Forwarded e-mails are weird

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Forwarded e-mails are weird
OP - March 08, 2009, 04:40 PM

I have several forwarded e-mails in my inbox from muslim friends just like this one:

Alert Ummah, there is a 90% chance that we will see the Jewish Dajjal in our lifetime

(Sahih Bukhari: Book of afflictions, Volume 9, Book 88, Number 240)

Just look at the recent Map of Madinah city, if you find one, and you will see that there are 7 main entrances today leading to the city.

Posted on 10/18/2007 12:50:49 AM PDT

ALERT Ummah!!!there is 90% chance that we will see the Jewish Dajjal in our lifetime!

See attached photo of the child for proof.

Dear brothers and sisters, I draw your attention to something very Important.

We are living at the end of times. we are already experiencing the minor signs of judgment day that proceed the appearance of the Major signs. Once these minor signs finish--know that 95% of these signs have already come to pass-- we will be encountering the Major signs immediately. One of these first signs amongst the Major ones is appearance of the Jewish Anti Christ or the Masih ad-Dajjal.

The affliction of this Jewish Messiah is so great that none from the times of Prophet Adam till the day of resurrection have or will create and spread that much affliction. His affliction will be so dangerous and so harmful that there is no Prophet of God who did not warn his ummah about the coming of this person. the Dajjal will be able to deceive the very elect, the very pious, the one who thinks he has faith in his/her heart. this generation is very very close to meet the Dajjal. Why? Because there are two specific signs that will appear in Madina as reported by our Prophet Muhammad (sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam), which will mark that the time for the appearance of Dajjal, he will appear or be born in the midnight . And these two Signs have already appeared!!!! !! Here we provide to you the two specific traditions: Narrated Abdullah ibn Shafeeq who reported from Muhjin ibn Adraa who reported that the Prophet(saw) said,

'The End/finish/khalaas day, and What do you know what the khalaas days is--the prophet repeats the same statement 3 times..Some one asked him, 'what is the day of Khalaas?'. The Prophet then answered, 'The Dajjal will come and will climb and will see Madina and then he will say to his companions, 'Do you see that White Palace?That is the Mosque of Ahmad--another name of Prophet Muhammad--', Afterwards the Dajjal will come to Madina but will find that by its each entrance there is an armed angel ( who would not allow him entry)...... afterwards Madina will shake 3 times and there will not remain a hypocrite male or female nor will there remain a fasiq male or female who would not go out to the Dajjal (to join him), and that is the day of khalaas.

(An authentic tradition reported with a sahih isnad reported by Sheikh Mustafa Adwi in his work Al-Fitan wal Malaahim wa Asraatus S'aa) source: http://www.raddadi. com/madinah/ madinah.htm

During the time of the prophet the Masjidun Nabawi or the Mosque of Ahmad was very simple as it was built of mud bricks and had date leaves as its covering for the roof. It was just recently in our era that the Mosque of Prophet was expanded and was given a very grand and beautiful structure.. Anyone who has travelled to Madina in recent times will confirm that upon reaching the vacinities of this holy city, the Mosque of the Prophet appears as a pearl or as a palace amongst other building from a far. Muslims take this as an awakening token, Wake and think seriously, the other sign the prophet fortold regarding the closeness of Dajjal's appearance is that Madina at that time--at the time of Dajjal's appearance --will have 7 main entrances:

The Prophet said, 'The terror caused by Al-Masih Ad-Dajjal will not enter Medina and at that time Medina will have seven gates and there will be two angels at each gate (guarding them). (Sahih Bukhari: Book of afflictions, Volume 9, Book 88, Number 240)

Just look at the recent Map of Madinah city, if you find one, and you will see that there are 7 main entrances today leading to the city.

One road coming from Jeddah,

the other coming from Makkah,

another coming from Rabigh,

one from the airport,

another from Tabouk,

and two from surrounding areas.

Muslims get up, Know the Jews better, Avoid them, Be prepared to face them intellectually, politically and economically wise.

Please memorize the 10 first verse of surah kahf as well as the last 10 verse .

Doing such protects you from the affliction of Dajjal as the Prophet said. Always recite this Du'a or supplication in prayer when your are finishing after saying tashahud:

Allahuma inni Aoudu Bikka Min Adabil Qabr,

Wa Min Azabi Jahanum,

Wa Min Fitnatil Mahyaie wal Mamat wa mein fitnatil Masih ad

Dajjal According to the saying of the Prophet reciting this in prayer will protect one from the affliction of Dajjal.

