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 Topic: Muslim Life Video Game

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  • Muslim Life Video Game
     OP - February 17, 2009, 01:32 AM

            I have been thinking lately about making a flash video game were the player has to follow the teachings of Islam in order to finish the game.
            There are three different levels that you can choose from to play the game:


            1. Cultural Muslim (beginner):
            • The important thing is that people see you pray at the local mosque and at the Friday prayers from time to time.
            • No eating or drinking publicly during the month of Ramadan.
            • Sitting in closed rooms with people of a different sex and making friends with God's enemies is socially acceptable but you shouldn't be too open about it or the Imam of the local mosque will trash you in the next Jum'a prayer in front of the other players and thus loose your reputation.

            Extra points:
            • Be loyal to your parents.
            • Show love to your neighbors.
            • Help the poor and the unfortunate.

            2. Practicing Muslim (Hard):
            • In this difficulty you are expected to pray all the 5 prayers (not necessarily on time).
            • Go to Hajj and Umara (preferably more than once).
            • Exchange your music albums with anasheed albums
            • no swearing, no porn, no birthdays and new year parties

            In this difficulty you will face some extra challenges such us:
            • Your little brother might hang a poster of his favorite female pop star singer in his bedroom.
            • Your sister/daughter might come home with a lover (God forbid).
            *God is expecting you to handle the situation as the Quran/Sunnah teaches you, do not disappoint him.

            3. Strict liberal Muslim (God like):
            • All prayers prayed in time and at the mosque including the Sunna prayers (make sure that you are always the Imam).
            • All members in your family (age 11 and up) must pray the 5 prayers (make sure they do the Wodo' properly)
            • All members in your family (age 7 and up) must fast during Ramadan (make sure they don't break the fasting before praying the Maghreb)
            • Females in your family are not allowed to leave the house without a Mehram
            • No Satellite TV, No uncensored internet browsing
            • Taking photos is 7aram unless for drivers license or passport

            In this difficulties you will face some extra challenges that range such us:
            • Your brother is gay!
            • Your best friend have been hanged out at the local Starbucks.
            • Your cousin is an apostate.
            • Your wife has been gang raped.
            *God is expecting you to handle the situation according to your own interpretation/understanding of the Quran/Sunnah, be creative.

            Extra points:
            • Find out about the western/zionist conspiracies and make your people aware of them.
            • Boycott everything that is made by the west.

            4. Cheat mode (suicide mission):
            • All you have to do is submit yourself to your favorite terrorist organization and they will provide with the materials and the procedure.

            Extra points:
            • Why bother, you have already unlocked all the different levels in Paradise.

            Once you age/die/times up, you will be rewarded with a new map that is infinity timeless were you you can walk around and around and around until you decide to shut down the game and play something else.

            What do you think? Good bad/idea? any improvements? I was thinking about making ads around the web saying something like ''Try being a Muslim absolutely free, download the demo now*''  *this offer does not include apostates and gays.[/list][/list][/list][/list]
          • Re: Muslim Life Video Game
             Reply #1 - February 17, 2009, 02:21 AM

            the suicide thing's a bit offensive. other than that, funny concept.

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            Take a look for a few laughs and thoughtful discussions with a wide range of audience - fellow apostates, Muslims, sufis, non-Muslims, Christians, etc

            http://thetrashbin.wordpress.com
          • Re: Muslim Life Video Game
             Reply #2 - February 17, 2009, 07:20 AM

            I like this. It's a funny concept. Just don't expect any hugs from Muslims-even the laid back ones.


            Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
          • Re: Muslim Life Video Game
             Reply #3 - February 17, 2009, 07:27 AM

            There's a board game based on this theme.  We were all putting it in our letters to Santy last Christmas....

            http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=3534.0

            "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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