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I love it when I meet a Christian
OP - March 01, 2009, 03:33 AM

Paul

wats up?
Faisal

Hey, nothing much
do I know you?
Paul

thanks 4 the add
I found u 4rm the exmuslim group
Faisal

I see
Paul

when did u leave muslim
Faisal

I never left muslim
I left Islam though
Paul

yea, wen did u leave islam
Faisal

officially, couple of years back
Paul

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Faisal

?
Paul

im happy 4 u
Faisal

a little bit too much I think. But why?
Paul

bcause ur exmuslim
Faisal

okay
Paul

where r u 4rm?
Faisal

My mom
Paul

lol!
no like wut country?
Faisal

Bangladesh
Paul

kewl
Faisal

Yes, very
where are you from?
Paul

usa
Faisal

what state?
Paul

georgia
Faisal

I'm in Cali.
Paul

sweeet!
so wat r u now?
Faisal

what do you mean?
Paul

like religion
Faisal

I don't belong to any
I'm an agnostic-atheist
Paul

fancy wrd...
wut's that?
Faisal

I'm an atheist...
let's just put it like that to make it simple
Paul

oh
what's that? lol
Faisal

means, I don't believe in "a god"
Paul

why?
Faisal

why what?
Paul

why don't u believe in GOD?
Faisal

There is no reason to. Why do you believe in a god?
Paul

because
he created you
Faisal

my mom and dad created me, do you worship them?
Paul

naw
i mean jesus christ
Faisal

you believe in him because he created everything?
Paul

duhhhhh
Faisal

and you know this because?....
Paul

its in the bible
that GOD make everything
Faisal

do you know who else says that?
Paul

who?
Faisal

all the gods that people believed in throughout human history...
Paul

they r lieing
Faisal

so are you...
Paul

ur gonna die in hell
Faisal

I'm gonna die in hell?
I thought people go to hell AFTER they die
Paul

u know wut i mean
Faisal

not really. kinda why I questioned it...
Paul

yezzir ur gonna die in hell n aint nobody gonna save ur azz
Faisal

Not even Jesus?
Paul

hell naw
u say he don't exist
Faisal

so much for the "all loving Jesus"
what kinda love is that?
Paul

u dont believe in him
so u reject him
n wen u burn, he aint gonna save u
Faisal

even if I live my life doing good?
Paul

that dont matter to satan
Faisal

where did satan come into all of this? I thought it was between me and Jesus
Paul

satan gonna toruture u in hell
Faisal

and Jesus is just not gonna save me there...
Paul

yezzir u gonna burn
Faisal

I'll remember to be buried with a fire extinguisher then.
Paul

read the bible
Faisal

I read it
well parts of it, not all the way finished
Paul

read all of it
Faisal

why? it's garbage.
Paul

jesus die 4 ur sin
Faisal

Jesus didn't die for shit
that's a goddamn lie
he died cause he got fucked over by the people he pissed off
Paul

fuk u
Faisal

be careful man, Jesus don't like that gay sex
Paul

lol!
well good thing u left islam. u just gotta accept jesus christ
Faisal

I accept Jesus Christ
I accept he was just a normal guy like you and me.
Paul

hes GOD
Faisal

but he was killed by mortals? Isn't he supposed to be Omnipotent?
yeah..............Christianity is not for me...
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Re: I love it when I meet a Christian
Reply #1 - March 01, 2009, 03:57 AM

That was good for a laugh.

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Reply #2 - March 01, 2009, 03:59 AM

Brilliant!!!!!!!!! Gwaan Tommy
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Reply #3 - March 01, 2009, 09:01 AM

Wawsome.

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Reply #4 - March 01, 2009, 10:13 AM

Reminds me of many conversations I've had these last 50 years: guilt and threats, threats and guilt. They just can't understand your refusal to feel guilty or intimidated.
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Re: I love it when I meet a Christian
Reply #5 - March 01, 2009, 11:53 AM

I'm glad you guys enjoyed that. I gotta admit I also enjoyed keeping it up with this guy.

The point that I'm trying to make here is that: usually when I meet a christian, they are THRILLED I'm an Ex-Muslim, but when it comes to the belief in a "god" they are just>> << then >> <<

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Reply #6 - March 01, 2009, 11:56 AM

Quote from: Tommy on March 01, 2009, 11:53 AM
I'm glad you guys enjoyed that. I gotta admit I also enjoyed keeping it up with this guy.