Such were our Salaaf-Such were their reliance on God: Qays ibn Ab? H?zim says: I saw poison being brought to Kh?lid ibn alWaleed, and it was asked, 'What is this?' The answer was given, 'It is poison.' He said, 'Bismill?h' and drank it. I said, 'By All?h, this is a miracle, this is true courage.' Abu's-Safar says: Kh?lid ibn al waleed stayed in al-H?rah at the house of the mother of the Ban? Mar?zibah. They said, 'Be on your guard against the Persians, lest they poison you.' He said, 'Bring it to me.' He took it and said, 'Bismill?h', and did him no harm.(Siyar Alaam an Nabula by ad-Dhahabi)

When Saad ibn Abi Waqas reached the banks of the flooded deep adDijla river he commanded his army to march. So his army began crossing on the surface the river as if it was crossing on land. The Persians did not believe their eyes and cried out'Diwan!!!, Diwan!!!By God we are not fighting humans but Jinns'They abandoned their capital Madaain to the victorious Islamic army.

Oh My Ummah rejoice and be patient for we are to be superpowers again! Imam Ahmad narrated that Abdullah bin 'Amr bin Al-Aas said, 'While we were around the Messenger of Allah) writing (the Hadith) the Messenger of Allah,(sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam) was asked/ 'Which of these two cities will be conquered first, Constantinople or Romiyah ( Rome )?' He said, 'The city of Heraclius will first be conquered.' He meant Constantinople .'' [Al-Hakim, Al-Mustadrak, vol. 4, p. 508. Also, see As-Silsilah as-Sahihah, vol. 1] History is a witness that Constantinople or Istanbul was conquered by Sultan Mehmet al Fatih al Uthmani. However Rome was never captured. This will happen in the near future when once again Muslims will have prestige and glory.

Allah's Apostle said,'The Earth was shown to me until I saw the east of the east and the west of the west[cant recall the order], and the authority of My ummah dominated all what I saw.'{Muslim-Ahmad} During the time of the prophet the east of the east was china and the west of the west was France . History is a witness that the Islamic conquest did not reach that far. However this will happen in the near future inshallah when once again God honors Muslims.

And then there were 2 attached pictures of a baby with 1 eye
Does anyone else ever get these? I usually delete them but some are so funny I have to keep them.
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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #1 - March 08, 2009, 04:46 PM

Yes, I get loads like this. I have had my present email address for a long time - since I was a Muslim - so I still get loads of circulars and stuff like this.

Yes, some of them are hilarious. If it is from an individual I often reply with what I think of what they just sent me lol

btw - welcome
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Reply #2 - March 08, 2009, 05:00 PM

Quote from: Hassan on March 08, 2009, 04:46 PM
Yes, some of them are hilarious. If it is from an individual I often reply with what I think of what they just sent me lol

btw - welcome

I can usually tell from the subject what'll be in it:
FW: Love between Hazrat Abu Bakar(R.A) and Hazrat Ali ( R.A )
FW: Fajr Salah- cool!‏
FW: ((((( "SIGNS OF QIYAMAT" ))))) every1 must read it dun ignore‏
FW: A SIGN FROM ALLAH HAS COME‏
FW: Read only if you have time for ALLAH
FW: The Amazing Facts of Holy Quraan‏

And there are also the few that say: 'forward this to 10 other people for reward from Allah'. lol
And for the welcome.
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Reply #3 - March 08, 2009, 05:05 PM

Most of mine are from the same Salafi ex-friend who is somehow still on my email list

Here's an example:

Quote

Fatwa by Saudi Council of Muftis

Saudi council of Muftis have given an unanimous Fatwa that ring tones on
QURAN AAYAT are HARAMM because the AAYAT are not complete when we pick
the phone and meanings of AAYAT changes when they are not complete. QURAN is
for Hidayat and not for ring tones. Please inform others

KINDLY PASS THIS MESSAGE TO OTHER BROTHERS AND SISTERS AS WELL

BE ADVISED

Don't say 'Mosque'
Say always ' Masjid'
Because Islamic organization has found that's mosque = mosquitoes

Don't write ' Mecca '
Write always correctly ' Makkah'
Because Mecca = house of wines

Don't write ' Moh'd'
Write always completely as ' Muhammad'
Because Moh'd = the dog with big mouth.

