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 Topic: {In the Barzakh} II

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  • {In the Barzakh} II
     OP - April 03, 2009, 12:26 PM
    Ok members,

    Pls read this thread first:

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=4655.0
    ==============


    Ok, our second victim contestant is someone you all know. Just like the Wizard of Oz, she hails from the Emerald Isles and is not surprised when a leprechaun appears in her garden.

    You all know her as the fastest land animal in the world, the infamous Cheetah.  bunny

    All yours for 7 days to ask anything you want, and I'm sure we are all dying to know more about one of our favourite staff members.

    Let's all give a warm welcome and let the games begin.


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #1 - April 03, 2009, 02:53 PM
    Bring it on.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #2 - April 03, 2009, 02:59 PM
    Is it true that your species now face extinction, Ms. Cheetah?
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #3 - April 03, 2009, 03:07 PM
    In the wild, yes.   Cry
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #4 - April 03, 2009, 03:10 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 03, 2009, 03:07 PM
    In the wild, yes.   Cry

    What is your opinion on human beings? Tasty?
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #5 - April 03, 2009, 03:12 PM
    Yes, especially the young and juicy ones.   yes
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #6 - April 03, 2009, 03:21 PM
    You have 6006 posts right now. Does this make you an incarnation of Satan?
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #7 - April 03, 2009, 03:25 PM
    Yes, here is a picture of me...

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #8 - April 03, 2009, 03:36 PM
    Ok:


    How tall are you?

    Are you dating anyone right now?

    When is the last time you had sex?

    Where is the wildest place you have had sex?

    What do you do for a living?


    Do you intend to get a sister or brother for tigger?

    If there was one forum member you could escape to a deserted island with, who would it be and why?

    More to come.......
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #9 - April 03, 2009, 03:42 PM
    Some more...

    1. What is the meaning of existence?

    2. Why did the Big Bang happen?

    3. What is the secret of immortality?

     bunny
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #10 - April 03, 2009, 05:24 PM
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    How tall are you?


    About 5 foot 2.  I'm a shortass.

    Quote
    Are you dating anyone right now?


    No.

    Quote
    When is the last time you had sex?


    More recently than you.   Tongue

    Quote
    Where is the wildest place you have had sex?


    Paris.

    Quote
    What do you do for a living?


    Nothing at the moment.

    Quote
    Do you intend to get a sister or brother for tigger?


    Definitely not.  Tiggy doesn't like other cats, he likes being an only cat.

    Quote
    If there was one forum member you could escape to a deserted island with, who would it be and why?


    Whoever cooks the best lasagne.  (Probly you  Cheesy ).












    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #11 - April 03, 2009, 05:26 PM
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    1. What is the meaning of existence?


    Procreation.

    Quote
    2. Why did the Big Bang happen?


    There isn't a why.

    Quote
    3. What is the secret of immortality?


    See answer number 1. 


    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #12 - April 03, 2009, 05:39 PM
    How old are you?

    If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

    What's your favourite cuisine and food?

    Have you ever been to Britain? If yes, have you ever been to East Anglia? What did you think of these places (obviously if you have been)

    What do you honestly think of G.W?

    Are there any TV Series you watch right now?

    Do you think I am a radical nutjob who needs to be sectioned or bootstomped?

    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #13 - April 03, 2009, 05:52 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 03, 2009, 05:26 PM
    Quote
    1. What is the meaning of existence?

    Procreation.

    Wow. Correct! I have written a short story fragment revolving around this answer recently. So you win!

    Quote from: Cheetah
    There isn't a why.

    Why not?
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #14 - April 03, 2009, 08:28 PM
    1.  What is your favourite film
    2.  What event made you laugh the hardest you've ever laughed
    3.  If you could have any wish, what would it be
    4.  What qualities do you look for in your dream man
    5.  If you could perfect any skill, what would it be
    6.  What are your best qualities
    7.  What are your worst
    8.  What is the most embarrassing thing you have done when you were
    i)  sober
    ii) drunk
    9.  What question would you refuse to answer

    Zaephon, can you PM your short story justifying the point of existance to be procreation.  I just dont see it that way, as it makes for a pointless existence for most gays and lesbians,  childless hetrosexual couples who have to adopt & couples who dont want to have children. 
    Why do we have to have a point, if we accept there is no creator? Needless to say I see the point as being what we choose it to be, but there being no universal definition.
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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #15 - April 03, 2009, 08:34 PM
    Quote from: IsLame
    Zaephon, can you PM your short story justifying the point of existance to be procreation.  I just dont see it that way, as it makes for a pointless existence for most gays and lesbians,  childless hetrosexual couples who have to adopt & couples who dont want to have children.

    It is a fragment, maybe more like a synopsis. It doesn't attempt to justify anything, and it's a science fiction story anyway.

    Plato taught that procreation is the means whereby mortals participate in immortality.
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #16 - April 03, 2009, 08:47 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon on April 03, 2009, 08:34 PM
    Quote from: IsLame
    Zaephon, can you PM your short story justifying the point of existance to be procreation.  I just dont see it that way, as it makes for a pointless existence for most gays and lesbians,  childless hetrosexual couples who have to adopt & couples who dont want to have children.

    It is a fragment, maybe more like a synopsis. It doesn't attempt to justify anything, and it's a science fiction story anyway.

    Plato taught that procreation is the means whereby mortals participate in immortality.

    I am less interested in what a Greek teacher said 2500 years ago about it, I ask because I am interested to understand why you believe it?
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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #17 - April 03, 2009, 08:52 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on April 03, 2009, 08:47 PM
    I ask because I am interested to understand why you believe it?

    I did not say I believe in it. I said I wrote a short story fragment about it. D'oh.
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #18 - April 03, 2009, 09:03 PM
    How are you Cheetah  grin12?