The point that I'm trying to make here is that: usually when I meet a christian, they are THRILLED I'm an Ex-Muslim, but when it comes to the belief in a "god" they are just>> << then >> <<

Yeah that's pretty much what happens. You can expect it though because, like Muslims, they believe that their religion is the truth. Also, a lot of those at the forefront of the anti-Islam movement so they might feel ex Muslims "owe" them something. Not all Christians are like that but the "blunt" ones are (the ones who talk of hell and damnation if you aren't a Christian)

I think this guy sounds like a 13 year old or something, not very strategic or intelligent.

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Reply #7 - March 01, 2009, 12:28 PM

Not all christians behave that way. Just the crazy ones. I know some christians who wouldn't dream of telling me I have to accept jesus or burn in hell, I doubt they even think it because they are barely practisers as it is.

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Reply #8 - March 01, 2009, 04:05 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on March 01, 2009, 12:28 PM
Not all christians behave that way. Just the crazy ones. I know some christians who wouldn't dream of telling me I have to accept jesus or burn in hell, I doubt they even think it because they are barely practisers as it is.

You're absolutely right. Not all Christians act that way. I by no means trying to paint every christian with the same brush-If I come off that way.

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Reply #9 - March 01, 2009, 05:23 PM

Thanks for that Tommy, this Christian was an idiot. I loved the responses. So much for the Christian claim that its about loving God, its also about fear of Hell!

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Reply #10 - March 01, 2009, 06:09 PM

You did good. Great responses.

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Reply #11 - March 01, 2009, 10:31 PM

That was fantastic Tommy! I couldn't have done it better. There's loads of people like that crawling around the area where I lived as a teenager and I used to get into heated debates with them when they came a-knocking at my front door. They usually ended up leaving shaking their heads in defeat and disbelief.

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Reply #12 - March 04, 2009, 03:55 PM

Absolutely hilarious. I've also had encounters with (mature) Christians who have seen my announcement of apostasy and subsequent atheism as disgustingly arrogant and showing my treacherous nature. When I questioned if they'd have said similar things if I'd left Islam to convert to Christianity then I got no response back. Interesting.

Great way to take the piss, Tommy. Keep it up, maaaan!

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Reply #13 - March 04, 2009, 11:00 PM

We should get this guy to do a weekly show.

I love fundies. They're fun to torment when you're feeling evil.

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Reply #14 - March 05, 2009, 09:23 AM

The best ones are the ones that come aknocking at your door in twos. Usually an experienced 'converter' and a novice for back up, rather like insurance agents or VAT men. You invite them in, offer them a cup of tea and, if you can keep a straight face, ask them what they're selling. 'Oh, we're not selling anything', they say, 'But have you heard the good news'. By now you're having a fit trying to keep yourself from laughing out loud. You affect to listen attentatively. They plough on about JC and the last 100 days in that binky, authoratative way they assume when on a mission and then they ask if you've any questions.
When they've told you the 'good news', you say, 'Well now , I've got some news for you', and you give them a 2 hour stint on everything from the formation of the Universe to the evolution of everything. You carefully position yourself between them and the door so they can't bolt without seeming rude and so you can observe the changes in their expressions as you demolish all their crap step by step.
It's fiendishly good fun if you've got an hour or two to kill, and besides, I see it as a social service, keeping them off the backs of my neighbours for a while. I especially like the way some of them stagger out, gratefully, into the daylight as you hold the door open and say 'You must call again sometime'. They never do though.

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Reply #15 - March 05, 2009, 09:27 AM

Yeah I know. It's always great when you have them almost begging to escape.

I particularly get stuck into them if they have kids with them. If it's just two old dogs who can't be taught new tricks I tend not to bother.

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Reply #16 - March 05, 2009, 03:46 PM

Quote from: sojournerlumus on March 05, 2009, 09:23 AM
The best ones are the ones that come aknocking at your door in twos. Usually an experienced 'converter' and a novice for back up, rather like insurance agents or VAT men. You invite them in, offer them a cup of tea and, if you can keep a straight face, ask them what they're selling. 'Oh, we're not selling anything', they say, 'But have you heard the good news'. By now you're having a fit trying to keep yourself from laughing out loud. You affect to listen attentatively. They plough on about JC and the last 100 days in that binky, authoratative way they assume when on a mission and then they ask if you've any questions.
When they've told you the 'good news', you say, 'Well now , I've got some news for you', and you give them a 2 hour stint on everything from the formation of the Universe to the evolution of everything. You carefully position yourself between them and the door so they can't bolt without seeming rude and so you can observe the changes in their expressions as you demolish all their crap step by step.
It's fiendishly good fun if you've got an hour or two to kill, and besides, I see it as a social service, keeping them off the backs of my neighbours for a while. I especially like the way some of them stagger out, gratefully, into the daylight as you hold the door open and say 'You must call again sometime'. They never do though.