Forwarded it as many as you can for Swab.

Nothing bad will happen if you don't forward this but these points are
important and it is our duty to educate our brothers and sisters.

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Reply #4 - March 08, 2009, 06:02 PM

Quote from: Saima on March 08, 2009, 05:00 PM
FW: ((((( "SIGNS OF QIYAMAT" ))))) every1 must read it dun ignore‏

LOL... I got one like that recently. They are supposed to make one rush quickly to make salat, but it just makes me laugh and wonder why ppl can't see through this? lol
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Reply #5 - March 08, 2009, 06:05 PM

Quote from: FinallyFree on March 08, 2009, 05:05 PM
Saudi council of Muftis have given an unanimous Fatwa that ring tones on
QURAN AAYAT are HARAMM because the AAYAT are not complete when we pick
the phone and meanings of AAYAT changes

ROFL!!!

Classic, Finally-Free LOL!!

I want the the ayat ringtone that says "La Taqrabu-Salat" (Don't come to prayer).

(The full ayat is; La taqrabu-salat wa antum sukara - don't come to praye while u r drunk )
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Reply #6 - March 08, 2009, 06:15 PM

I get loads of these too, I tend to just delete them.

One time though I refuted it back to the person who forwarded it to me, and told her to send on the refutation. I included links, quotes, and a well laid out response, she was shocked.

However because she was still a muslim, and one I would never broach the topic of apostasy with (we're not close, we used to be sisters in laws, both of us divorced from the brothers who smacked us), so I simply used the bi-dah stand on it. Worked a charm.

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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #7 - March 08, 2009, 07:52 PM

I somehow ended up on the mailing list for a Malaysian Muslimah and occasionally I will receive vitriolic anti-semitic emails from her. I've been tempted to reply and tell her that she's barking up the wrong tree but I usually back down and just delete them.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Reply #8 - March 09, 2009, 06:06 AM

Most are funny. Few were a wake-up call. Like when some salafi lists were asking me to vote for Bush on his second term.

Welcome aboard Saima.

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Reply #9 - March 09, 2009, 11:53 AM

Good reading Saima.

A cult thrives by keeping peoples nerve on edge, milenialist hoaxes for instance.

There's one going round now about the sun rising in the west after 21st december 2012, which will be the last day any can convert to Islam; after the sun rises in the West repentance of kafirs will not be accepted...

"It may happen that the enemies of Islam may consider it expedient not to take any action against Islam, if Islam leaves them alone in their geographical boundaries... But Islam cannot agree to this unless they submit to its authority by paying Jizyah"

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Reply #10 - March 09, 2009, 11:54 AM

Quote from: Aksel Ankersen on March 09, 2009, 11:53 AM
Good reading Saima.

A cult thrives by keeping peoples nerve on edge, milenialist hoaxes for instance.

There's one going round now about the sun rising in the west after 21st december 2012, which will be the last day any can convert to Islam; after the sun rises in the West repentance of kafirs will not be accepted...

What for real?

If you come across it again could you post it for our amusement?

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Reply #11 - March 09, 2009, 11:55 AM

Quote from: Aksel Ankersen on March 09, 2009, 11:53 AM
Good reading Saima.

A cult thrives by keeping peoples nerve on edge, milenialist hoaxes for instance.

There's one going round now about the sun rising in the west after 21st december 2012, which will be the last day any can convert to Islam; after the sun rises in the West repentance of kafirs will not be accepted...

I absolutely love predictions of "end-days", they obviously always fall flat on their faces and it's so funny to watch the faces of those hardcore advocates after the day passes.

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Reply #12 - March 09, 2009, 12:09 PM

Well, here's at least one Muslim from our forum, Ahmed Baghat and his 2012 beliefs:

http://www.forum09.faithfreedom.org//viewtopic.php?f=21&t=161&start=359#p16393

"It may happen that the enemies of Islam may consider it expedient not to take any action against Islam, if Islam leaves them alone in their geographical boundaries... But Islam cannot agree to this unless they submit to its authority by paying Jizyah"

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Reply #13 - March 09, 2009, 12:19 PM

Quote from: Aksel Ankersen on March 09, 2009, 12:09 PM
Well, here's at least one Muslim from our forum, Ahmed Baghat and his 2012 beliefs:

http://www.forum09.faithfreedom.org//viewtopic.php?f=21&t=161&start=359#p16393

Lol, I didn't see this part coming:

Quote from: Ahmed Bahgat
? Edgar Cayce, Nostradamus, the Mayans, and the Hopi Indians predicted pole shifts by 2012
? man destroys the environment and contributes to earth changes

Poor Ahmad, mad as a March hare.What an environmentalist Ahmad would be...

