslims.

No government "intelligence" agency would hire someone with mental health issues and an unstable personality. To much of an opportunity for embarrassing mistakes.

Reality doesn't work like a James Bond film.

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Reply #10 - December 20, 2008, 06:57 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on December 20, 2008, 05:10 PM
Tut, every multi nick you've tried here has been spotted within the first ten posts. If you can't infiltrate the CEMB forum without getting busted, how do you think you would cope in a sleeper cell? You'd end up getting your head chopped off.

Get a nice safe job behind a desk somewhere instead.

Am not multinicking right now.

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Reply #11 - December 20, 2008, 07:46 PM

Quote from: King Tut on December 20, 2008, 06:57 PM
Quote from: Cheetah on December 20, 2008, 05:10 PM
Tut, every multi nick you've tried here has been spotted within the first ten posts. If you can't infiltrate the CEMB forum without getting busted, how do you think you would cope in a sleeper cell? You'd end up getting your head chopped off.

Get a nice safe job behind a desk somewhere instead.

Am not multinicking right now.

Which is why it says "King Tut" when you post on your King Tut account. Stunning brilliance. The undercoverness of it all flabbers me gasters. Go for the MI5 job.

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Reply #12 - December 20, 2008, 08:37 PM

I might as well multi-nick if you'll going to excuse me of it... Seriously OSMAN I don't have the time man... I did that when I did not have a job it was a time pass, now I have many other things I can to do pass time.

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Reply #13 - December 20, 2008, 08:42 PM

Quote from: King Tut on December 20, 2008, 08:37 PM
I might as well multi-nick if you'll going to excuse me of it... Seriously OSMAN I don't have the time man... I did that when I did not have a job it was a time pass, now I have many other things I can to do pass time.

We're not going to "excuse" you of it. Quite the opposite. Our take on it is that if you are going to do it we might as well accuse you of it.

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