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Topic: What if God disappeared?

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What if God disappeared?
OP - March 06, 2009, 05:27 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkCuc34hvD4

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Re: What if God disappeared?
Reply #1 - March 06, 2009, 05:48 AM

If god weren't there, people wouldn't be charitable? Rubbish!

Atheists like Warren Buffet & agnosts like Bill Gates have given billions to charity. Non denominational gruops like Doctors without Borders work extremely hard helping the less fortunate.

Oh, & their charity isn't with the aim of insidiously bringing more souls to Christ so its that much more noble, its done simply with the aim of being good, without expecting anything in return!

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Reply #2 - March 06, 2009, 06:20 AM

I should probably mention the video is satire.

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Reply #3 - March 06, 2009, 08:13 AM

I should probably mention Rashna is very serious.

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Re: What if God disappeared?
Reply #4 - March 06, 2009, 09:38 AM

what if jesus was a bus?

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Re: What if God disappeared?
Reply #5 - March 06, 2009, 01:27 PM

What if I punched allah in its face and broke its nose?

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Re: What if God disappeared?
Reply #6 - March 06, 2009, 06:34 PM

Quote from: belladonnasix on March 06, 2009, 09:38 AM
what if jesus was a bus?

Then he will be like those assh0le cops who put the police lights anytime they want and drive any speed they want, and why shouldn't he. He knows that no matter what he does, he still dies horribly.

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Re: What if God disappeared?
Reply #7 - March 06, 2009, 06:44 PM

Quote from: Pazuzu on March 06, 2009, 01:27 PM
What if I punched allah in its face and broke its nose?

You'd get sent to Hell. But you're going there anyway, so you might as well take your best shot. And when you've finished, I'll give him a good kick up the arse.

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Re: What if God disappeared?
Reply #8 - March 06, 2009, 08:06 PM

Quote from: Pazuzu on March 06, 2009, 01:27 PM
What if I punched allah in its face and broke its nose?

God is noseless

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Reply #9 - March 07, 2009, 03:26 PM

another great video by EdwardCurrent!

I cant believe how many people have taken that video seriously! Some people need to lighten up!

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Re: What if God disappeared?
Reply #10 - March 08, 2009, 03:12 AM

Quote from: IsLame on March 06, 2009, 08:06 PM
Quote from: Pazuzu on March 06, 2009, 01:27 PM
What if I punched allah in its face and broke its nose?

God is noseless

That's ugly.

"Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
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Re: What if God disappeared?
Reply #11 - March 08, 2009, 12:12 PM

Question in regard to the OP: when has god actually appeared anyway?

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Reply #12 - March 08, 2009, 01:04 PM

He was Jesus apparently

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Re: What if God disappeared?
Reply #13 - March 08, 2009, 01:25 PM

Meh.

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Re: What if God disappeared?
Reply #14 - March 08, 2009, 01:55 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on March 08, 2009, 12:12 PM
Question in regard to the OP: when has god actually appeared anyway?

I think that's the whole point!
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