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Reply #14 - March 09, 2009, 12:22 PM

Quote from: Aksel Ankersen on March 09, 2009, 12:09 PM
Well, here's at least one Muslim from our forum, Ahmed Baghat and his 2012 beliefs:

http://www.forum09.faithfreedom.org//viewtopic.php?f=21&t=161&start=359#p16393

O A_B!

What a legend. Hopefully he will still be on the forum the day after the supposed event so we can all point and laugh.

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Reply #15 - March 09, 2009, 06:28 PM

Quote from: Aksel Ankersen on March 09, 2009, 12:09 PM
Well, here's at least one Muslim from our forum, Ahmed Baghat and his 2012 beliefs:

http://www.forum09.faithfreedom.org//viewtopic.php?f=21&t=161&start=359#p16393

OMG that is so far out there.

What is up with these doomsday people?

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Reply #16 - March 09, 2009, 11:52 PM

Quote from: Aksel Ankersen on March 09, 2009, 11:53 AM

A cult thrives by keeping peoples nerve on edge, milenialist hoaxes for instance.

There's one going round now about the sun rising in the west after 21st december 2012, which will be the last day any can convert to Islam; after the sun rises in the West repentance of kafirs will not be accepted...

That is just combining aligning the Islamic doomsday with the end date of the Mesoamerican Long Count Calender. I'm pretty sure that to link the two would be considered a major sin and shirk in Islam!

Moreover, the Mayans never attached any doomsday predictions to the end of the long count calender

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Reply #17 - March 11, 2009, 06:28 PM

Here's an e-mail I got the other day.

DEAR LOVELY ONE,

PLEASE PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MY SELF TO YOU,
MY NAME IS LOVETH NZI,I AM 20 YEARS OLD, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR MORRIS NZI WHO WAS A FAMOUS COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN HERE,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST (COTE D'IVOIRE). I AM SEEKING FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION TO HELP ME TRANSFER THE SUM OF (US$10,500,000.00 )TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN DOLLARS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

PLEASE, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL FUND AS A MODE OF COMPENSATION FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND TIME. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS IN RELATION TO THIS FUND DEPOSITED BY MY LATE FATHER IN THE BANK.

PLEASE DO CONTACT ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE
EMAIL ADDRESS,FOR CONFIDENTIAL AND SECURITY REASONS .(loveth_nzi02@yahoo.co.jp)

PLEASE KINDLY MAIL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MY LETTER FOR ME TO GIVE YOU MORE IMPORTANT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS FUND AND EQUALLY SEND YOU MY PHOTOS SO THAT YOU WILL SEE AND KNOW WHOM I AM.
THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE FOR ME.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

LOVETH NZI,

What do you reckon, will I reply and ask for his photo and his "important details"?

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Reply #18 - March 11, 2009, 07:18 PM

Oh, I wrote a really funny response to one of these a while ago - will try & find it if I can..

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Reply #19 - March 15, 2009, 11:37 AM

This is one I just got this morning lol

The really funny thing is the massive amount of email addys this has been sent to - it must have past through all the Muslims on the internet - plus a few ex-Muslims lol
_________________________________

Read only if you have time for ALLAH

إقرأه فقط إن كنت تمتلك وقتا لـ الله
Let me tell you, make sure you read all the way to the bottom. I almost deleted this email but I was blessed when I got to the end

دعني أخبرك، تأكد انك ستقراه الى النهاية لقد كدت احذفه ولكني بوركت عندما انهيته

ALLAH, when I received this e-mail, I thought...
الله'وهو عنوان الرساله' عندما وصلتني هذه الرساله, فكرت....

I don't have time for this... And, this is really

inappropriate during work

ليس لدي وقت لقراءة تلك الأشياء كما أنني بوقت غير مناسب للقراءة ..فأنا في العمل

Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is... Exactly, what has caused lot of the problems in our world today.

