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 Topic: Let Us Praise God

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  • Let Us Praise God
     OP - February 13, 2009, 11:06 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6qG2vjuH2o&feature=channel
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #1 - February 13, 2009, 11:19 PM
    I only just posted this and got 4 ratings - one of them ONE star!

    Is it naughty Shaneequa?

    Or is there a Muslim or Christian fundie I am not aware of lurking here.

     Cheesy
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #2 - February 14, 2009, 01:59 AM
    Haha. Where is that from?
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #3 - February 14, 2009, 03:12 AM
    Monty Python. Great stuff. We need the Islamic version next. Hass: you're the man for the job. parrot
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  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #4 - February 14, 2009, 04:51 AM
    This was hilarious  Cheesy
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #5 - February 14, 2009, 02:33 PM
    Cheesy
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  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #6 - February 14, 2009, 03:25 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on February 14, 2009, 03:12 AM
    Monty Python. Great stuff. We need the Islamic version next. Hass: you're the man for the job. parrot

    What a great idea - someone come up with a witty script, then we will work on Hass!


    Think even Muslims will find it funny if it is not done in an inculating fashion, as many have issues with uneducated Mullahs anyway..

    here's one I heard from somebody else:

    Allah-hu-akbar.  These infidels will never let a muslim become prime minister, and we are in a difficult situation.  What should we do?

    The answer is......  Have more kids, then encourage those kids to have more kids.  Encourage your grandkids to have more kids and so on so forth. After a number of generations, we will be in the majority and then we can vote for a muslim prime minister.
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  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #7 - February 14, 2009, 04:30 PM
    That was HILARIOUS! I love it. And Monty Python are so witty like that. I remember them doing a version of All Things Bright And Beautiful, called All Things Dull And Ugly (or something) celebrating the icky creatures that the lord god also made.
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #8 - February 14, 2009, 07:06 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 14, 2009, 03:25 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on February 14, 2009, 03:12 AM
    Monty Python. Great stuff. We need the Islamic version next. Hass: you're the man for the job. parrot

    What a great idea - someone come up with a witty script, then we will work on Hass!


    Think even Muslims will find it funny if it is not done in an inculating fashion, as many have issues with uneducated Mullahs anyway..

    here's one I heard from somebody else:

    Allah-hu-akbar.  These infidels will never let a muslim become prime minister, and we are in a difficult situation.  What should we do?

    The answer is......  Have more kids, then encourage those kids to have more kids.  Encourage your grandkids to have more kids and so on so forth. After a number of generations, we will be in the majority and then we can vote for a muslim prime minister.


    lol... I'll give it some thought.
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #9 - February 14, 2009, 11:15 PM
    I've seen this one a while ago. I think it's appropriate for this thread.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk


     Lmao
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #10 - February 14, 2009, 11:58 PM
    Classic Python, Iggy  Afro
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #11 - February 15, 2009, 12:20 AM
    Haha. I just wasted an hour on their youtube channel.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
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  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #12 - February 15, 2009, 04:59 AM
    Quote from: Iggy on February 15, 2009, 12:20 AM
    Haha. I just wasted an hour on their youtube channel.


    I think that I will do the same Cheesy
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #13 - February 15, 2009, 08:51 AM
    The West so often makes fun of its still dominant faith- Christianity like through this Monty Python.

    However, should Rushdie get some sympathy in the West, or Mohammed cartoons be published, all hell breaks loose and they're accused of Islamophobia. Can someone see the double standards?
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #14 - February 15, 2009, 11:24 AM
    Quote from: Rashna on February 15, 2009, 08:51 AM
    The West so often makes fun of its still dominant faith- Christianity like through this Monty Python.

    However, should Rushdie get some sympathy in the West, or Mohammed cartoons be published, all hell breaks loose and they're accused of Islamophobia. Can someone see the double standards?


    Yes I can, and it really annoys me!
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #15 - February 15, 2009, 11:34 AM
    Tell me about it. It is particularly galling when you consider what the Quran, ahadith and indeed many Muslims say about non-Muslims.

