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 Topic: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik

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  • Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     OP - February 19, 2009, 01:36 AM

    This is hilarious!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b67_1234470904

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  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #1 - February 19, 2009, 01:56 AM

    Can't see the vid.

    Is it only me?  Huh?

    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #2 - February 19, 2009, 02:12 AM

    I can't see the video either.  Huh?

    Why don't Liveleak videos upload like Youtube videos?

    Type... A Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik... in Liveleak.  Smiley

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  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #3 - February 19, 2009, 02:23 AM

    First vid. here:

    http://www.liveleak.com/browse?q=A+Young+Indian+Man+Makes+Fun+Of+Zakir+Naik&search=Search

     grin12

    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #4 - February 19, 2009, 02:28 AM

    Why don't Liveleak videos upload like Youtube videos?

    ==========

    I think the prob. is with this particular vid. as I tried another one and I could view it.

    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #5 - February 19, 2009, 02:36 AM

    Sura Baqara, chapter number 2, verse 30 says... "Women go to the market to buy mangos".

    The arabic word for "mangos" can also be translated as "The earth is spherical"....  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

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  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #6 - February 19, 2009, 03:42 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MORE PLEASE!!!!!

    Q. "Why is George Bush such a fuck head?

    A. ....I refuse to use this language because I'm a Muslim. But if you see in the Bible; the Old Testament, the book of Leviticus Chapter 2, verse 30, this word is used.

    (okay I couldn't hear the cite properly but lol!)
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #7 - February 19, 2009, 06:42 AM

    Sura Baqara, chapter number 2, verse 30 says... "Women go to the market to buy mangos".

    The arabic word for "mangos" can also be translated as "The earth is spherical"....  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


    HAHA, it is true, Muslims are interpreting the poetic verses in the Quran to make them match modern day scientific theories in hopes that this proves that such guesses and predictions need some sort of communication with the creator ^^
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #8 - February 19, 2009, 08:08 AM

    That's hilarious. Made my morning don't need my wake-me-up coffee anymore.

    "I do not know Arabic but I pretend that I do"

    Someone should get this guy to do a proper 20 min video discussing women's issues, science and Islamic peace.

    Knowing Islam is the only true religion we do not allow propagation of any other religion. How can we allow building of churches and temples when their religion is wrong? Thus we will not allow such wrong things in our countries. - Zakir Naik
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #9 - February 19, 2009, 10:37 AM

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy That is awesome Cheesy
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #10 - February 19, 2009, 03:51 PM

    I've watched this vid many times in the past and I still find it funny. I think we should hire this guy for a stand-up night.

    Apparantly he's a Muslim, my response is "yeah, right!", considering most Muslims love brother Zakir.

    I love closet ex Muslims.

    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #11 - February 19, 2009, 04:19 PM

    I've watched this vid many times in the past and I still find it funny. I think we should hire this guy for a stand-up night.

    Apparantly he's a Muslim, my response is "yeah, right!", considering most Muslims love brother Zakir.

    I love closet ex Muslims.

    He's not a closet ex-muslim. His profile on liveleak has the word 'Kafir' as his profile picture.
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #12 - February 19, 2009, 04:22 PM

    I've watched this vid many times in the past and I still find it funny. I think we should hire this guy for a stand-up night.

    Apparantly he's a Muslim, my response is "yeah, right!", considering most Muslims love brother Zakir.

    I love closet ex Muslims.

    He's not a closet ex-muslim. His profile on liveleak has the word 'Kafir' as his profile picture.


    Oh my mistake, on youtube-the profile which features this has a disclaimer claiming they are Muslims.

    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #13 - February 19, 2009, 06:46 PM

    Oh my mistake, on youtube-the profile which features this has a disclaimer claiming they are Muslims.

    Is this on youtube too?  What's the link please?

    .
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #14 - February 19, 2009, 06:49 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtDBgFJyytU

    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #15 - February 19, 2009, 07:34 PM

    here is his intro to the video & himself:

    Me, spoofing Dr. Zakir Naik in my college canteen...
    Not my best imitation, but the only copy available.

    Question 1: What does the Quran have to say about the earth being Spherical?
    Question 2: Why is George Bush such a f**khead?

    Disclaimer: Intent is only to spoof the person concerned. No pun intended towards any religion. If you are the sensitive kind, please Fuck Off.
    ______________________________________
    Viewers of this video should know where I stand vis-a-vis Islam -
    I am a Muslim. I believe in Islam. I find its laws, its principles and its objectives - fascinating. I'm not an expert on the religion. I have my doubts, my questions, and my insecurities with respect to my religion, but am proud of what it stands for nonetheless.

    My stand on (un)Islamic Terrorism -
    I do not believe terrorism is inherently Islamic. I believe terrorism is one of the by-products of an unreasonably aggressive foreign policy.

    I believe every person should be accountable for his actions.

    I believe George W. Bush and his administration should be held accountable, should be tried and sentenced (if necessary) for waging a war against Iraq's innocents -- a war based on lies and deceit, for endangering the lives of young American men and women by pushing them into a never-ending battle they did not need to start in the first place or simply for misguiding a nation and in the process, providing awesome recruitment material to any Terrorist based entrepreneur.

    I believe Bin Laden and his ilk should also be tried and sentenced (if necessary) for taking advantage of the miseries of ravaged Muslims, for distorting Islam to serve their interests and those of their enemies, for misguiding the youth and providing awesome recruitment material to any Western-supremacist entrepreneur, for attacking people incapable of defending themselves, for never having the balls to stand up to the enemy and exercising cowardice and backstabbing as a system of warfare.

    Apart from being tried and sentenced, I believe I would get personal satisfaction if Bin Laden and Co. were shot in the balls first, before a trial and sentencing.

    I do not believe in hypocrisy. I believe in 'what applies to the other, applies to me.'

    (The viewers may disagree with every word I have said above. It is a calculated, thought out view and I shall not be replying to uncivilized, irrational, unreasonable replies to the same. This forum is yours as much as it is mine. I won't be deleting any user comments)

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  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #16 - February 20, 2009, 12:41 PM

    Oh my mistake, on youtube-the profile which features this has a disclaimer claiming they are Muslims.

    Is this on youtube too?  What's the link please?



    Here is the same video on you tube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtDBgFJyytU&feature=related
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #17 - February 20, 2009, 12:50 PM

    I've watched this vid many times in the past and I still find it funny. I think we should hire this guy for a stand-up night.

    Apparantly he's a Muslim, my response is "yeah, right!", considering most Muslims love brother Zakir.

    I love closet ex Muslims.

    He's not a closet ex-muslim. His profile on liveleak has the word 'Kafir' as his profile picture.


    Oh my mistake, on youtube-the profile which features this has a disclaimer claiming they are Muslims.


    My mistake, he is a muslim. Well I'm glad he sees what Zakir Naik really spreads Smiley We need more muslims like him.
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #18 - February 20, 2009, 01:36 PM

    I finally watched the vid last night.  At first I didn't find it that funny but that was because I've never seen Zakir Naik in action before.  So, I watched some vids of Mr Naik and then re-watched the original vid and was cracking up!  dance

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Young Indian Man Makes Fun Of Zakir Naik
     Reply #19 - February 23, 2009, 08:39 PM

    I think it's bloody brilliant and such a great impersonation, typical of the kind of bs the man spouts.

    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
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