وبعدها لاحظت بأن هذا النوع من التفكير هو تماما السبب الذي يجعل عالمنا مليئ بالمشاكل في الوقت الحالي

We try to keep ALLAH in MASJIDS on FRIDAY...

نحن نحاول أن نجعل الله والدين بالمساجد ايام الجمعة

Maybe, FRIDAY night...

وربما بليل الجمعة

And, the unlikely event of a MAGHRIB SALLAH.

وصلاة المغرب احيانا

We do like to have Him around during sickness...

نحن نحب ان نذكره ايام المرض

And, of course, at funerals

.وطبعا الجنائز

However, we don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play...

لكن ليس لدينا الوقت ولا المساحة لأن نذكره خلال العمل او اللعب

Because.. That's the part of our lives we think... We can, and should, handle on our own.

لأن هذا هو الوقت الذي نعتقد فيه بأننا قادرين على أن نعتمد على أنفسنا فيه
May ALLAH forgive me for ever thinking...

ياالله سامحني على هذا النوع من التفكير

That... there is a time or place where..

H E is not to be FIRST in my life.

التفكير الذي يقول أن هناك وقت او مكان لا يكون 'الله' الأول والأهم في حياتي

We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us.

يجب أن يكون لدينا الوقت 'لأن نذكر كل ما قدمه 'الله لنا

Pass this on ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT!!

أنشرها فقط إن كنت مقتنع بها

Yes, I do Love ALLAH.

نعم، انا أحب الله
HE is my source of existence and Savior.

هو مصدر وجودي ومنقذي

He keeps me functioning each and every day. Without Him, I will be nothing.
وهو الذي يبقينا أحياء كل يوم ومن دونه سنصبح لا شيء

This is the simplest test.

هذا أسهل اختبار ممكن
If You Love ALLAH... And, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE has done for you...

اذا كنت تحب الله ولا تخجل من جميع الأشياء الرائعة التي قام بها من أجلك

Send it on...

أنشرها

Now do you have the time to pass it on?

والآن ألديك وقت للنشــر ..؟؟

Make sure that you scroll through to the end.

تأكد إنك ستصل لنهاية الرسالة

Easy vs. Hard

السهــــل ?الصعـــــــــب

Why is it so hard to tell the truth but Yet so easy to tell a lie?

لماذا يكون من الصعب جدا أن تقول الحقيقه ومع ذلك من السهل جدا ان تكذب

Why are we so sleepy in THE MASJID but Right when the sermon is over wesuddenly wake up?

لماذا نشعر بالنعاس وقت الصلاة و في المسجد وبمجرد أن تنتهي الخطبه نصحو فجأة

Why is it so easy to delete a HOLY e-mail, but yet we forward all of the nasty ones?

لماذا يكون من السهل جدا أن نحذف ايميل ديني ومع ذلك ننشر كل ما هو سيّء

Of all the free gifts we may receive, Prayer is the very best one....

من ضمن كل الهدايا المجانيه التي نحصل عليها .. دعوة صادقة هي أفضلهم

There are no costs, but wonderful rewards...

لن تكون هناك عقوبات لعدم النشر لكن جائزة رائعة

بإذن الله

Notes: Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to NOT BELIEVE IN ALLAH and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

ملحوظة: شيء مضحك أن هناك أناس لا يؤمنون بالله ويستغربون لماذا العالم ذاهب 'لجهنم'

دلالة على فساد العالم

Isn't it funny how someone can say 'I believe in ALLAH ' but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also 'believes' in ALLAH ).

شيء مضحك أن يأتي شخص ويدعي بأنه مؤمن بالله ولكنه لم يزل يتبع أبليس 'كما أن ابليس يؤمن بالله '

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding ISLAM , people think twice about sharing?

شيء مضحك أنه من الممكن أن ترسل الآلاف من النكت عن طريق الإيميل وتنتشر مثل النار في الهشيم واذا ارسلت ايميل اسلامي الناس يفكرون مرتين قبل أن يعيدوا نشرها

Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

كما أنه من المضحك أنه عندما تقوم بنشر هذا الإيميل لن تقوم بإرساله إلى كل من عندك لإنك غير متأكد بماذا يؤمنون وكيف يفكرون بك اذا ارسلتها لهم

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what ALLAH thinks of me.

من المضحك أن نخاف من رأي الناس فينا اكثر من رأي الله فينا !!

I MAKE DUA, for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they will be blessed by ALLAH in a way special for them.

