I had some great food once, do you like it?
OMG!!... I LOVE food!
What a coincidence, I do too! To be honest, and I'm not making this up - nearly EVERYONE I have spoken to recently (I like talking, do you?) has said they like food too, but
get this - they eat the stuff
every day! We're actually a lot more similar than we think, despite these silly, self imposed religious divisions.
Some times after food, my stomach feels like it's swelling and I have to sit on a cardboard box and do plop-plops - I don't like doing that, it's smelly. Any suggestions?