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Reply #17 - March 05, 2009, 05:17 PM

That is an awesome tactic, I may just try that! I usually scream at them that I had Jesus here preaching shit a while ago, and that if he comes back I'll "nail that bastard up again".

Usually does the trick...

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Reply #18 - March 05, 2009, 05:34 PM

Quote from: Pazuzu on March 05, 2009, 05:17 PM
I usually scream at them that I had Jesus here preaching shit a while ago, and that if he comes back I'll "nail that bastard up again".

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Reply #19 - March 05, 2009, 05:53 PM

Quote from: sojournerlumus on March 05, 2009, 09:23 AM
The best ones are the ones that come aknocking at your door in twos. Usually an experienced 'converter' and a novice for back up, rather like insurance agents or VAT men. You invite them in, offer them a cup of tea and, if you can keep a straight face, ask them what they're selling. 'Oh, we're not selling anything', they say, 'But have you heard the good news'. By now you're having a fit trying to keep yourself from laughing out loud. You affect to listen attentatively. They plough on about JC and the last 100 days in that binky, authoratative way they assume when on a mission and then they ask if you've any questions.
When they've told you the 'good news', you say, 'Well now , I've got some news for you', and you give them a 2 hour stint on everything from the formation of the Universe to the evolution of everything. You carefully position yourself between them and the door so they can't bolt without seeming rude and so you can observe the changes in their expressions as you demolish all their crap step by step.
It's fiendishly good fun if you've got an hour or two to kill, and besides, I see it as a social service, keeping them off the backs of my neighbours for a while. I especially like the way some of them stagger out, gratefully, into the daylight as you hold the door open and say 'You must call again sometime'. They never do though.

Wish I could see you doing this. I'll do this to my Scriptures teacher just before I leave this school, she's tortured us too much.

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Reply #20 - March 05, 2009, 06:12 PM

Quote from: Rashna on March 05, 2009, 05:53 PM
Wish I could see you doing this. I'll do this to my Scriptures teacher just before I leave this school, she's tortured us too much.

Why wait? I started on my scriptures teacher by asking him if he felt AIDS was a disease sent by God as a punishment for fornication & homosexuality.

I guessed what his answer was, and when he gave it, I gave him what for & then the rest of the class joined in the tirade.

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Reply #21 - March 05, 2009, 06:33 PM

Quote from: IsLame on March 05, 2009, 06:12 PM
Why wait?

Coz we're marked in Scriptures, I don't wanna get bad marks, that'll ruin my rankings. As it happens, she marks Christian students better.

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Reply #22 - March 05, 2009, 06:37 PM

I doubt she can show that degree of predjudice, and if she does mark you badly, who cares? You dont have to do it in a really bad way, and in any case she wont be marking your GCSEs..

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Reply #23 - March 05, 2009, 07:58 PM

Quote from: IsLame on March 05, 2009, 05:34 PM
Quote from: Pazuzu on March 05, 2009, 05:17 PM
I usually scream at them that I had Jesus here preaching shit a while ago, and that if he comes back I'll "nail that bastard up again".

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Reply #24 - March 05, 2009, 09:10 PM

Quote from: sojournerlumus on March 05, 2009, 07:58 PM
Quote from: IsLame on March 05, 2009, 05:34 PM
Quote from: Pazuzu on March 05, 2009, 05:17 PM
I usually scream at them that I had Jesus here preaching shit a while ago, and that if he comes back I'll "nail that bastard up again".
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Reply #25 - March 06, 2009, 03:55 AM

Quote from: MSinghK on March 05, 2009, 09:10 PM
Quote from: sojournerlumus on March 05, 2009, 07:58 PM
Quote from: IsLame on March 05, 2009, 05:34 PM
Quote from: Pazuzu on March 05, 2009, 05:17 PM
I usually scream at them that I had Jesus here preaching shit a while ago, and that if he comes back I'll "nail that bastard up again".

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Reply #26 - March 06, 2009, 08:54 AM

Quote from: IsLame on March 05, 2009, 06:37 PM
I doubt she can show that degree of predjudice, and if she does mark you badly, who cares? You dont have to do it in a really bad way, and in any case she wont be marking your GCSEs..

Allright, I'll try... My teacher is as strong a believer as Shaneequa, unfortunately she lacks Shaneequa's good temper.

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Reply #27 - March 06, 2009, 09:00 AM

YouTube it!

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Reply #28 - March 06, 2009, 07:29 PM

I was not blessed with the ability to have blind faith. I cant beleive something just because someone says its true.
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Reply #29 - March 06, 2009, 07:44 PM

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