انا دعوت لكل شخص يرسل هذا الإيميل لكل من عنده بدفتر العناوين ، أن يبارك لهم ربي بطريقة خاصة لهم

بإذن الله

And send it back to the person who sent it, to let them know that indeed it was sent out to many more

وأرسلها لنفس الشخص إللي أرسلها لك لكي يعلم بأن الرسالة قد نشرت فعلا

الشمعة لا تخسر شيئا اذا ما تم إستخدامها لإشعال شمعة اخرى

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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #20 - March 15, 2009, 11:46 AM

I hate emails like that Hassan, the stupid guilt trips they use are no different from the threats of hell. They should send that email to some kid who has been forced into sex slavery, they'll love this verse-
"We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us."

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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #21 - March 31, 2009, 06:33 AM

For the confused goons on this thread who are biitching about my article

Read the article again you fools, I never said it will be the end of the world, I only said that the sun will align with the equator plane of the black hole in the centre of our galaxy, guess what you fools, read what the scientists said including Einstein

Now, do I want such thing to happen? Of course not, however I have to at least consider it as a possibility

please all confused goons, dismiss your ignorant bums
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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #22 - March 31, 2009, 06:40 AM

One more comment for the goons

why don't you explain how all those conflicting parties, almost aggreed on one thing?

On the other hand, I am shocked that all of you including Muslims misunderstood what I meant by my aricle about 2012,

Again, wat is only a thought provoking article which has info in there that is agreed upon by many different and opposing sources, this must give it some merit, on the other hand I also accept that it may be a hoax

what is wrong with that?
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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #23 - March 31, 2009, 07:21 AM

Quote from: AhmedBahgat on March 31, 2009, 06:33 AM
please all confused goons, dismiss your ignorant bums

Every person has a tendency to use particular words & expressions frequently, but has anyone else noticed that both AhmedBahgat & BMZ seem to be using the word "goons" too often?

BMZ keeps calling the FFI posters FFI goons & now AhmedBahgat!

Why are we "goons" for posting at FFI or CEOMB?

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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #24 - March 31, 2009, 11:51 AM

Quote from: AhmedBahgat on March 31, 2009, 06:33 AM
For the confused goons on this thread who are biitching about my article

Read the article again you fools, I never said it will be the end of the world, I only said that the sun will align with the equator plane of the black hole in the centre of our galaxy, guess what you fools, read what the scientists said including Einstein

Now, do I want such thing to happen? Of course not, however I have to at least consider it as a possibility

please all confused goons, dismiss your ignorant bums

Did I annoy you by linking your predictions on the matter? You put it up on a public forum after all...

"It may happen that the enemies of Islam may consider it expedient not to take any action against Islam, if Islam leaves them alone in their geographical boundaries... But Islam cannot agree to this unless they submit to its authority by paying Jizyah"

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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #25 - April 01, 2009, 12:59 AM

Quote from: Aksel Ankersen on March 31, 2009, 11:51 AM
Quote from: AhmedBahgat on March 31, 2009, 06:33 AM
For the confused goons on this thread who are biitching about my article

Read the article again you fools, I never said it will be the end of the world, I only said that the sun will align with the equator plane of the black hole in the centre of our galaxy, guess what you fools, read what the scientists said including Einstein

Now, do I want such thing to happen? Of course not, however I have to at least consider it as a possibility

please all confused goons, dismiss your ignorant bums

Did I annoy you by linking your predictions on the matter? You put it up on a public forum after all...

No you did not, you just acted like a coward that's all

now I posted that article on FI and FFI, yet you said nothing there, rather, you prefered to come here and biitch about it behind my back, knowing that I am an active member in here, but it seems that I have to be active and get on with shutting all confused goons in here, you know, I am a professional, but only if the Ms in here stop hrassing me
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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #26 - April 01, 2009, 01:13 AM

Quote from: Rashna on March 31, 2009, 07:21 AM
Quote from: AhmedBahgat on March 31, 2009, 06:33 AM
please all confused goons, dismiss your ignorant bums

Every person has a tendency to use particular words & expressions frequently, but has anyone else noticed that both AhmedBahgat & BMZ seem to be using the word "goons" too often?

BMZ keeps calling the FFI posters FFI goons & now AhmedBahgat!

Why are we "goons" for posting at FFI or CEOMB?

Actually, I am the one who used the word Goon for FFI faithfuls for the first time. No other word describes the FFI posters so well.

