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  • The sexual hell test
     OP - January 22, 2009, 10:45 AM
    I'm doomed:

    Quote
    HELL LEVEL 3

    Raw score: 90%

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

    I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.

    AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

    OkCupid.com: Take The Sexual HELL Test


    Cheesy

    And yet the idea of ruining someone else is the most appealing part.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #1 - January 22, 2009, 11:39 AM
    Decent, honorable, honest, but not totally pure. Still, you have earned a spot in sexual heaven. You seek pleasure but you won't be reckless about it. You can get dirty under the right circumstances, but you're never mean or deceitful about it.

    Based on the usual standards of religious morality and the usual social moors, you are a good person to get involved with sexually (screw). You're up there with Jodie Foster, Will Smith, and Hulk Hogan.

    AVOID: Hell Levels 2 and deeper.


     bunny
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #2 - January 22, 2009, 03:51 PM
    Quote
    You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

    Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames.

    AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.


    I sure as hell dont!  Wink


    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #3 - January 22, 2009, 04:10 PM
    So was that a level 3 or 2?

    Good to see I;m not the only depraved soul around anyway lol  bunny
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #4 - January 22, 2009, 04:12 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 04:10 PM
    So was that a level 3 or 2?

    Good to see I;m not the only depraved soul around anyway lol  bunny


    mine was a 2


    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #5 - January 22, 2009, 04:14 PM
    Level 2 devil girl
    You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

    Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames.

    AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #6 - January 22, 2009, 04:15 PM
    Come on ladies, get dirtier, someone has to be a level 3 like me.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #7 - January 22, 2009, 04:16 PM
    HELL LEVEL 2

    Raw score: 76%

    You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

    Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames.

    AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #8 - January 22, 2009, 04:16 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 04:15 PM
    Come on ladies, get dirtier, someone has to be a level 3 like me.  Tongue

    Some of us have a bit of decency Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #9 - January 22, 2009, 04:17 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 22, 2009, 04:16 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 04:15 PM
    Come on ladies, get dirtier, someone has to be a level 3 like me.  Tongue

    Some of us have a bit of decency Tongue


    Well I'm more than decent in bed, I'm fantabulous.  dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #10 - January 22, 2009, 04:20 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 04:17 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 22, 2009, 04:16 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 04:15 PM
    Come on ladies, get dirtier, someone has to be a level 3 like me.  Tongue

    Some of us have a bit of decency Tongue


    Well I'm more than decent in bed, I'm fantabulous.  dance


     Cheesy  bunny


    Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius,
    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #11 - January 22, 2009, 04:23 PM
    Now I just need some sex.  Cry

    *note to self, next time you go out, don't ignore that man who wanted to buy you a drink*  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #12 - January 22, 2009, 05:04 PM
    HELL LEVEL 3



    But then again, it's obvious.  grin12 far away hug
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #13 - January 22, 2009, 07:01 PM
    Hell Level Dos.
                             
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #14 - January 22, 2009, 07:03 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2009, 07:01 PM
    Hell Level Dos.
                             


    Wimp.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #15 - January 22, 2009, 07:09 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 07:03 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2009, 07:01 PM
    Hell Level Dos.
                             


    Wimp.  Tongue


    Wimp?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #16 - January 22, 2009, 07:11 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2009, 07:09 PM


    Wimp?


    Damn, now I have to explain the joke.  Cry

    Err just basically not naughty enough through lack of bravery.  But it was just a joke.  Wink
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #17 - January 22, 2009, 07:12 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 07:11 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2009, 07:09 PM


    Wimp?


    Damn, now I have to explain the joke.  Cry

    Err just basically not naughty enough through lack of bravery.  But it was just a joke.  Wink


    what are u talking about?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #18 - January 22, 2009, 07:13 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2009, 07:12 PM


    what are u talking about?


    Doesn't matter.   cool2

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #19 - January 22, 2009, 07:15 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 07:13 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2009, 07:12 PM


    what are u talking about?


    Doesn't matter.   cool2




    What doesn't matter? cool2
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #20 - January 22, 2009, 07:16 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2009, 07:15 PM


    What doesn't matter? cool2


    My joke being lost in translation  Cry.

    Or wait, are you just fucking with me and pretending you don't get it? evil
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #21 - January 22, 2009, 07:17 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 07:16 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2009, 07:15 PM


    What doesn't matter? cool2

     evil

     I don't get that smiley.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #22 - January 22, 2009, 07:18 PM
    Now I know your fucking with me  Cheesy, could have let me know first, I would have worn protection.   Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #23 - January 22, 2009, 07:21 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on January 22, 2009, 07:18 PM
    Now I know your fucking with me  Cheesy, could have let me know first, I would have worn protection.   Tongue


    Nah, I like to keep things natural as possible. It kills the moment of the joke.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #24 - January 23, 2009, 01:49 AM
    I like this scenario: "If it were legal and totally consensual, have sex with a hot 16 year old virgin" simply because it amuses me. I live in England, so having sex with a 16 year old IS totally legal, hahaha.

    At any rate, I scored the same as Berbs for the level, and it also told me I "scored 81% on hellishness, higher than 70% of your peers."

    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #25 - January 23, 2009, 09:19 AM
    I only got 67% :S
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #26 - January 26, 2009, 12:07 AM
    Hell level 1
    Raw score: 57%

    You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust.

    These tests are fun. I'm learning so much about myself.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #27 - January 26, 2009, 12:08 AM
    Quote from: Iggy on January 26, 2009, 12:07 AM
    Hell level 1
    Raw score: 57%

    You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust.

    These tests are fun. I'm learning so much about myself.


    We must corrupt you....   whistling2






     grin12
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #28 - January 26, 2009, 07:39 AM
    Quote from: Pazuzu on January 23, 2009, 01:49 AM
    I like this scenario: "If it were legal and totally consensual, have sex with a hot 16 year old virgin" simply because it amuses me. I live in England, so having sex with a 16 year old IS totally legal, hahaha.





    I answered no to that one lol 16yr old boys just hold no appeal for me, legal or not.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The sexual hell test
     Reply #29 - January 26, 2009, 11:02 AM
    I don't particularly fancy 16yr old boys either
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
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