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Nigeria: Woman drowns in shit
OP - February 12, 2009, 10:11 PM

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A Nigerian woman drowned Monday around 8:30 p.m. after falling into a latrine pit while she was using the facility.

PM News reported that the 41-year-old woman, known as Indomie, fell into the human-waste pit behind her home in Lagos when the planks used as a seat gave way while she was defecating.

A witness said the woman?s husband came to her aid when she screamed after the fall, but he abandoned the rescue after almost drowning in the cesspool, too.

Lagos State Fire Safety Service responded and rescuers pulled the woman from the pit but she died a few minutes later. It was not clear how long she had been in the waste.

One source claimed she would not have drowned if the rescue crew had arrived sooner.

Thank you, God, for toilets.

Speaking of this happening in Nigeria, everybody now await the e-mail scam

Dear XXX
My aunt who recently drowned in shit left 10 million dollars in her account.

I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
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Re: Nigeria: Woman drowns in shit
Reply #1 - February 13, 2009, 12:15 AM

Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on February 12, 2009, 10:11 PM
Dear XXX
My aunt who recently drowned in shit left 10 million dollars in her account.

HAHAHAHAHHA... don't forget they'll be some long lost relative of ours LOL. Poor woman - maybe she was constipated and really straining and that's why the boards broke? I'd think drowning in water would be bad enough.....but excrement in your lungs? uuugh

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Reply #2 - February 13, 2009, 05:50 PM

Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on February 12, 2009, 10:11 PM
Speaking of this happening in Nigeria, everybody now await the e-mail scam

Dear XXX
My aunt who recently drowned in shit left 10 million dollars in her account.

Shit, I feel guilty for laughing hard at this. It is a terrible way to die.

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Re: Nigeria: Woman drowns in shit
Reply #3 - February 13, 2009, 09:26 PM

Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on February 12, 2009, 10:11 PM
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A witness said the woman?s husband came to her aid when she screamed after the fall, but he abandoned the rescue after almost drowning in the cesspool, too.

What a brave man

Quote from: Anti-Jihadist on February 12, 2009, 10:11 PM
Dear XXX
My aunt who recently drowned in shit left 10 million dollars in her account.

Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
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