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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #27 - April 01, 2009, 01:21 AM

They usually are.

Here is a good one, from the Christian side:

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Based upon the parable of the fig tree - the tribulation period should begin no later than May14, 2011.
No later than (there is no way of knowing the exact date) May 14, 2011... Islam will fall as a religion and the 7 year tribulation period, i.e. the last week of Daniel 9's 70 weeks will begin with the Advent of the Antichrist confirming the convenant, most likely the Mt. Sinai covenant, with the Jews.

Here are the numbers, based upon the parable of the fig tree in Matthew 24 of when the events Jesus talked about surrounding his Second Return will be fulfiled.

May 14, 1948 (the rebirth of Israel) +70 years (the max length of a generation, based on Psalms 90:10) = 2018 May 14
Jesus will return to this earth no later than.

Then to determine when the tribulation period will begin (no later than) all we have to do is subtract 7 years.
2018 - 7years for the length of the tribulation period = May 14, 2011.

Also assuming that Jesus's Second Coming events will coincide with the fall feasts (as his first coming major events coincided with the spring feasts), then there are just two falls left that fit sometime before May 14, 2011. Those two are Fall of 2009, Fall of 2010.

Assuming further on those two Falls. Then Gog/Magog should occur right before or possibly on the fall feasts holy days.

Based upon the 7 years in Ezekiel 39 being the same 7 years of the tribulation period. Gog/Magog leads directly into the 7 year tribulation period. When Gog/Magog takes place, sometime before May 14, 2011, that will be the end of Islam. Islam will be totally discredited as a religion, as the true God destroys the muslim and Russian armies, and fights for the Jews, Israel.

The Antichrist will then will show in Israel immediately after the destruction of the Armies of the muslim countries listed in Ezekiel 38 plus their Russian ally. Israel and the rest of the world will think that they have entered the messianic age... but it will turn out to be the worst time the world has ever seen.

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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #28 - April 01, 2009, 03:17 AM

Quote from: AhmedBahgat on April 01, 2009, 12:59 AM
Quote from: Aksel Ankersen on March 31, 2009, 11:51 AM
Quote from: AhmedBahgat on March 31, 2009, 06:33 AM
For the confused goons on this thread who are biitching about my article

Read the article again you fools, I never said it will be the end of the world, I only said that the sun will align with the equator plane of the black hole in the centre of our galaxy, guess what you fools, read what the scientists said including Einstein

Now, do I want such thing to happen? Of course not, however I have to at least consider it as a possibility

please all confused goons, dismiss your ignorant bums

Did I annoy you by linking your predictions on the matter? You put it up on a public forum after all...

No you did not, you just acted like a coward that's all

now I posted that article on FI and FFI, yet you said nothing there, rather, you prefered to come here and biitch about it behind my back, knowing that I am an active member in here

Well, I didn't have a comment to make on your article ffs!

Berberella asked for an example of Islamic 2012 doomsday predictions and I provided one.

If you really want to know I can tell you why I believe your 2012/sun rising in West to be in error and illogical.

"It may happen that the enemies of Islam may consider it expedient not to take any action against Islam, if Islam leaves them alone in their geographical boundaries... But Islam cannot agree to this unless they submit to its authority by paying Jizyah"

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Re: Forwarded e-mails are weird
Reply #29 - April 01, 2009, 04:50 AM

Quote from: AhmedBahgat on March 31, 2009, 06:33 AM
For the confused goons on this thread who are biitching about my article

Read the article again you fools, I never said it will be the end of the world, I only said that the sun will align with the equator plane of the black hole in the centre of our galaxy,

And? It wouldn't make a damned bit of difference to us, Ahmed. The sun is most likely already aligned with the equator plane of the black hole (if by that you mean orbiting the galactic centre in the same plane) and probably has been for billions of years. It's just a basic fact of how galaxies and solar systems form. Why do you think most planets in our solar system orbit in the same plane?

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guess what you fools, read what the scientists said including Einstein

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't recall Einstein ever saying that the world will end in 2012, nor do I recall him quoting Mayans and Hopi Indians as authorities on astronomy and cosmology.

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Now, do I want such thing to happen? Of course not, however I have to at least consider it as a possibility

please all confused goons, dismiss your ignorant bums

Well the good news is that it's a "possibility" that you're highly unlikely to have to worry about in practice.

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