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 Topic: Reincarnation placement exam

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  • Reincarnation placement exam
     OP - January 08, 2009, 06:53 PM

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    Deep Space Explorer

    61% Intrigue, 73% Civilization, 43% Humanity, 61% Urbanization.

    Hmm... You're a tough one to place. Your answers indicate that you like technology and education. You enjoy intrigue, adventure and chaos. You're fine with hard work and civilization. This all bodes well for an interesting, adventurous life.

    What makes it difficult, however, is that you don't seem to be much of a 'people person.'

    If you were more of a people person, we would have commissioned you aboard the Starship Enterprise. But since you don't care much for the complications of dealing with your fellow man... we have another deep-space mission, more tailored for your tastes... a way for you to enjoy the benefits of high-tech civilization without having to put up with civilization itself. Let's set you up to pursue the solo career of a deep space explorer. You can go ahead and hibernate through the boring parts of your mission, and not worry so much about being a few decades out of touch with your fellows by the time you get home. In fact, you pretty much don't have to deal with people at all, but you can still enjoy a high-flying adventure of a life. Far, far away from the madding crowd, you get to play with your scientific instruments, serve your glorious civilization, and do interesting things with strange discoveries in exotic places.

    The career might work out all right. Look what it did for Charlton Heston.

    Take the test:

    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/reincarnation-placement-exam


    Although (as I said elsewhere) they are wrong, I am a people person, and I should be aboard the starship enterprise.  cool2

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Reincarnation placement exam
     Reply #1 - January 08, 2009, 08:11 PM

    Boring fuckers.  Roll Eyes

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Reincarnation placement exam
     Reply #2 - January 08, 2009, 08:24 PM

    Actually, I'm an INTERESTING fucker. Care to try?

    I'm completing the test at the moment. Love the sexy pic, wow!

    Some of the questions are annoying because they have no answer I'd go for. Like the hideous alien lover one. I'd live with her, but would prefer to see her in her true form. Seriously.

    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Reincarnation placement exam
     Reply #3 - January 08, 2009, 08:25 PM

    Boring fuckers.  Roll Eyes


    Were you a diplomat in your past life?

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Reincarnation placement exam
     Reply #4 - January 08, 2009, 08:33 PM

    Well that's crap. It wouldn't give me results, and tried to force me to sign up. When I did it still wouldn't submit the bloody results! WANKPELLETS!

    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Reincarnation placement exam
     Reply #5 - January 08, 2009, 08:49 PM

    Boring fuckers.  Roll Eyes


    Were you a diplomat in your past life?


    Like my particular brand of it?  Tongue

    Well that's crap. It wouldn't give me results, and tried to force me to sign up. When I did it still wouldn't submit the bloody results! WANKPELLETS!


    You were supposed to click "show me my results" without filling in the sign up boxes.  Wink

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Reincarnation placement exam
     Reply #6 - January 08, 2009, 09:12 PM

    Righto, here we go:



    Garden of Eden
    48% Intrigue, 49% Civilization, 44% Humanity, 45% Urbanization.

    It's the Garden of Eden for you!

     

    Well, this is about as cozy and simple as life can get. We hope you like it here. The real estate is not well developed, but the garden is top-flight.

     

    Your answers indicate that you basically want to just coast through life. You don't want any trouble, and you don't want any special privileges either. That's fine with us. It's entirely possible to live a pleasant life without trouble or strife, and Eden is the perfect spot for it, as long as you don't... well...

     

    Just try to behave better than the previous tenants. Evictions can be rough.



    It's true - I am a lazy bastard who doesn't take risks :(

    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Reincarnation placement exam
     Reply #7 - January 09, 2009, 07:34 AM

    Deep Space Explorer.

    I like the question about the Two doors with the Tiger. I chose to open Two doors, that way I get a chance the tiger will be distracted by someone else.

    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Reincarnation placement exam
     Reply #8 - January 10, 2009, 10:52 AM

    Deep Space Explorer.

    I like the question about the Two doors with the Tiger. I chose to open Two doors, that way I get a chance the tiger will be distracted by someone else.



     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy ... remind me NOT to ever consider you for a lifemate, Baal!  cool2

    Oh, and btw - for me it?s ancient Babylon! Why couldn?t it be ROME instead??  mysmilie_977
  • Re: Reincarnation placement exam
     Reply #9 - January 10, 2009, 08:38 PM

    Early Explorer

    52% Intrigue, 49% Civilization, 46% Humanity, 38% Urbanization.



    You're all set to be an early explorer.

     

    Your answers indicate that you like adventure, whether it be on the high seas or across unexplored lands. And if you like to go exploring, there's a demand for the likes of you -- especially because you're willing do without all the baggage of civilization, a state-subsidized education, and the company of your fellow man. Nope, none of that for you! It seems you to like to be on your own in the wide, wild world.

     

    When you come of age, you can ply the seas in a fine old ship, or trek across virgin territory with a compass and some vague notions. Sure, it's dangerous and uncertain, but it's kind of like being on vacation all the time. Uncomplicated and unfettered, you get to explore and confront the unknowable challenges ahead of you.

    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
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