    Are you bad?



    What do you think about school?
    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #19 - April 03, 2009, 09:07 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon on April 03, 2009, 08:52 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on April 03, 2009, 08:47 PM
    I ask because I am interested to understand why you believe it?

    I did not say I believe in it. I said I wrote a short story fragment about it. D'oh.

    I thought you said agreed that the point of existance was procreation?
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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #20 - April 03, 2009, 09:19 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on April 03, 2009, 09:07 PM
    I thought you said agreed that the point of existance was procreation?

    Nope. "Correct!" was more like an exclamation. Remember that this thread is not supposed to be a serious one, sheesh. I'm gonna hide behind the couch or something.
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #21 - April 03, 2009, 09:34 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon on April 03, 2009, 09:19 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on April 03, 2009, 09:07 PM
    I thought you said agreed that the point of existance was procreation?

    Nope. "Correct!" was more like an exclamation. Remember that this thread is not supposed to be a serious one, sheesh. I'm gonna hide behind the couch or something.

    OK - I was just surprised, i'll put my joker hat back on (and ask Cheetah the question on my follow up questions  Wink)
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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #22 - April 03, 2009, 10:22 PM
    You're fav. cartoon?

    Fav. super hero?

    How did you end up here?  (COEM)

    Why did you research Islam?

    When did you research it?
    "I'm Agnostic about God."

    Richard Dawkins
    ==
    "If there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
     George Carlin == "...The so-called moderates are actually the public relations arm of Al-Qaeda and the Islamic Republic of Iran."  Maryam Namazie
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #23 - April 04, 2009, 07:52 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on April 03, 2009, 08:28 PM
    Zaephon, ...I just dont see it that way, as it makes for a pointless existence for most gays and lesbians,  childless hetrosexual couples who have to adopt & couples who dont want to have children. 
    Why do we have to have a point, if we accept there is no creator? Needless to say I see the point as being what we choose it to be, but there being no universal definition.

    2 cents:

    Happiness. The meaning of life is pursuing happiness. Even if being depressed makes you happy. Not to infringe upon anyone else's pursuit in yours, but to aid them. *shrug* That's what methinks.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #24 - April 04, 2009, 09:26 AM
    So many questions!  Finally Free's first...

    Quote
    How old are you?


    28

    Quote
    If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?


    Somewhere cold and snowy.  Up in the Swiss Alps maybe.

    Quote
    What's your favourite cuisine and food?


    I like Indian food, and I like lasagne.

    Quote
    Have you ever been to Britain? If yes, have you ever been to East Anglia? What did you think of these places (obviously if you have been)


    I've been to Britain but not to East Anglia.  I didn't think Britain was all that different to Ireland.  There are little differences, but it doesn't feel like a foreign country.

    Quote
    What do you honestly think of G.W?


    He's provocative and attention seeking.  Then again, a lot of successful politicians are.  If I was Dutch I would probly vote for him as a protest against the attempts to squash his freedom of speech, but I can't see myself being enthused by his party's policies.

    Quote
    Are there any TV Series you watch right now?


    I'm following the Number 1 Ladies Detective Agency on Sunday nights.  I'm usually hung over on Sundays, so its nice gentle telly which doesn't strain the head.  I follow Dr. Who when its on as well.

    Quote
    Do you think I am a radical nutjob who needs to be sectioned or bootstomped?


    No.  You had some dodgy ideas when you showed up but you are open to reason.  You have some good ideas and some bad ones, just like us all I spose.













    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #25 - April 04, 2009, 01:31 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon
    Why not?


    Because nature's not like that.  Its the human brain that looks for teleological arguments, nature just gets on with it.  There's no why to the Big Bang anymore than there is for the formation of black holes.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #26 - April 04, 2009, 02:05 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 04, 2009, 01:31 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon
    Why not?


    Because nature's not like that.  Its the human brain that looks for teleological arguments, nature just gets on with it.  There's no why to the Big Bang anymore than there is for the formation of black holes.

    Why isn't Nature like that?
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #27 - April 06, 2009, 07:42 AM
    Are you red headed with freckles? Smiley

    Ever find a leprecaun with a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

    Speak any Gaelic?

    Like cabbage and corned beef?

    Were you raised Catholic?

    Drink much?

    Pepsi or Coke?

    ...?
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #28 - April 06, 2009, 04:37 PM
    IsLame

    Quote
    1.  What is your favourite film


    Alien

    Quote
    2.  What event made you laugh the hardest you've ever laughed


    Can't think of one.

    Quote
    3.  If you could have any wish, what would it be


    Go to Egypt and see the pyramids.

    Quote
    4.  What qualities do you look for in your dream man


    Intelligent, kind, sense of humour.  The usual things.

    Quote
    5.  If you could perfect any skill, what would it be


    Speak loads of different languages.

    Quote
    6.  What are your best qualities


    Curiosity, open mindedness.

    Quote
    7.  What are your worst


    Impatience, impulsiveness.

    Quote
    8.  What is the most embarrassing thing you have done when you were
    i)  sober


    I once walked in on my married land lady having sex with the man next door.  That was pretty embarrassing.

    Quote
    ii) drunk


    When I'm drunk everybody around me tends to be drunk too, so nothing is really embarrassing.

    Quote
    9.  What question would you refuse to answer


    This one.   Tongue














    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #29 - April 06, 2009, 04:40 PM
    Emerald

    Quote
    How are you Cheetah  grin12?


    Fine thanks, how are you?

    Quote
    Are you bad?


    Sometimes.   GoodVsBad

    Quote
    What do you think about school?


    It was okay.  I wouldn't want to go back though.



    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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