    Frankly if you're going to tell me I deserve to burn in Hell I'll reserve the right to make you look silly. Kthnxbai. bunny
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #16 - February 15, 2009, 11:43 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on February 15, 2009, 11:24 AM
    Quote from: Rashna on February 15, 2009, 08:51 AM
    The West so often makes fun of its still dominant faith- Christianity like through this Monty Python.

    However, should Rushdie get some sympathy in the West, or Mohammed cartoons be published, all hell breaks loose and they're accused of Islamophobia. Can someone see the double standards?


    Yes I can, and it really annoys me!


    What really irks me is when they feel it is ok to mock others beliefs, but not their own
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  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #17 - February 15, 2009, 12:11 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 15, 2009, 11:43 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on February 15, 2009, 11:24 AM
    Quote from: Rashna on February 15, 2009, 08:51 AM
    The West so often makes fun of its still dominant faith- Christianity like through this Monty Python.

    However, should Rushdie get some sympathy in the West, or Mohammed cartoons be published, all hell breaks loose and they're accused of Islamophobia. Can someone see the double standards?


    Yes I can, and it really annoys me!


    What really irks me is when they feel it is ok to mock others beliefs, but not their own


    I know - it really angers me!

    I showed a Muslim a video of Rowan Atkinson mocking Jesus Here
    and said that some Christian Fundies have tried to get it banned. He agreed that was disgusting and they shouldn't be allowed. Then I said what would he say if Rowan Atkinson was mocking Muhammad. Then he suddenly changed his argument and went on and on about how we should edfine insult and what censorship means and that if the intention was to insult blah blah blah... it was hilariously transparent!

    Christians fundies can be just as bad of course. I remember reading about an Egyptian Muslim who criticised Islam and so the Copts eagerly gave him the opportunity to speak out, then when he criticised them - they pulled the plug on him. Wankers!

    I HATE hypocrisy and double standards!

    Fuck all religions and fuck all their poor sensitive feelings!
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #18 - February 15, 2009, 12:24 PM
    Yep double standards are disgusting, I've read comments with such double standards on your Youtube Channel Hass.

    I have a distinct feeling certain Christians came onto COEMB to convince some ex Muslims, who'd thrown off the yoke of(to them) false and dangerous Islam, to come to Christ! Thinking hard Of course, they had quite the opposite effect, the ex Muslims on COEMB are way too smart!
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #19 - February 15, 2009, 12:40 PM
    Quote from: Rashna on February 15, 2009, 12:24 PM
    I have a distinct feeling certain Christians came onto COEMB to convince some ex Muslims, who'd thrown off the yoke of(to them) false and dangerous Islam, to come to Christ! Thinking hard


    Oh yes, Rashna! I have long suspected that. But they have the opposite effect lol

    They see the faults in Islam but are unable to see the very same faults within their own religion.

    Their selective vision and double standards only discredits their own faith.
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #20 - February 15, 2009, 01:05 PM
    This picture is from a college. The Atheist group decided to host an exchange. You bring in your bible and exchange it for a XXX DVD.



     Cheesy Cheesy
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #21 - February 15, 2009, 01:15 PM
    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #22 - February 15, 2009, 01:45 PM
    Great pics AJ, as always! clap
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #23 - February 15, 2009, 02:40 PM
    Quote from: Rashna on February 15, 2009, 01:45 PM
    Great pics AJ, as always! clap


    You are welcome, and glad you liked those...

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #24 - February 15, 2009, 02:43 PM
    This one had me LMAO

    I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #25 - February 15, 2009, 02:53 PM
    Don't get it,but I'm sure others will like it.
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #26 - February 15, 2009, 02:59 PM
    Quote from: Rashna on February 15, 2009, 02:53 PM
    Don't get it,but I'm sure others will like it.

    Viagra is a drug that makes you feel more fruity
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  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #27 - February 15, 2009, 03:02 PM
    Oh yeah, looked it up on Wikipedia.
     Cheesy
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #28 - February 15, 2009, 09:47 PM
    And there's the one for women too. It's called Niagara.
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  • Re: Let Us Praise God
     Reply #29 - February 16, 2009, 02:10 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on February 15, 2009, 09:47 PM
    And there's the one for women too. It's called Niagara.


    Thanks, practically all my knowledge comes from Mills and Boon, and M&B heroes don't need viagra!
    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
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